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Pearl Darkness.

Hi guys. I have an announcement to make:

I'm thinking if I should rewrite Secret Base. It's been halted for too long and honestly, I ran out of ideas and the passion to continue it. It just stuck at chapter 24. Nothing came outta my brain after that. Tell me if you think I should rewrite it (maybe I'll alter the story a bit for it to continue)

Also check out the poll I made in my profile.

In other news, this chapter might not be that funny because...man, the question is so difficult for me to insert funny stuff into it(Sorry to the reader who submitted the question).

Anyway, please enjoy it.

~T

Dear RWBY #9

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Start.

"Hello Remnant!" Yang grinned at her scroll.

"Welcome to another Dear RWBY!" Ruby threw up both her hands.

Meanwhile, Weiss and Blake were waving at the scroll with poker faces.

"Alright, so Shake N. Bake Mormon asked…" Yang squinted at her sister's scroll.

"Why does that username sound so familiar?" The heiress scowled.

"We answered their question during the Valentine's Special Weiss!" Their team leader punched her partner's arm lightly.

"To be fair we didn't really answer their question…" The Faunus said.

"We saw their answer to our question later in the comment section, so we took that answer along with their second question for our vlog this time." The brawler cleared her throat, "Dear RWBY, OCs are the people who just kinda show up out of nowhere and they're usually over-the-top of a certain personality. They also usually have dead parents and silver eyes. One of two of them are also called 'Mary Sue'. Hope this somewhat helps you re-address my question lest I end all 7 of my hostages that I keep in my basement!"

Yang took a deep breath after reading the comment, "Well…that was long."

"And I hate hearing that term." Ruby pouted.

"Because the little red riding hood you wrote was a huge Mary Sue."

"No Blake!" The young girl put on her best puppy face with a pair of watery eyes, "Stop!" (QAQ)

The Faunus chuckled.

"So that's what OC means. I guess we can answer their question this time." Weiss ignored the two lovebirds.

"So they asked, Dear RWBY, how well do you get along with the students who call themselves 'OC'?" Yang read the question aloud.

"To be honest, there wasn't anyone in Beacon who calls themselves 'OC'." Ruby shrugged, "But I guess…we can look for the characteristics."

"There isn't any silver eye here aside from Ruby Rose, but…well, a lot of students here have dead parents." The heiress crossed her arms.

"This is hard…"

"Yeah." Yang looked at her partner, "Especially when a certain someone did not read OC stories at all. They can't insert any OC in this chapter because they didn't even know any."

"Huh?" Weiss looked at her partner and the latter shook her head.

"I think a certain someone knew about Team SLVR." Blake answered the blonde calmly.

"Is there a team like that in Beacon?" The leader asked.

"Wait, I've seen them in the news. I think one of them single-handedly destroyed a gang of White Fang goons." The white-haired girl pulled out an article from her scroll and showed it to her teammates, "I remembered them because it was reported by Mark Zhang."

"They're pretty famous." Blake looked at Ruby, "Mark somehow managed to interview the leader of the team."

"One of the members remains a mystery to this day however." The heiress said, "Nobody has seen their face yet."

"Are they qualified to be an 'OC'?" Ruby looked back at Blake.

"Let's see, they just appeared out of nowhere, they don't have silver eyes, we don't know if their parents are dead…"

"But it's like the only OCs a certain someone knows!" Yang threw up both her arms.

"Who is this person you kept talking about?" Weiss scowled at the bumblebees.

"We can't reveal their identity…yet." The blonde winked and the Faunus smirked.

"Why is it so hard to answer this question?" The leader sighed exaggeratedly.

"It isn't." The heiress had decided to ignore the two for she knew that they would never tell her the answer, "Shake N. Bake Mormon, to answer your question, we don't get along with students who call themselves 'OC', because there is none here, and even if there is, we don't know them, further proving that we don't get along well."

"And there isn't anything funny we can do this time either." Yang shrugged.

"Alright, let's end this vlog before Yang makes any stupid pun again."

"Agree." The monochrome pair said in unison.

"Aww you girls! Oh, see, it's really hard for us to answer OC question!" The blonde wiggled her eyebrows, "Get it? Get it hah?OC?"

"Looks like we could use a roast session." The heiress cracked her knuckles and pulled out Myrtenaster menacingly, "Ruby, can you pass me the fire dust?"

"Ruby no-"

"Ruby yes." The girl passed Weiss her pack of highly explosive fire dust.

"You're on your own, blondie." The Faunus smirked.

"Mercy please!"

-beep-

"Yeah, it's me again." Blake smiled at the scroll, "I hope you accept our answer, Shake…thingy. We don't really have a funny answer to that. We just tell the truth."

A pause.

"Also, Weiss asked me to tell you that…whatever you do with the seven hostages you kept in your basement is none of her fucking business. Alright, bye and have a nice day, Remnant!"

-various dragon noises in the background-

End.

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QAQ.

Somehow I really like that emoji, and I have no idea how to describe that emoji using words because that's exactly what Ruby's face was when she said 'Stop'. Well at least in my imagination when I'm writing this chapter.

Also sassy Weiss is sassy. And to be honest…yeah, I only know Team SLVR because their trailers are awesome.

Alright, I hope you've enjoyed this. Bye!

~T

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Pearl Darkness.