Special thanks to my buddy:
Pearl Darkness.
Hi guys, just a short one, since this is a filler series.
~T
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Dear RWBY #5
"Hey guys…welcome to another Dear RWBY…" Ruby put her head on her sister's shoulder.
"Ugh…let's get started." Yang continued after her sister.
"Wait, why are you two so…abnormal?" Weiss asked; she just came back to the dorm and the sisters have requested them vlogging immediately.
"She is not human!" The leader whined.
"What?" Weiss' voice was high pitched.
"You didn't know? I think the whole school's talking about it." Blake answered the heiress' question, "They were being punished by Professor Goodwitch. Things like this spread faster than a melted butter."
"What?!"
Blake groaned and she had to cover both pair of ears to avoid them from exploding. Weiss' pitch could go really high if she really wanted to – it was a result from being a singer.
"Why didn't I know?!"
"You were being summoned by Professor Port in the morning right?" The Faunus uncovered her ears, "Ruby and Yang tried to prank you but…well, apparently, they've gotten the wrong person."
She then turned to the sisters and continued, "They didn't expect a professor would be visiting the dorm in a Sunday morning so they kind of put a bucket of ice water on top of the door frame. It didn't turn out well."
Weiss' expression was pure shock. No sympathy or judgement or anything; just shock.
"I thought I was gonna prank Weiss!" Ruby sobbed.
"What is a professor doing at our dorm anyway?"
"She wanted to talk to use regarding the Vytal Festival. Her scroll was busted somehow so she thought she'd drop by since it wasn't that far from the office."
"Such bad luck…" Yang sighed.
"And you've decided to vlog now? Aren't you tired? Wait, what did she make you two do?"
"Well, this is a combat school. So of course, they combated." Blake shrugged.
"Oh no…" Weiss shot them a look that said 'May you rest in peace'.
"Right?" Ruby yelped while Yang groaned.
At this exact moment, Zwei appeared from the dorm kitchen and jumped on Ruby's laps. Blake hissed at him because she sat just beside the brunette on the floor.
"Zwei, c'mere!" The heiress sat beside Yang and patted her lap, "Here! Your master is tired at the moment, come to me!"
"Ruff!" The dog seemed to understand, so he gladly went to the awaiting girl.
"So…can we just answer this question?" Blake put an arm around Ruby's shoulder to support her, "They look like they're about to die."
"Alright. If I recall, Yang is reading this question."
Said blonde reached out her hand to grab the scroll from Weiss, but ended up grabbing something else.
Something soft and bouncy, but petite. And she did not realize this.
"What do you think you're doing?!" Weiss yelled.
"Huh?" Yang's sight turned to the heiress, her breasts and slowly to her very own right arm.
"Shoot I'm so sorr-"
-beep-
The angle of the scroll recording them has changed. It sat on a chair in the middle of the dorm now, shooting exactly at a certain blonde who was being frozen to a wall, and a certain Faunus holding a scroll for the former to read.
"So…DarkMoonRaveWolf asked…as a little general and cute ask what's your favorite animal and why?"
"Kitty!" Ruby shot right up from Weiss' bed, "They're so fluffy!"
Zwei's ears dropped instantly as he whined.
"Aww Zwei, don't be jealous, you're the best!"
"Ruff!" The dog wagged his tail.
"My favorite animal is a panther. And the reason…well…they're…kind of…cute?"
"They are?!" The sisters yelped.
"They're mostly from Vacuo. Winter brought one home before and holy Dust it's so cute!"
"Panther? How do they look like? I've never seen one before…" Blake's voice slowed down gradually.
"I think it's some sort of cat, actually." Yang said.
"What, like a puma?" The Faunus turned to her partner.
"Yeah there you go."
"Well, my favorite animal is obviously cat." A pause, "No, wait, it's fish. Particularly tuna.
Weiss face-palmed.
Yang laughed at Blake's honesty, "I think we all can guess why."
"What about you, Yang?" Ruby asked.
"Um…a dragon?"
"Do they exist in Remnant?" The black haired girl raised an eyebrow.
"Maybe they exist outside a kingdom. Like hiding in a mountain or something." Ruby grinned.
"Of course they exist, duh. They're standing right in front of you all!" Yang half yelled.
"Technically, they're being frozen to a wall." Blake chuckled.
"Yeah…" She looked at Weiss with a pair of guilty eyes – though they turned to mischief immediately after, "Whelp, I'm too tired to get down. You girls are gonna be dragon me to my bed when the ice melts later."
The room was filled with intense groaning noises shortly after.
-beep-
"This week is me alone saying goodbye to you viewers." Blake smiled at the scroll, "Ruby is dying, Yang is being…dominated by a certain heiress, so…yeah. Thanks for watching our videos, and submit your question in the comment section if you have anything to ask us. Have a nice day!"
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You know, writing Dear RWBY is so fun! Picturing them doing stupid things is fun too.
Thanks to you guys, Team RWBY has really nice income now, so feel free to submit more questions for them!
I hope you enjoyed this chapter.
Also, screw you Yang for grabbing Weiss' breasts. Me wants too!
~T
FB: IBurn 'Tank' RWBY Fanfic Author, Pa-treon: The Tanker.
I do not own RWBY.
Special thanks to my buddy:
Pearl Darkness.