Special thanks to my buddy:
Pearl Darkness.
Alright, Valentine's- I mean, belated Valentine's Special.
FB Page: IBurn 'Tank' RWBY Fanfic Author, Pa-treon: The Tanker.
I do not own RWBY. I own Yang though, she's my waifu!
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Dear RWBY #Valentine's Special
"Hello Remnant!" Ruby threw up both her hands with a cheerful smile on her face, "Welcome to another~"
"Dear RWBY!" Her team members said in unison; although only Yang's voice was loud enough to be heard clearly. They were sitting in the middle of the room again, with the brawler's scroll recording them on their leader's study table.
"Guys, you are not energetic enough! Again!" Ruby put both arms on her waist.
"I told you I'm not made for this!" Weiss yelped.
"Right…" Blake sighed.
"So, Valentine's just passed, and due to our busy schedule we weren't able to vlog that day. To make it up, we've decided to answer five questions at once!" Yang ignored her sister and winked at her scroll, "Consider this a Valentine's Special~"
"Wha- you didn't even tell us!" Weiss slammed the ground hard out of reflex (and anger probably), then immediately regretted it as she whined in pain.
"Technically, she did." The Faunus shrugged, "You were too concentrated on listening to Professor Port's stories."
This had resulted a high pitched 'What?!' from the heiress.
"Alright guys, we don't have much time, so let's get into it!" Ruby took out her scroll and starting moving her fingers skillfully to pull out the list she recorded beforehand, "The questions are here. We'll take turn reading them, and I'll start first since the scroll is with me."
Yang raised her hand to interrupt Ruby as she turned to the scroll recording them and said, "Announcement! We've decided to answer questions according to sequence. Meaning, if you want your question to be answered earlier, then you must send it in earlier too!"
The rest of the team nodded in agreement. Yes, even Weiss. At least she wasn't being left out on an important decision like this. The income from vlogging was actually pretty decent, so the heiress didn't want to lose this job.
"First question," Ruby cleared her throat and continued, "Shake N-Bake Mormon asked…dear RWBY, do you make friends with all the people in Beacon who call themselves 'OCs'?"
"What kind of absurd question is that?!" Weiss yelped, "And what on Remnant is an 'OC'?"
"I think it's a short form that stands for 'Aussie'. As in, you know, Australians?" Yang posed both her hands to a gun sign and pointed at the scroll while grinning, "Also shoutout to all the Australians! Um, if there's any of you left here that is…"
"Isn't that a kingdom that existed a long time ago in Atlas?" Ruby turned to her partner.
"Indeed." The heiress answered, "I heard that it was being invaded by a massive amount of spider Grimm and the residents escape to somewhere. There was no record of the new place they've moved to though; it's almost like they disappeared from Remnant."
"Wait, guys," Blake cut in, "I don't think that's the short form of Aussie. 'OC' isn't how you pronounce that word."
"Then what does 'OC' mean?" Ruby asked.
"Have you guys ever befriended anyone who goes around and calls themselves OC?" Weiss looked at her teammates.
"Not really." All three of them answered in unison.
The blonde shifted nearer to the scroll and whispered, "Um…Shake…Bake…thingy, we'll really appreciate it if you tell us what 'OC' stands for."
"So, in conclusion…nope." Ruby passed her scroll to her sister, "Your turn, Yang."
She took the device and read the next question aloud, "OBSERVER01 asked…dear RWBY, do you have plans on cloning Zwei and sharing his adorableness to everyone in Remnant? Also, Weiss is best heiress!"
Said heiress blushed as she looked to another side.
"Gee princess, at least thank people for complimenting you!" Yang slapped Weiss' shoulder gently.
"T-Thank you…"
"Aw Weiss looks so cute when her face is all red!" Ruby awed.
"Ruby, I don't want to be frozen." Blake rolled her eyes, but couldn't hide the curve of her lips.
"Right…"
"Also, to answer that question," The Faunus inhaled deeply, "No. Do not clone Zwei."
"But why?" Their leader looked at the black haired girl with a sad puppy face.
"Damn sis, using your ultimate weapon already?"
Blake blushed a bit seeing Ruby, "W-Well, since it's Valentine…I guess…"
"Really? We can?" The scythe wielder's puppy eyes intensified.
Meanwhile the heiress was watching the interaction in great amusement.
"Still no." Blake smirked playfully, "But we can clone this puppy named Ruby Rose and spread her adorableness to everyone in Remnant."
"There comes the gay." Weiss snorted.
"Aw that's so sweet Blakey!" Ruby's imaginary tail wagged.
"Oho Blake," Yang whispered, "I don't think that's the thing you're eager to spread."
"Yang, Xiao, Long!" Blake growled at her partner.
And Ruby tilted her head with a big question mark on it.
-camera switch-
"Alright, my turn to read." Blake looked at the scroll on her hand.
A certain blonde was sitting in a corner with a big bump on her forehead.
"Pearl Darkness asked…dear Team RWBY, how protective you are with your teammates? And this seconds the question ties into my first question I asked you late night, oh Dust this is so long," Blake raised an eyebrow, "If you saw the person you love, in a romantic sense, being hurt physically or emotionally, what would you do?"
"See!" Yang yelped as she dashed to join the team in the middle of the dorm, "I told you Pearl Darkness meant in a romantic sense!"
She then faced the scroll and raised her thumb, "I got'cha buddy!"
"Everyone knows that Team RWBY is extremely protective of one another." Weiss answered calmly while sticking out her palm.
"Yeah!" Ruby got the message and high-fived her partner.
"We'll even break people's legs!" The blonde moved away from the scroll and sat beside the heiress, "Ahem…I have a suggestion guys. To make this more of a Valentine vlog, let's answer the follow up question with a poem! You know, Pearl Darkness' next question."
"That sounds fun! Think I'll go first." Ruby cleared her throat, "Crescent Rose is red, and my skill is good. Mess with the person I love, and you'll end up as her food.
Weiss, Blake and Yang instantly felt a shiver running down their spine.
"I did not expect her to be a yandere…" Blake gulped.
"What does that mean?" Weiss asked.
"G-guys, we should t-take turn…" The blonde turned to the heiress and gave her a look.
She immediately understood, "Uh…okay…"
Weiss paused, then followed by a naughty smile as she said her poem aloud, "Zwei is cute, so cloning is fine. Mess with my love, dude, and I'll make you whine."
"Why is everyone turning into a yandere…"
"That's surprisingly out of character…" Yang raised an eyebrow, then tilted her head towards her partner, "Well Blake, it's your turn now."
"In shadows I linger, protecting my love in silent. Had she been in any danger, then from shadows I descend."
"Whoa!" Her teammates clapped their hands, causing her to blush slightly.
"Okay, it's my turn now." Yang puffed out her chest, "Roses are red, violets are blue, mess with W- I mean, mess with my love, and I'll smack the shit out of you."
"That isn't romantic at all." Blake face-palmed.
-camera switch-
"LastOrder asked," Weiss squinted at the scroll at the wall of texts, "Dear RWBY, the one you love and the one you're in love…is in grave danger and you can't be Spiderman saving them both. Now the question, drum rolls…which do you prefer? Tea, coffee, or cocoa? PS: Don't give up on her Yang! You can melt her eventually! Fight~o!"
"M-melt her?"
"PPS: I'm a cocoa person by the way. I can stomach a non-black coffee but tea? Disgusting." Weiss inhaled deeply due to the lack of oxygen after reading the long ass text, "I just wasted thirty seconds of my life reading that long, misleading statement. Screw you LastOrder!"
"I think she would really like you to screw her." The blonde wiggled her eyebrows, "Although if she could choose between you and me, it'd definitely be me. Right~?"
"I will seriously kill you one day, Xiao Long."
"Aww, love you too!"
"That's an easy question." Blake ignored the Freezerburn pairing, "Tea for me."
"Whatever that is sweet!"
"I don't really mind as long as it's delicious."
"For me it's-"
"Coffee, we know." Ruby, Blake and Yang looked at the heiress.
-camera switch-
"Last question!" Ruby said, "Who wants to read it?"
"I'm tired of reading questions…" Weiss slumped.
"Me too…" Blake mimicked the heiress.
"I think we better follow the sequence. You do it, Rubes."
"Alright!" Their leader grinned at her sister, then proceeded to read the last question aloud, "So…Demetrion asked…you ever wonder why we're here? Also, I'm curious, if this certain Team RWBY have watched that web-series from which I shamelessly borrowed this question from."
"You ever wonder why we're here?" Blake turned to Weiss, and then her partner.
"What kind of absurd question is that?!"
"It's one of life's greatest mysteries isn't it?" Yang shook her head and sighed deeply, "I mean, are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really an author creating everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. Or maybe there are two authors? I don't know, man, but it keeps me up at night."
"What's with the sudden sass?" Blake smirked.
"Uh…hm? Nothing." Yang turned away.
"…You wanna talk about it?"
"No."
"You sure?"
"Yeah."
"Seriously though, I don't understand you two." Weiss scowled.
"Me neither."
Yang clicked her fingers, then turned to face the scroll and smirked, "Well, I think your question is answered, right, Demetrion?"
"What?" Ruby asked.
"I love that series." Blake said, "My favorite character is Dr. Emily Grey. She sounds cool."
"I see what you did there." The blonde wiggled her eyebrows twice.
The Bumblebees then turned to the very confused Rose and Schnee.
"Don't mind us." Yang shrugged.
"Let's answer it on our own and ignore the dorks." Ruby told her partner, and earned a nod of agreement in return.
"What does that question mean though? Like, have we ever wonder why we were born?" Weiss questioned.
"I think so. I've definitely wondered why we're here. It happens when Yang read me stories before I sleep; I always wonder why I was born into this world. Like, is there a purpose? I listened to the legends and stories…and I think I'm starting to understand."
The room was dead silent at this moment as Ruby's tone was extremely serious.
"We're born to complete the world. Without us, there would be nothing." The young huntress smile, "And I am here to become one of the most noble warriors in the world – to protect the people from the creatures of Grimm."
Weiss, Blake and Yang was in awe listening to Ruby's confession. She seemed so genuine when she said she wanted to protect the residents of Remnant, and they couldn't be prouder and were really glad that the young Rose was being brought here – into this world.
After a moment of silent, Weiss cleared her throat and had decided to joke a bit, "I've never wondered why we're here. Mostly, I use the time you used to wonder why we're here to study. And listen to Professor Port's stories."
"Ha-"
-beep-
"Alright guys, that's all for this Valentine's Special! We hope you all enjoyed it!" Ruby grinned.
"Yeah." Blake continued after her, "And this is like the only vlog with all four of us saying goodbye to you viewers…"
-camera switched to the end parts of the past vlogs, with only certain members showing up to bid goodbye instead of the whole team. It switched back after the last vlog-
"That's because the questions you guys sent in were…weird! Just weird! Who has the best legs? Really?" Weiss complained.
"Of course you do, Weiss." Yang smirked, "Bow Chika Bow Wow."
"Why you little-"
-extra long beep before the end-
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NOTE: Dear Shake N-Bake Mormon, FF won't let me put the dot in between two characters, so I substituted it with the '-'. I'm sorry, I hope you understand.
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Yay, managed to reach more than 2k words!
Alright, that's five question answered. Send in more questions if you want to, and Team RWBY will have them all answered, no matter how absurd they are.
Also, a little poem from me because…this is a Valentine's Special:
Roses are red, violets are blue, all of Team RWBY, is my waifu!
Bow Chika Bow Wow!
FB Page: IBurn 'Tank' RWBY Fanfic Author, Pa-treon: The Tanker
I do not own RWBY.
Special thanks to my buddy:
Pearl Darkness.