Special thanks to my buddy:

Pearl Darkness.

Posting a chapter of Dear RWBY as a filler before I finish the Enabler one-shot.

In other news, I've finally got officially hired! Hooray!

I hope you enjoy this.

FB: IBurn 'Tank' RWBY Fanfic Author, Pa-treon: The Tanker, tumblr coming soon!

I do not own RWBY.

Dear RWBY #12

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Start.

"Welcome to another Dear RWBY!" The red, the black and the yellow of Team RWBY said with different tones.

"Alright, intro done, read the question, Yang."

"Party pooper!" The blonde stuck out her tongue towards the heiress who rushed her.

Said heiress sighed before saying, "I'm not in the mood for vlogs, as I've told you a hundred times before you switched the camera on your scroll on."

"Are you okay, Weiss?" Ruby whispered; she was scared that she would somehow annoy her partner.

"No." But the one who replied was not her partner – it was her little kitty.

"Oh…I get it, Blake. Sorry, shouldn't have asked since it's so obvious that she isn't feeling right."

"Was that sarcasm?"

"Can we just finish this real quick?" Weiss scowled.

"Alright then, here I go. LastOrder asked-"

"It's that prick again!" The heiress interrupted Yang, "What did they ask this time?!"

"Well who knows?" Blake smirked, "All it took was a mere mention of a viewer's name to get the feisty little princess back in action."

That earned a groan from the white-haired girl.

"They asked…Dear RWB, yeah just for the R, W, B of your team. You're the barber and you need to cut- wait, hold on."

"What's wrong, sis?"

"Judging from that huge exclamation your sister let out before even finishing half of the question, well, I assume, because this viewer likes to write long, misleading sentences, it must be utterly stupid." Weiss snorted while crossing her arms.

"No Weiss you shouldn't be so rude to our viewers!" Ruby flailed her hands at her partner.

Angry dragon noises could be heard in the background.

"Let me finish this for you." Blake grabbed Ruby's scroll from Yang and read the question aloud, "You're the barber and you need to cut…Yang's hair 'cuz if you don't, you'll die, bracket, well, you're going to die either way, bracket. How will you do it without dying in the first 3 seconds?"

"What kind of stupid question was that?!" The team leader yelped.

"See! I told you!"

"Yang, are you okay?" The Faunus asked without even looking at her partner, "Wait, there's still more…P.S. may Yang's barber rest in pieces- I mean, peace. I love you Yang! XD."

"What a jerk!" The blonde yelled with burning red eyes.

"I feel like we're bashing this LastOrder quite hard in this vlog…" Blake mumbled.

"Calm down Yang, it's just like those kinds of…you know… 'what if' questions!" Her sister grinned awkwardly.

"Dear WBY, yeah, just for the W, B, Y of the team." Yang raised an eyebrow at her sister, "If you have to eat all of Ruby's cookie supply, how will you do it without dying in the first 3 seconds?"

"Say what?!"

-beep-

"Sorry guys, our dorm turned into a warzone for a while there." Blake apologized to the camera, "But Yang had finally gotten Ruby to understand how she feels about the question."

"I'm just so tired to deal with this." Weiss shook her head and let out a huge sigh.

"Alright, let's answer this question before Yang turns the whole school into an erupting volcano." The team leader cleared her throat.

"Let's do that."

"Ditto."

"So…how will we do that…terrible thing without dying in the first three seconds?" Ruby asked.

"This is kind of hard." Blake replied immediately.

The heiress looked at Ruby all of a sudden, "As both the team leader and Yang's younger sister who had been living with her since forever, you should be the one coming up with a strategy for us to survive the first three seconds."

Meanwhile, Yang was mumbling things in the background that were inaudible to the microphone.

A line of word appeared at the bottom of the screen:

Caption guy's note: Yes, they do use microphones to record the talking. How else would their voices be so clear?

"What is more important to her than her hair?" The Faunus looked at her little puppy.

"As cliche as it sounds…I think it's us." The heiress interrupted the two lovebirds shamelessly.

"As if that's true." Blake shrugged, "I mean, she never even let us touch her hair. Ah, she only let you touch-"

"I knew you were gonna tease me!" Weiss pointed at the girl with her index finger, "I knew it! Can you, for fuck's sake, stop with all the teasing?! You've been doing this since the last v- no, last few vlogs!"

"But I didn't even finish my sentence yet."

"Grr…"

"Agitated Weiss is so fun." Blake laughed.

"Fuck you."

Meanwhile, a certain someone was still mumbling to herself in the background.

"Okay, while you useless lesbians argue about teasing and stuff, I, being the best leader and the best sister in the world, has come up with a perfect plan!"

"You want a drum roll, Ruby?" The tone that the Faunus used to speak with all her teammates differed; her tone was the gentlest when she was talking to her team leader, showing a soft spot for her.

"Yes!" Ruby wagged her imaginary tail.

And so Blake did a drum roll.

"First, we'll purchase a hell lot of ice Dust and put it just beside Myrtenaster-"

"I don't like where this is going." The owner of the rapier said.

"And then, we will hide Weiss' expensive shampoo-"

"Excuse me?!"

"Then we will blame it on Yang-"

"Excuse me?!" A voice shouted from the background.

"Oh, she's listening." Blake smirked, "And I like where this is going."

"Listen, when Weiss gets angry, and has Myrtenaster and ice Dust just within her reach…"

"Oh." The Faunus nodded.

The screen instantly changed to a compilation of frozen-Yang photos.

"Well…" Blake's face appeared when the epic compilation ended, "Let's just hope the ice lasts for at least three seconds."

"Thou shalt not look down upon the power of an angry Weiss." Ruby puffed out her chest, trying to act like Shakespeare.

"And angry Weiss produces powerful, solid Weiss." The black-haired girl accentuated the last word.

"Pft…"

"Get the pun, Rubes?"

"No." The heiress deadpanned.

The screen moved a little, as someone in Team RWBY lifted the scroll and pointed the camera at Yang who was now sitting on the floor, complaining, "Yeah, LastOrder, it'll be your last order of meal today if you dare touch my hair. Wait, heck no, I won't even let you have a last order because you'll so die before that…"

Ruby Rose appeared in front of the camera suddenly, with the screen over-zoomed at her nose. She whispered, "In conclusion, to counter Yang's wrath, we need angry Weiss, because angry Weiss is t-weiss as effective as a normal Weiss."

Blake nodded in agreement while Weiss just smacked her head.

"Well, they're not wrong."

Everyone turned to look at Yang who just spoke.

-beep-

"Boy that was a long vlog. And we've once again failed our mission of keeping our videos short!" Ruby laughed like a happy penguin.

"And Weiss went to bed, so…" Blake continued after little red.

"She always gets so moody whenever this…LastOrder shows up."

"I bet it's her time of the month."

"May both of us rest in pieces."

The Faunus giggled at Ruby's joke.

"Can you guys not use the end of our vlog for extremely gay PDA?" Yang face-palmed.

End.

The screen turned to a noise video for a while before Blake and Yang appeared on it, talking to one another.

"It's called fanservice, Yang."

"What?"

"Fans like to see us being flirty with one another. We need to do that to please them so we could more views."

"Who told you that?!"

"IBurn."

"Uh, what a jerk! Using us to promote their story!"

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I'm so sorry, Yang, but I need flirty RWBY characters to satisfy my own…uh…desire!

Anyway, this went longer than I expected, I hope it's fine with everyone. I meant to make this a light-hearted series that will put a smile on your face, and perhaps make your day a little better.

And I don't know if 'noise video' is the right term. I apologize in advance if it wasn't, and somebody please tell me the correct term. Thank you.

Also, LastOrder, call me shameless all you want for bashing you in this chapter. I'm not even sorry.

FB: IBurn 'Tank' RWBY Fanfic Author, Pa-treon: The Tanker, tumblr coming soon!

I do not own RWBY.

Special thanks to my buddies:

Pearl Darkness.