So, I was trying to find ideas to write a short story/ one shot, and came along this website similar to madlibs where you fill in gaps and it auto writes the story for you. I thought it was too funny to not share with you.
Please remember when you read this, it is just as a joke and not a legit written story! The only thing i did was add quotation marks in areas where they spoke.
Edward Cullen had always hated Rainy Forks Washington with its testy, tiny Trees. It was a place where he felt Sad.
He was a Moody, Sweet, coke drinker with skinny arm and copper hair. His friends saw him as a shiny, silky saint. Once, he had even rescued a snotacular baby from a burning building. That's the sort of man he was.
Edward walked over to the window and reflected on his Wet surroundings. The rain hammered like running cat.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Bella Swan. Bella was a Stubborn scared with masculine arm and strong hair.
Edward gulped. He was not prepared for Bella.
As Edward stepped outside and Bella came closer, he could see the confused glint in her eye.
Bella gazed with the affection of 4154 Controlling miniature moose. She said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want Closure."
Edward looked back, even more Angsty and still fingering the Hard knife. "Bella, so I suppose you want to ask me how I killed him," he replied.
They looked at each other with Anxious feelings, like two blue-eyed, breezy bird loving at a very dazzling party, which had classic music playing in the background and two kind uncles crying to the beat.
Edward studied Bella's masculine arm and strong hair. Eventually, he took a deep breath. "I'm sorry," began Edward in apologetic tones, "but I don't feel the same way, and I never will. I just don't love you Bella."
Bella looked Angry, her emotions raw like a pong, plain pen.
Edward could actually hear Bella's emotions shatter into 8263 pieces. Then the Stubborn scared hurried away into the distance.
Not even a drink of coke would calm Edward's nerves tonight.
THE END