Special thanks to my buddy:

Pearl Darkness.

I hope one day, this little silly series I write will have more than 100 followers. I can dream, right?

~T

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I do not own RWBY.

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Dear RWBY #6

Start.

"Hey Blake, you do the intro!" Ruby pulled Blake nearer to her, "It's your turn to read the question this week!"

"Hi Remnant and welcome to another Dear RWBY. So the question this week is from AntonSlavik020, and they asked…Dear RWBY, has anyone been able to beat Yang at the ninja fighting game?" The Faunus said with a flat tone and turned to the blonde.

Said blonde grinned, "That's a cue for a gaming vlog.

-camera switch-

The big screen on the wall read 'Kung Fu Ninja Slayer Ultimate Jet Battle 2', and explosive music started playing. Two ninjas appeared, one red and the other blue, each standing in position to battle.

"Three, two, one, fight!" The announcer's deep voice was heard, and the red ninja dashed to the blue ninja, furiously attacking him with his flame sword.

Swish, swish, stab! The blue ninja dodged all his attacks and tried to send a mini cyclone attack. However, the red ninja jumped over it as he landed right in front of the blue ninja.

They continued battle until the red ninja had around half of his aura left, while the blue ninja had around seventy percent.

"Ryu no honoo wo kurau!" The red ninja shouted all of a sudden.

The blue ninja parried when he saw the red ninja pulling out his katana and getting ready to attack – but wait – it was to throw him off! The red ninja's skill was cancelled as he kneeled down and swiped his foot at the blue ninja. The blue ninja couldn't dodge in time and lost his balance – and he fell.

Just at this precise moment, the red ninja used his ultimate skill as he yelled, "Ryu ga waga teki wo kurau!"

A flaming red dragon flew out of his sword as he slashed down; the whole screen shook because of the impact and soon the blue ninja was surrounded in flame. But he was lucky, as he had just a little bit of aura left.

"Ouryuken wo kurau!" The blue ninja stood up and immediately casted a speedy skill. A huge cyclone made of luminescent blue dragons was being sent towards the red ninja.

"Tsuchi wo! Waga ken wo mamoru!" Shouted the red ninja as he stabbed his sword into the ground. A shield popped out from the ground, but it was too late – the cyclone got passed it and hit the red ninja. He groaned to the intense background music as he fell onto the ground. There was a little bit of aura left that prevented him from dying. It was around zero point one percent. One hit, and he'd be dead for good.

"Kore wa saigo no ken da – shinpan no tatsumaki!" The blue ninja shouted as he withdrew his sword and grabbed it tight in front of him. Blue energy started gathering around his body.

The red ninja had decided to sneak in for an attack; he knew the blue ninja's ultimate skill took quite a while to charge. He dashed forward with a simple charging attack, only to be hit by a shuriken.

A small, almost harmless (and useless) weapon that the ninjas in this game carried.

"Sonna…baka…na…" The red ninja collapsed as blood dripped from his chest.

"Soaring ninja wins!" The announcer said after a huge 'K.O' was seen on the screen.

"Damn it!"

-beep-

"That's why you're still naive, kiddo." Qrow smiled smugly at his niece.

"You cheated!" Yang yelled at the man sitting beside her.

"Technically, I didn't. The skills can be canceled during the execution." He chuckled, "You did that to me with your skill too, firecracker."

The blonde scowled like an angry dragon at her uncle.

"In conclusion," Blake turned to face the scroll recording them, "Nobody in Team RWBY can beat Yang, but nobody in the school can beat Qrow."

"That's my uncle!" Ruby squeaked, then quickly covered her mouth, "Oh no, we need to be quiet, or else Weiss will wake-"

"What on Remnant are you three doing?! It's three in the morning for fu-" Yang covered the heiress' mouth before she woke the whole school up. Her beauty sleep was interrupted and she wasn't exactly happy with that; they could only hope that she wouldn't freeze all of them now.

"I'm sorry…" Ruby's imaginary puppy ears dropped.

"Nobody in Team RWBY can beat your high pitched squeaking, pipsqueak." Qrow smirked.

"Whut ish he doing ere?!" Weiss tried to speak but Yang's palm was in her way.

"Yeah." The blonde had a naughty smile on her face, "Pipsqueak."

"I knew it was coming!" Everybody groaned except for the cool man; he just face-palmed and shook his head.

Weiss kicked the blonde to the ground and stepped on her stomach, "Shut, up, and, go, to sleep!"

-beep-

End.

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Oh lucky Yang, I wanted to be stomped by Weiss too.

Wait, what did I just sa-

-camera switch-

So guys, I hope you enjoy this chapter. Here's the translation for the Japanese the two ninjas shouted according to sequence (I know a little Japanese, but if there's anything incorrect do let me know):

1. Take this dragon's flame!

2. Dragon, consume my enemy!

3. Take the emperor dragon's sword!

4. Earth, protect my sword!

5. This is the last sword – Tornado of Judgement!

6. How…is this…possible…

I used Junichi Suwabe and Kazuya Nakai's voices when I was imagining the two ninjas fighting.

Suwabe plays Undertaker from Kuroshitsuji (I'll only list famous ones), Viktor from Yuri On Ice and Grimmjow from Bleach.

For Nakai, he plays Zoro from One Piece, Mugen from Samurai Champloo and Suguro from Blue Exorcist. (Suguro is the guy with awesome hair)

~T

Special thanks to my buddy:

Pearl Darkness.