Special thanks to my buddies:
Pearl Darkness, Kyle Johnson
First of all, Happy Halloween!
Second of all, well, I hope you enjoy this chapter. It was fun writing and imagining it. You'll know why when you continue reading it, hehe.
Also please note that this series is more inclined to the RWBY Chibi side, so their personality might be a little different from canon.
FB: IBurn 'Tank' RWBY Fanfic Author, Pa-treon: The Tanker, tumblr still coming soon because I have no idea how to use it.
I do not own RWBY.
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Dear RWBY: Halloween Special
Start.
"Hello Remnant, and happy-" Ruby threw up both her hands and looked at her teammates in anticipation.
"Halloween!" The Bumblebees continued after their leader.
"Yay…"
"Oh c'mon Weiss, you should be happier since it's also my birthday!"
"Why do I need to be happy on your birthday?" The heiress scowled.
"Because~" The brunette leaned closer to her partner while giggling, "We, are- best friends!"
Weiss sighed heavily, and Yang laughed at the both of them. The camera then zoomed out, showing Team RWBY's full bodies - they were dressed up for the occasion.
Ruby wore a werewolf costume with red eyes and two fangs that pointed upwards; it looked more like a Beowolf since it had white skulls covering her head, and some spiky ones on her back.
Weiss on the other hand, wore a white and blue themed pirate costume, completely contrasting with her partner. She also somehow had her long, silky hair braided while wearing a white bandana and a black-colored eye patch.
Blake was in a witch attire that had a pair of pink cat ears on her witch hat; she was black and white themed with a hint of pink and purple.
Lastly, Yang wore a black-colored, extremely sexy outfit that only covered the necessary, with a pair of devil wings, horns, and a tail.
"Just so you guys know…" Blake said in a monotone, "Ruby and Yang came up with names for our attire.
Their leader puffed out her chest proudly, having a wide grin on her face, "Mine is called Red Beowolf."
"How are you even red?!" Weiss half yelled, "The only red spot in your costume is the eyes!"
"Weiss' costume is named Grumpy Pirate by the way." Ruby shrugged smugly.
"Why you little-"
"Yeah, it suits her perfectly." Blake immediately backed her lover up.
"Fuck you."
The Faunus just smirked in response, "Ruby named mine the Kitty Witch."
"That's so lame!" Said her partner.
"Oh? What did you name yours then?" The Kitty Witch raised an eyebrow.
"I call it," Yang posed in a seductive way, "The Sexy Succubus."
"Boo!" The red, the white and the black booed their teammate in unison.
"Aw sis, not you too!"
"You've demonstrated the meaning of 'irony' and 'lame' so perfect that it puts any dictionary to a shame." The heiress said.
"Ouch Weissy that hurts."
"Anyway." Blake interrupted them, "Before we stranded too far...again, let's begin answering question.
"Yeah!" Ruby continued, "We're answering five of them since this is a Halloween Special. It's like the Valentine's Special, but even better since we all dressed up!"
"It's my turn, right?" The heiress asked. Ruby then handed her scroll to her.
"OBSERVER01 asked...dear Ruby, they meant Ruby Rose, not Team RWBY," Weiss paused for a moment, "If you had the time and resources what upgrades would you use on Crescent Rose and the weapons of the rest of the team? P.S you are incredibly adorable and cool with your weapon knowledge. Smiley face."
"Hehe.." Little red blushed, "Thank you."
Blake and Yang's lips curved upwards, looking at their leader's red face like proud parents.
"Well...to answer your question…I'll add a jetpack to Crescent Rose, maybe a mini sized one so that it wouldn't get in the way when I'm fighting. If I somehow got thrown really high into the air in a battle, or I accidentally fell off an airship or something, I can fly my way to the land without relying on recoil. Do you guys know how bad it feels, using recoil to land?!"
"I sure do." Her sister closed her eyes and nodded in agreement.
"Well, I'm a cat so I don't rely on recoil. I can always land safely." Blake giggled, "As the saying goes...cats always land on their feet."
Yang laughed merrily together with Ruby at her partner's cat joke.
But the heiress seemingly was not amused by it; she just continued with, "I have my glyphs."
"Oh speaking of glyphs!" Ruby recovered from the laughing and said, "I would definitely add a gun barrel to Myrtenaster. It'd be ideal if I can let it face the holder, you know what I mean?"
"The holder doesn't know." Came the reply.
"It'll be dangerous though." The brunette said, "Maybe I'll put it further away from the hilt, or modify it in some way. The purpose of this is to increase the stab strength by utilizing the recoil from the shot. That way, Weiss can conserve a lot of aura by reducing the amount of glyphs needed to launch herself into battle."
"That indeed sounds dangerous." Weiss crossed her arms, "Although I have to admit that if it really works, it'd be a great help."
"I don't think Weiss had ever fired a gun in her entire life." Blake teased the heiress.
"Hey!"
"And now moving on to Gambol Shroud…" Ruby ignored the monochrome, "I don't think there's a lot I can do since it's near perfect."
"Well, you can move on to Yang's weapon then." The owner of said weapon smiled gently.
"Hehe...yeah." The leader giggled, "So, about Ember Celica...the upgrade that I want to implement on it is the number of shells. If I'm not mistaken, Yang can only fire twelve bullets per gauntlet right?"
"Yep."
"If I can somehow double that...it'd be great. Alright, done answering!"
"It's your turn to read the next question, Rubes." Blake gave Weiss a look and the latter handed Ruby her scroll.
"Okay!" She cleared her throat before started reading, "Darkstar6195 asked...with Ruby being...young and Blake kind of coming across as...not caring about that kind of thing. It seems pretty obvious that the one who loves fighting and the heiress will be going to the Vytal doubles (because you guys are awesome and are definitely going to cream the team round)-"
"Yeah!" Yang put her fists together and smirked.
"...But given that you two...don't get along. What have Weiss and Yang been doing to potentially improve their...teamwork? If they haven't been trying anything? Blake! Ruby! Make them do a team building exercise now! Best of luck in the tournament! Smiley face."
"Aww thank you!" The blonde winked at the camera.
"Hey! Me being young has nothing to do with battling! I can fight just fine!" Ruby protested.
"I think what they meant was that you're less experienced than us." Weiss answered calmly.
"...Well, that's because I was born two years late. I don't get an option on that."
"And I do care about that kind of thing. It's for the sake of our team, and I love our team." Blake shrugged.
"Aww Blake!" Little red hugged the kitten of the team immediately, and the latter returned the hug with all her heart.
They released each other, and the Faunus took this perfect opportunity to tease her teammate again, "And what have Weiss and Yang been doing to potentially improve their teamwork? Do you really want to know?"
"Ugh." Ruby groaned.
"Hey!"
"The viewer even asked you both to make us do a team building exercise now. Well, if you wanna see it live really badly…" Yang wiggled her eyebrows while unbuttoning her jacket.
"Yang Xiao Long!" The white roses shouted.
-beep-
"Alright, since Xiao Long has stopped being horny, we can move on to the third question." Blake said with a straight face.
"Why am I being tied up?" The blonde tried to struggle out of the neatly tied rope, "C'mon girls it was just a joke! There's no way I'd actually have sex with W-"
"Finish that sentence, and I will finish you."
"Right. Sorry babe."
"Just read the damn question." Weiss then continued; her tone slightly less menacing.
"Mew Shadowfang asked…" Yang began reading, "Dear RWBY, what is everyone's 'triggers'? (Aka how to get someone really hopping mad)."
"This is going to be fun." Blake crossed her arms sassily and smirked.
"I think we all know Yang's triggers. If you don't, by any chance, it has something to do with hair, teammates, and Weiss." Ruby nodded with her eyes closed.
"Excuse me?!" Came the princess' exclamation.
"Guys, Weiss gets triggered by everything." The Faunus said nonchalantly, "Just look at all our vlogs."
That earned a long groan from said person.
"Ruby's triggers? Just hide all her cookie and Crescent Rose." Yang said.
"Don't you dare!"
"See?"
"What about Blake?" Weiss asked; she needed to know the answer so that she could prepare to revenge on the Faunus for teasing her so much.
"I get triggered when somebody attempts to insult Ninjas of Love."
"What is that book actually about?!" Ruby stood up suddenly, pointing at her teammates with her wolf claws, "You guys won't let me read it and I'm dead curious!"
"I just saw the next question and it'll be a perfect one for Blake to answer both Ruby and the viewer." Yang took the scroll from her sister and handed it to her partner, "You're the one reading it too Blakey."
"Hm?" The Faunus grabbed the scroll and read the next question, "OBSERVER01 asked...again...dear RWBY, my question is for the resident Ninja cat of the team. Blake, how good a read is Ninja of Love? I heard rumors that you're the expert on that subject."
"Sure she is!" The blonde made a thumbs-up towards the camera.
"I used to be so scared of admitting that I read Ninjas of Love, but it's three volumes in now so I've certainly became more open-minded."
"I'm glad that we're still in the earlier part of volume three." Yang crossed her arms and nodded.
"There you guys go again, speaking as if we're in a show." Weiss scowled.
Blake stopped Yang before the latter attempted to say something, "The truth shall never be prevailed."
"I guess you're right."
"Anyway." Blake cleared her throat, "Just how good a read is Ninjas of Love?" It's extremely good. You can't find any other book that has descriptions this detailed. Plus, the characters are very real. Typically, the protagonists in books like these are either a Mary Sue or a Gary Stu, or are extremely annoying and stupid, but the author portrayed the characters in this book really well; they have flaws that they knew and intentionally wanted to overcome. It's very refreshing to know that they're also struggling with life. Overall, it's a very good book. Remember, there's a reason that it's the best-selling novel in the entire Remnant, ranking #1 recommended book in Amazonadult dot com."
"Amazonadult? Wait, so that means-"
"Yes Rubes." Yang interrupted her sister, "It's a smut."
-beep-
"Alright, last question!" The blonde said, "Ruby is still being terrified by the fact that we have porn lying around our dorm, so she's sitting behind mumbling to herself about filth and katana."
"I'm just going to proceed with the last question." Weiss said after an extra long sigh.
"Sure." The Faunus replied. She handed her teammate the scroll and the latter started reading it aloud.
"Bk42bk42 asked...dear RWBY, if you could have any additional power added to your semblance, it can be unrelated to your semblance, what power would you have?"
"Did somebody say semblance?" Ruby appeared all of a sudden beside Weiss, holding her shoulder with a pair of sparkling silver eyes as well as rose petals surrounding her.
Her partner sighed again as she said, "Yes I did."
"Oh boy! I really want to add super strength to my semblance! That way I won't have to worry much about combat since speed and strength go so well with each other! They're like...the ultimate combination!" Little red threw up her hands in excitement.
"As for me…" Weiss crossed her arms, "I want to add stability. I get knocked off pretty often and would really like it if I could withstand impact more without using gravity glyph. It eats up a lot of aura."
"I would want Sun's semblance as an additional power." Blake continued right after the heiress.
Ruby pouted and looked at her lover with a pair of watery puppy eyes. The Faunus chuckled and patted the puppy's head while apologizing to her, "Sorry Rubes, but speed is kind of...not suitable to be used together with my original semblance."
"Yeah I understand. But still…"
"Ugh." The brawler of the team said, "Too gay, I can't…"
But her partner just ignored her over-dramatic act and continued with her answer, "If I can somehow combine our semblances, it'll be just like Lycan Arcadia's semblance, but more powerful since he can only send out one clone at a time, and I can do more than that. It's incredibly useful in battle."
"Lycan Ar...who is that?" Ruby asked.
"He's one of the members of Team SLVR. The team that Mark Zhang interviewed." Weiss replied; she was a big fan of Mark ever since she discovered his documentaries.
"Oh!" Their leader exclaimed in realization, "The blonde one?"
"Yep." Blake giggled, "Alright Yang, your turn."
"I want the semblance to generate lien out of thin air." The blonde said proudly.
"That is not a semblance." The heiress face-palmed.
"But the bk...ugh what a difficult name, I mean the viewer who asked this question said it can be unrelated to my semblance!"
"Sorry Weiss but…" Ruby sighed and shook her head as she put her hand on her partner's shoulder, "You would never understand the poor."
"Hey!" Weiss retorted, "Mind you, my father cut me off! I'm in the same standard as you now."
"No Weiss, we're still leagues apart." Blake said in a monotone, "Life in the White Fang is not good at all."
"Do you think I still have the endless supply of money like I was before? Fucking no!" Her voice started to have a hint of anger and bitterness in it.
"Hey knock it off!" Yang said, putting her arm on Weiss' shoulder, "Guys, I didn't mean to start an argument."
After a slight pause, she had a familiar smirk on her face, looking at the monochrome's costume, "It's Halloween, witch means that we're supposed to be celebrating fear, not argh-guing among ourselves!"
"I fucking knew it!" Weiss slammed the floor with her hand, whined in pain, and then pointed at the blonde.
Blake on the other hand, just sighed, "I'm surprised by the fact that you managed to hold it in until the last question."
She then eyed Ruby before continuing, "That's really fangtastic of you."
"Not you too!" The white roses yelled in unison.
-beep-
"So...that's all for our Halloween Special!" Yang waved at the camera.
"Thanks for watching us until the end, guys." The Faunus smiled.
"Yeah!" Ruby said, "And thanks for keeping up with my sister's stupid puns. We sincerely apologize for that."
"She sucks." Weiss scowled. She then turned to Yang and said, "You gigantic suck-cubus."
"Oh Weiss not you to-"
End.
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I did five questions right? I didn't miscount them right? If I did somebody please tell me. Thank you.
And Happy Birthday Rubes!
Anyway as usual, thanks for reading and keeping up with my stupid puns. I sincerely hope that you guys enjoyed this chapter.
With my...really busy schedule, I have to wake up at 4 in the morning just to rush this before Halloween. And by the time it's published on FF dot net, it's probably already in November.
Please review if you have any question or criticism, or you can inbox me if you're too shy to say them publicly. Messaging through FB page and Pa-treon is fine too.
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I do not own RWBY.
Special thanks to my buddies:
Pearl Darkness, Kyle Johnson.