Special thanks to my buddy:
Pearl Darkness.
I know I've been slow in updating story lately. I'm really sorry. I'm so busy I don't even have time to read AJAR and Catnip! (I know they were updated and I really want to read it!)
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I do not own RWBY.
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Dear RWBY #7
Start.
"Alright, just make this short and start reading the question." Weiss scanned through Ruby's scroll.
"No Weiss, greeting is a must in the intro! At least say hi to them!" Ruby yelped.
"Hi to them." Yang grinned.
The heiress face palmed at the lame joke.
"I swear if our viewers marathon our vlogs from the first one, and take a shot every single time somebody face palms, they'll all be Qrow." Blake said in a monotonous tone.
"Hi agree to that." The blonde laughed merrily.
And this made a certain Faunus face palmed as well.
"Okay, before we die from Yang's stupid pointless pun jokes, let's just get to the question." The brunette turned to her partner, "Weiss, it's your turn to read."
"I know."
"Don't worry Rubes, this pun-ishment will continue forever!"
Ruby face palmed.
-beep-
"Alright, we've all calmed down now. So, HaloGoji75 sent in a question that says…Dear RWBY, if you encountered your evil doubles from an alternate dimension, what do you think they'll look like and how do you think they'll act slash fight?" Weiss breathed a sigh of relief, "At least the question isn't absurd this time."
Blake giggled at her exaggerated reaction, "Let's answer this according to our team name."
"Then I'll go first!" Ruby raised her hand; the girl was beaming with excitement to answer this question, "I think…my evil doubles from an alternate dimension would be a guy."
"Why a guy?" Weiss raised an eyebrow.
"I don't know." Ruby said with sheer honesty, "It's more interesting like that isn't it? I think his name would be Garnet Rose and he'll just be like a genderbent version of me? He's pure evil and is the type that will put the toilet paper roll the other way round. As for fighting…if he's the complete opposite of me, then I guess he'll be using close ranged weapons, like gauntlets or something."
"Good one sis!" Yang clapped once, "Well Weiss it's your turn now."
"It won't happen, because if my evil double from another dimension appears, I would stab her with Myrtenaster before she could bring disaster to the Schnee family name."
"As if your father isn't already a disaster to the Schnee family name." Blake said bluntly.
"He's not a disaster." Weiss said without any expression on her face, "He's more of an apocalypse."
"Ooooooh!" Ruby and Yang cheered.
"That's savage as fuck!" The blonde laughed.
"Are you sure it's okay to say that? Your father might watch the videos." Blake questioned.
"As if he's free and interested in knowing what and how his daughter is doing at the moment." Weiss retorted.
"Double burn!" Ruby raised both her hands.
"Umm…princess? I think they want you to imagine how your evil doubles will be like. Come up with a name, a description or something." Yang paused for a moment before having the shittiest grin on her face, "Although I must admit that the roast session was entertaining."
"Hmph." The heiress crossed her arms, "She probably looks just like me, but with a black theme. And obviously she'll be acting like a dick, like knocking ice cream out of people's hand."
"And tell them 'now pick it up and eat it!'" Yang said, causing her sister to laugh and her partner to giggle.
"Then she'll push'em down and kick dirt in their face," The blonde continued her sentence with a deeper tone, "No dreams for you."
Ruby couldn't contain her laughter anymore as tears burst out of her eyes, "That's so Weiss!"
Said heiress face palmed before going on with the description, "And she'd be named…Schwarz Schnee. As for fighting style…maybe not a rapier. I think any slashing weapon will do. Alright Blake, your turn."
"My evil double…" Blake touched her chin, trying her best to come up with something, "Well, I think she'll look just like me, but with the black and white part of me swapped?"
"Yeah, Monochrome." Yang smirked, "Just like Weiss and you."
"Monochrome? I thought our team attack name was 'Checkmate'?" Weiss scowled.
The blonde just shrugged, the smirk never leaving her face, "Well, different people use different names for different purposes."
And then she winked at the scroll.
"I don't get you."
"Me neither." Blake continued after the heiress, "Anyway, I think she'll be named…White Belladonna?"
"That's so not creative."
"Let's see what you can come up with later, sis." Ruby said.
"Oho, protecting the kitten already?" Yang teased little red.
"Yang, stop before Garnet Rose appears and stabs you to death." Blake warned with a naughty smile on her face.
"Alright." Her partner giggled, "Go on, Blakey."
"Instead of cat ears, maybe White has…like a cat tail. And I like to play hit and run, so I think White's fighting style would be more face to face, like Yang."
"Good one!" Yang gave the kitten a thumbs-up. After gaining a smirk from said kitten, she cleared her throat as she continued, "If I ever encountered my evil doubles from an alternate dimension, I think we'd become good friends."
"I know what you're implying." Blake raised an eyebrow.
"Yeah, I'm surprised by the fact that you are self-conscious." Weiss continued after the Faunus.
"Aww c'mon guys! I'm not that evil! Maybe after I've met my evil doubles, I'll be corrupted and become more evil, because I went through an evil-ution."
Ruby and Blake face palmed immediately; Weiss stomped her way to the shelf to grab Myrtenaster, getting ready to stab the blonde to death.
"Whoa, calm down, guys!" Yang shook both her hands.
"One more, and you're dead, Xiao Long!" Weiss pointed her rapier at the dragon, accentuating the keywords.
"Okay. So my evil doubles will look just like me, maybe with a smaller breasts size, and she'll be named…I don't know, Barbara or something."
"Why Barbara?" Ruby asked.
"I don't know. I just like that name, I think if I have the choice to rename myself I'd choose that. As for fighting style, she'll be just like me. She'll act very childish though. Like…sending prank text to her dad?"
"That's evil. Pranks are always evil." Weiss crossed her arms, "But you reap what you sow."
-Sad music started playing with footage of their vlog last week, where Ruby and Yang looked defeated after Professor Goodwitch's punishment-
"We would've succeeded! We're just…" Yang used her thumb and index finger to show a tiny gap to the heiress, "This close from successfully pranking you!"
"Whether the prank was successful or not, I don't think it matters." Blake interrupted them, "Furious Weiss isn't something to be taken lightly of."
-Sad music started playing again with a picture of Yang being frozen to the wall, taken from their last vlog. A line of word 'Accidental sexual harassment leads to an accidental frozen dragon' was photoshopped at the bottom of it-
-beep-
"That's all for this vlog guys." Blake smirked at the scroll.
"Yes. We would like you thank you for supporting us all along." Weiss nodded.
"Ruby is currently busy laughing after the picture of her sister being made into a meme, and said sister is drowning in her own tears." The Faunus chuckled slightly.
"So it's only us Monochrome saying goodbye to you viewers." Weiss put on her best smile.
…
"Wait, why did I use Monochro-"
End.
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I'll let y'all guess the person behind the meme.
Anyway, I'm really sorry for being on hiatus for so long. I'm still looking for a job and it's surprisingly difficult (?), plus I have a lot of things going on so…yeah. I'll try my best to come up with stories more often.
Ganbarimasu!
Note: This was written quite a long time ago. I already got a job at the beginning of April. So I am busy as hell now…
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FB: IBurn 'Tank' RWBY Fanfic Author, Pa-treon: The Tanker.
I do not own RWBY.
Special thanks to my buddy:
Pearl Darkness.