Special thanks to my buddies:

Pearl Darkness, RWBY Fan Mode.

I might have mentioned it in the past, but I guess I will say it again because I'm not so sure if I did: Dear RWBY is a filler series. Meaning, when I'm writing stories that require more effort, I tend to use up a lot of time, and since this series is way easier to write compared to the others, I upload this during the waiting period.

The problem is I don't update that often, I sincerely apologize for that. I'm going to resume writing this filler series as I progress with my regular stories. By next month, my job will be stable and I can settle down already (Note: I wrote this last month. I got hired!)

Anyway, there is a story that I'm working on now (spoiler, it's Enabler) that takes me way more time than I intended to. To the reader (you know who you are) that commissioned this, I am so sorry. I do not want to rush and just post low quality writing, so I'm taking time to make it as good as possible.

I also had a massive fever last week due to the weather (have you guys ever been in South East Asia?!) But I've already recovered! To all of you readers, please take care of your bodies too so that you don't fall sick!

Now I just hope everything goes well. Hopefully.

FB: IBurn 'Tank' RWBY Fanfic Author, Pa-treon: The Tanker, tumblr coming soon!

I do not own RWBY.

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Dear RWBY #11

Start.

"Hello guys!" Ruby Rose smiled at the camera, "This video might not be in HD, we apologize in advance! For some reason Yang's scroll won't work, so we have to use Weiss' scroll to record instead."

"Why does it have to be mine? Why can't we use yours? Or Blake's?" The heiress scowled.

"You should say, 'Why does it have to be mein instead!" Yang laughed at her own joke shortly after she yelled it out. Weiss just smacked her forehead in response.

"No Weiss, have you forgotten? Mine has all the questions recorded so that we could read them out loud!"

"Then why not Blake's?"

"You have a better camera." The Faunus answered without even looking at her teammates. She was busy flipping a thick book with a title that said 'How to not get involved in your idiot friend's shenanigans'.

"I told you to download this app that offers HD-"

"No." Weiss cut the blonde off and sighed, "Fine. I'll only allow you to use my scroll this once."

"Aw Weiss," Yang put her arm around the petite girl's shoulder, "Don't be so grumpy! After we finished the recording, you can have your schroll back!"

The sound of Blake forcefully closing her book was heard echoing in the room, and then it became awkwardly silent.

"Get it? Schnee's scroll, combine them and you get schroll! Ha!"

Ruby and Blake simultaneously face-palmed.

"Oh my dear little dragon," Weiss on the other hand had a more aggressive respond; she grabbed Myrtenaster from her bed and pointed it at the tall girl, "I will so make you sch-roll on the ground!"

"Wait-"

-beep-

"Alright, since someone's done turning our room into a mini Atlas, I guess we can finally move on to the questions." Blake said in her usual monotonous voice, "Emphasizing on the 's', because we're answering two in this vlog."

"Excuse me?! Mini Atlas?!"

"So," Their team leader ignored their interactions and just carried on with what they were supposed to do in every video they ever filmed, "We've decided that since it's the same person who sent in the two questions, and they somehow are loosely connected, we might as well answer it in one go. Fast and efficient!"

After puffing out her chest, Ruby cleared her throat and read the question aloud, "Pearl Darkness asked, Dear Team RWBY, if your 'Love' came back to the dorm room in tears and let's say it was Cardin who did it, what you do to them?"

"That's a nice question."

The team turned to the source of the voice in unison; it came from the ground right in the middle of their dorm. A tall blonde girl was seen frozen beneath layers of ices with only her head visible to the eye.

"You made me wasted my precious lien." Weiss huffed as she crossed her arms, "Do you have any idea how little income we earn from our vlogs, you giant blockhead?"

"You could've just punched her, or…I don't know, stab her or something. But instead, you chose to use Dust. No matter how you see it, it's not her fault." The Faunus said.

"Why are you defending Yang now?" The heiress scowled.

"Jealous, you useless lesbian?" Blake smirked playfully.

Said useless lesbian gasped, and continued to argue with her teammate. Ruby leaned nearer to the scroll and whispered, "We don't actually earn that little from our vlogs, but…you know, we can never understand rich people standard. Especially when they are Weiss Schnee."

"Um…guys, can we just answer the question?" Yang interrupted her sister's ASMR, "And please get me out."

"I agree. That's better." Weiss calmed herself and took a deep breath before giving her answer, "Okay. First of all, I don't think Xiao Long will come back to the dorm room in tears. I think she'd come back covered in blood and sweat. Second of all-"

"So you admit that Miss Xiao Long is your 'Love'?" Blake wiggled her eyebrow.

Yang blushed, avoiding any form of contact with her monochrome teammates while Weiss retaliated.

"You sadistic little cu-"

-beep-

The screen showed Ruby Rose, sitting comfortably between the black and the white, separating the two of them.

"Guys, for Dust's sake, don't sit on your teammate."

"It's okay Yang, the ice is pretty thick, I'm sure you won't feel our weight!" Her sister replied with the brightest grin on her pale face.

"That's not the problem here-"

"Anyway~" The brunette ignored her, "If my 'Love' came back to the dorm in tears…I guess Crescent Rose would have some extra food."

Weiss, Blake and Yang gulped.

"Let's see…" The Faunus recovered rather quick from the shock, "If it's me…maybe he will disappear suddenly when he was walking alone at night. And then he would never be found."

"I wonder how Cardin feels if he's watching our vlogs. You're such an evil person, Pearl Darkness, using his name like this." Yang shook her head, but couldn't hide the silly grin on her face.

"It's your turn, sis."

"You know, I think y'all have misunderstood the question."

"Oh?" Weiss raised an eyebrow.

"Pearl Darkness said 'what you do to them'. They're talking about what we're going to do to our 'love', not the douchebag."

"Oh." The three of them was hit with realization.

"If it's me in that situation…Hmm…" After a few seconds of deep thought, the blonde answered with a shade of subtle pink on her cheeks, "I'll make her a cup of coffee or something. I guess I just want to show her that she could rely on me during hard times, that she doesn't have to face them alone."

"Aww! That's so sweet of you, sis!" Ruby turned and looked at the dragon encased in ice.

"Despite being a hothead, literally, you can be pretty romantic huh…" Her Faunus teammate however, had turned to face another person, "Your 'love' is so lucky to have you, Yang."

"Why are you looking at me like that?!" Weiss yelped at Blake.

"Nothing." Came the immediate respond.

"Then I will break Cardin's legs."

-beep-

"Still me!" Ruby smiled. She was still sitting on her sister right in the middle of Weiss and Blake, reading the question on her scroll, "Pearl Darkness asked, once again, Dear Team RWBY, what would you let your 'love' do to you and it would be totally fine but only because it was them?"

The black-haired girl pointed at her frozen partner with her index finger, all along never breaking eye contact with the camera, "I think it's obvious."

Just before Yang could respond, Blake turned to face her and smirked, "Are you a masochist, Xiao Long?"

"Shut up."

"I would let my love join me in giving Crescent Rose a throughout cleaning!"

"Ruby, they asked what you would let your love do to you, not your weapon." The heiress corrected their team leader.

"Oh…umm…I guess I'm okay with my love…ugh…sharing my cookies?"

"That's so typical of you." Blake chuckled before answering the question, "For me, I would let my love touch my ears. The cat pair, not the human pair."

As soon as the Faunus finished answering her question, every pair of eyes in the room simultaneously turned to Weiss.

"W-Why are you all looking at me all of a sudden?!"

"Oh there's no special meaning or anything. We just want you to answer the question."

The heiress narrowed her eyes at Blake who just spoke, but the latter just shrugged and mouthed 'your turn'. She sighed before giving her answer in a shaking voice, "I…I guess I would let my love…p…play with my hair…"

The Faunus looked at her partner while raising one of her eyebrow, mischief shining in her amber eyes.

"What's with the incessant teasing?!"

"I didn't say anything."

"Grr…fine." Weiss knew there would be no point arguing with Blake, so she got up and stretched a bit before walking towards the bathroom, "I'm going to take a shower, if you would excuse me."

"Aww she left." Ruby pouted.

Blake giggled in response, "She's just shy."

"Guys, can we get any help here?"

-beep-

"That's it for this vlog, I hope you all enjoy it." The Faunus moved the scroll so that the camera could shoot their team leader in action.

Little Ruby was trying hard to get her sister out the layers of ice using a rusty chisel and her attempt didn't look successful.

"Well, until next time!" Yang grinned.

End.

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I rushed this, so if I made any mistakes, please let me know.

The pun this time sucks right? Even I, the author, can tell how terrible it is.

Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this.

FB: IBurn 'Tank' RWBY Fanfic Author, Pa-treon: The Tanker, tumblr coming soon!

I do not own RWBY.

Special thanks to my buddies:

Pearl Darkness, RWBY Fan Mode.