Sometimes you just need shameless Valcup indulgence. Well, I do.

-HTTYD-

Hiccup glared at the calendar, though it wasn't specifically to blame it felt like a good outlet. Yes, he understood between his mothers age and the fact it could take time for her fertility cycle to regulate after coming off her pill, that her falling pregnant immediately was unlikely.

But that didn't mean he couldn't be grumpy about it a little.

Although he couldn't complain about the fact it just meant they should keep trying. Something he was quite keen to get back to when his father left for work, the sound of water saying his mother would be freshly showered when they were alone again. Rising from his bed, Hiccup headed down to obtain breakfast and see Stoick off for the day. He even cooked extra bacon for his dad, who eyed Hiccup suspiciously.

"What's got you so chirpy this morning?"

"I dunno. Good nights sleep? Just feeling good today. Coffee?"

Hiccup was done with eating and sipping his tea from opposite his dad when Valka entered the kitchen, hair damp and tied in a loose braid, a few stray drops of water on her collarbone he wanted to lick off capturing his attention for almost too long. She smiled at Hiccup, kissed his hair as she passed to get tea - Stoick was used to them being affectionate often enough that the sight brokered no more response than a grunt, and even that was small and quiet and barely noticeable.

"Morning."

"Hey mom. Sleep well?"

"I did, thank you son."

Hiccup focused intently on his mug when Valka gave affection to her husband, though he knew she'd be bare under that dressing gown and naked within minutes of the older man leaving and those thoughts brought him great comfort.

Those five minutes they waited to be sure they were clear seemed to drag on, Hiccup tidying the kitchen of breakfast mess all the while knowing there were inches of bare skin his hands itched to explore. Slim fingers slid around his wrist, encouraging him to turn around until Hiccup had an armful of Valka, soft material of her dressing gown bunching up in his fingers as they kissed and held each other tight.

It wasn't long before he had hands on the tie of her gown, loosening it to run fingers over her soft belly, skin warm to the touch as she sighed happily against Hiccup's mouth while material fell to the ground.

"You're insatiable lately."

Hiccup groaned, pulling her closer.

"You told me I could get you pregnant, what were you expecting?"

"Oh, I'm not complaining son."

Grining, Hiccup turned them, boosting her up on to the side and feeling his cock swell and twitch with her surprised moan as he lowered his mouth to her chest, tonguing breasts he hoped soon would swell. She caressed his hair, letting out little sounds of pleasure as Hiccup worshipped her at his leisure before reaching to tug her hips forward. He dropped to his knees, devouring her with an eagerness and hunger that had Valka cursing and bucking against his mouth in no time.

"Fuck! Hiccup! Oh gods, son..."

When he felt her start to shake Hiccup stood, undoing his jeans and sinking into silken heat with a long, drawn out moan that Valka shared, both clutching each other as they reconnected. There would never be any other place that felt so right for him; Hiccup's first home had been her body and he'd never need another so long as they had each other.

"Good, mom?"

"Perfect, my love" she cradled his face, kissed him tenderly "always perfect."

Hiccup claimed her first climax of the day within minutes, loving the way she shuddered and scraped her nails against his t-shirt, knowing she'd have broken skin if she'd gotten to taking his top off earlier. Feeling playful, Hiccup pulled her down and had her bend over the side, murmuring in her ear that she'd made a mess of the counter top as he pressed back into her.

"I just cleaned that."

"Y-your fault! Gods Hiccup, faster baby..."

He loved that stammer, her words catching for a second as she felt him fill her. Loved watching her hands grip the edge of the counter, the shine of her arousal wet on the top where she'd came around his cock with those divine sounds of hers. Hiccup moved faster as she'd pleaded for, ecstatic in the way his mother clenched and gripped his cock with each thrust, mewling and begging for Hiccup to come in her. With her needy voice and soft, wet warmth, Hiccup couldn't hold back from complying for long as he buried himself deep and let go, hips bucking as he came with a low groan.

Valka twisted in his arms, searching blindly for his mouth until they were kissing, waiting for him to soften before they seperated. Pressing his mouth to the delicate flush of her chest, Hiccup held her for a few minutes, enjoying her warm skin and the rhythm of her heart beneath his lips.

"Come to bed love."

Hiccup followed, nestling naked in his mothers arms for a while just to enjoy each others presence. His hand splayed across her belly, humming as she sang softly to him and stroked his hair.

"Dad's gonna think its his you know."

Valka sighed, gently tugging his hair to have Hiccup lean back and look at her.

"Does that matter to you? So long as we know?"

It hadn't before, he supposed. Only they knew about this anyway. Would it be different when she was pregnant? When she gave birth to his child?

"I guess not. I just... I wish it was just us, yanno? He's gonna be the one getting to hold them first, the one they call dad. I know why we have to hide this, but it doesn't make it easier."

Valka nodded.

"We could leave, if you wanted. Start over somewhere."

It was an idea floated before, but turned down after talking. There were practicalities to consider - if they did leave, Valka would have to go through divorcing Stoick. And they would have to give up their home, full of animals and memories.

They could make new memories, he supposed. Find somewhere with land and take the animals with them. Hiccup liked the idea of living somewhere a little wild, growing food on their own farmland, mostly unconcerned with the outside world. It was a dream he hadn't yet given up on, but one he thought more and more about with the idea they might be parents soon.

"Maybe. But for now" Hiccup rolled them, laying atop her and leaning down to kiss tempting lips "we should keep trying, don't you think?"

Craning her head to chase his mouth, Valka hummed and nuzzled him before she laid back, legs spread to let him settle between them.

"I do."

-HTTYD-

Ah, can't resist a good ol' 'I do' moment sometimes. Even if its ridiculous cus they can't do the marriage thing.