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Dear RWBY #10
Start.
"I've seen the question for this vlog, it's pretty interesting." A certain blonde waved at her scroll with a huge grin on her face.
"It's not your turn to read it though." Her partner said.
"I'm just curious."
"Hi Remnant! Welcome to the tenth Dear RWBY!" Ruby ignored the both of them and threw up her hands, "To celebrate our journey of going this far-"
"It's not even that far yet."
"Sssh Weiss!"
"Yang, don't ever 'ssh' the princess."
"-We have decided to answer two questions instead of the usual one!"
And that earned a massive face-palm from said princess.
"What, Weiss, it's a big deal!" Yang looked at the petite girl who was rubbing her forehead, regretting of smacking it so hard.
"Yeah!" The team leader continued after her sister, "We usually only answer one question! Which makes our vlogs pretty short…"
"Aren't our vlogs supposed to be short?" Blake raised an eyebrow.
"I'm surprised by the fact that you know our vlogs were short." Weiss huffed.
"Of course I know, duh." Ruby rolled her eyes, "I just don't think we're able to make them long."
"How so?" The Faunus asked.
"Oh Blakey, if we answer multiple questions per vlog, we'll be running out of them pretty soon."
"You really went and looked at all of them huh?"
"Eh don't look at me, Rubes too!"
"As the team leader," Little red puffed out her chest, "I need to make sure that our vlogs run perfectly; therefore I need to read the questions in advance!"
"Are you all done talking?" The heiress crossed her arms.
"Ah, right, we've stranded away from the questions again…" Blake chuckled.
"Whose turn is it to read the question?" Weiss asked.
The Faunus raised her hand as she squinted at the brunette's scroll, "Coolcreate asked…Dear RWBY, which one of you would be most likely to go to jail and on what charges?"
"It's Yang." Ruby, Weiss and Yang answered in unison. The White Rose pair then looked at the dragon who smirked and puffed out her chest proudly.
"It's Yang." Blake answered shortly after.
"I mean c'mon, it's pretty darn obvious." Little red shrugged.
"Let's see…" The heiress counted with her slender fingers, "She pranked Professor Goodwitch, completely trashed a nightclub, grabbed the owner's balls according to one of their goons, snapped a bar owner's neck at some point-"
"Did that really happen?!" Ruby turned to her sister.
"-Destroyed the roof of the cafeteria, almost set the dorm on fire, groped my breasts by accident-"
"That really was an accident! How many times have I apologized?!"
"Masturbate at late night when she thought no one was awake-"
"How did you know that?!"
"Frankly, Yang, your moans aren't…as quiet as you thought they were." The black-haired girl smirked.
"Oh not you too!"
"What?" The team leader leaned closer to Blake, "What do you mean by that?"
"It's a good thing Ruby's dead as a log when she's sleeping." The Faunus shook her head.
"Want me to continue the list?" Weiss had her signature scowl on her face at the moment; she glanced at Blake, Ruby, and lastly the dragon, then raised an eyebrow at her.
"N-no thanks." Said dragon blushed as she looked at the floor.
"So in short, Yang would be charged for assault and battery (the bucket could've hit Professor Goodwitch), property damage mostly, attempted murder…"
"Wait, what attempted murder?!" The blonde interrupted her partner.
"You snapped someone's neck. We don't even know if she made it out alive." The heiress answered in an icy cold tone.
"Uh…" Yang sighed, "She did, alright?"
"Attempted murder that is." Weiss nodded to Blake and the latter just smirked.
"Sis, you're like…a completely different Yang from the Yang I thought I actually knew…all this time…" Ruby shook in fear and stared at her beloved big sister in disbelief.
The Faunus hugged the poor little girl tightly as she stroked her back, "Sssh, it's fine."
"No Rubes!" The blonde covered her face with both her palms, "Aren't this supposed to be a comedy fanfic? Why is it turning into angst?"
"Let me continue the list. Aside from attempted murder, I guess the last one would be sexual harassment." Weiss accentuated the last two words as she threw glare daggers to the wailing dragon.
"I said I was sorry!"
Blake, with a sobbing little red in her arms, looked at the heiress, then her partner. She then grinned evilly at the both of them, "Why did Weiss mind the grope so much? It's not like you two haven't been fucking each other."
The Freezerburn pair's faces turned red instantly.
"T-That's a different story! She had my p-permission! But this- this isn't…she didn't have…" Weiss slurred her speech while Yang just kept quiet, deciding that she would not screw this up any further.
"But boy, you sure paid a lot of attention to Yang eh?"
"Huh?"
"Most of the stuff she did happened before we become teammates, and I don't think she ever told you those."
"…"
"She told me she didn't tell anyone about the nightclub incident, and it wasn't on the news either." Blake continued her tease, "While her moans aren't that subtle, I don't think your side of the room could hear them so clearly. Oh, are you jealous of the fact that Yang masturbates instead of doing it with you?"
"Stop, please!"
"It's so rare to see Yang getting agitated to this level…yet another side of her that I did not know…" Ruby buried her face in Blake's shoulder.
The blonde kneeled on the ground and sobbed.
"Just admit the fact that you're gay as f- I mean, gay as a unicorn, princess." The Faunus smiled in victory.
"…"
-beep-
"Ahem, sorry for the incident earlier." Blake cleared her throat, "Now moving on to the next question…"
"Fuck you." Weiss gave the Faunus a hard look as she took the scroll away from her hand, "Rebekahtpe asked…Dear RWBY, would Ruby survive 24 hours without cookies or strawberries?"
"No." Ruby, Blake and Yang answered in unison.
"No." Weiss put down the scroll and said.
"You guys," The blonde moved nearer to her scroll on the table, "You guys have absolutely no idea what a strawberry slash cookie free Ruby Rose is like."
"Let's say…I'd rather go on a movie date with Zwei than to face a Ruby without her daily dose of strawberry or cookie."
"If we don't feed her the food mentioned…we might…" A pause from the heiress, "No, we definitely won't be able to survive twenty-four hours as well."
"That is two hundred percent true." Yang crossed her arms and nodded in agreement.
"Hehe…" Their team leader scratched her head and blushed.
"It's not a compliment!" The Freezerburn pair yelled.
-beep-
"Thanks for watching our vlogs again guys. We hope you're satisfied with our answers. You can leave a comment or inbox a person named 'IBurn' if you wish to submit a question. They'll forward it to us!" Blake smiled.
"Please edit the part where you told the audience about Yang and I having s- I mean, having…physical bonding away." Weiss' face turned slightly redder.
"No." Ruby answered in determination.
"Rubes, if you don't edit it away, I'm going to hide all the cookies and strawberries in Vale."
"Are you sure about that, Yang?" Blake asked.
End.
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I would like to clarify something here:
You might have noticed that the answers for some questions are really long while some are really short. That's because when I write this series, I imagine them talking and I just write their dialogues first before turning it into a chapter. And as I do that, their interactions just play in my head like it's a movie or something. So, sometimes when I answer certain questions, there are scenarios that go really well in the 'movie' I'm playing inside my head that seems to fit the story so I put it in.
Some might not.
So I do hope that you don't get angry with me over this. And if you're unsatisfied with this…I apologize.
Anyway, back to this chapter.
The interactions between Weiss and Blake are just fun to imagine, because Blake would be teasing the heiress so much. It's fun to write too, and I hope fun to read for you guys.
Also Weiss is going to surpass Yang in my favorite character ranking. I wanna see her kick ass in volume 5!
FB: IBurn 'Tank' RWBY Fanfic Author, Pa-treon: The Tanker.
I do not own RWBY.
Special thanks to my buddies:
Pearl Darkness, RWBY Fan Mode.