Special thanks to my buddies:

Pearl Darkness, Kyle Johnson.

So...here it is, Dear RWBY #14. Still hasn't reached 100 favorites and followers, but I will do my best!

Note: I changed my Pa-treon name.

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Dear RWBY #14

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"Hello Remnant!" Ruby Rose waved at the camera. The team was currently sitting on the floor in the middle of their dorm as usual, with Yang's scroll recording on the table.

"And welcome to another Dear RWBY!" Her sister did the same action.

"This content is sponsored by IBurn, who owns a fanfiction profile and updates monthly. Be sure to check that out! Although...they're a little inactive now because of work...and courses...and idols? Wait, who wrote this script?" Blake looked at her teammates with questioning eyes.

"That's right!" Ruby's excitement overflowed as she ignored the Faunus, "We officially has a sponsor now!"

"Hooray!" Yang threw up both her hands.

"Why don't I know about this?" Weiss scowled.

"Duh, that's because you're always so concentrating on listening to Professor Port's story!" Her partner said.

"Yeah!" Her lover continued.

"We got an email from IBurn during Professor Port's class." The Faunus shrugged, "We sorta talked it out and they agreed to sponsor us."

"We might have given that person some of our...stuff in exchange." Yang crossed her arms and nodded.

"What?!"

"Nothing harmful, I swear!" Ruby explained quickly, "Just some minor stuff."

The heiress groaned, "That person is a pervert."

"It's nothing perverted, Weiss." Blake said calmly, "Anyway, let's just get this over with."

"Alright, it's the leader's turn." Ruby proudly took her scroll out of her pocket and read the question aloud, "OBSERVER01 asked...dear RWBY, how many puns in a day does Yang do and how did you all survive it? Smiley face."

"That username sounds oddly familiar." Weiss crossed her arms.

"Yeah, they asked us questions in our previous vlog." The blonde said, "Two questions, Halloween Special, remember?"

"I think so."

"Anyway, let's just answer the viewer!" Ruby interrupted.

"How many puns in a day does Yang do? There's no definite answer to that." The Faunus said in a monotone.

"I grew up together with her, so I'm already used to it." Their leader closed her eyes and nodded. After a slight pause, she continued smugly, "So I think it's best for Weiss and Blake to answer that question."

"You're just trying to avoid answering." The heiress scowled.

"Because!" Ruby yelled suddenly and leaned really close to the heiress, causing the latter to blush, "Chances are that if we started discussing about puns, there will be more puns coming from her, Weiss!"

"Aw c'mon guys, it's not that much!"

"It is!" The red, the white and the black shouted simultaneously.

"You're just so quick witted in the worst way!" Ruby mimicked her partner's annoyed expression.

"If only her brain is that useful in a battle." Blake sighed heavily.

"Hey!" Yang pretended to be angry, "That hurts, Blakey."

"Savage Blake." Ruby laughed at her sister.

"Seeing as I am the only one taking this seriously, I'd say…" Weiss ignored their interactions and just proceeded with the answering, "The amount of puns she does is averagely five per days. Two per weekends because she'll be going out by herself an awful lot."

"That's because I'm a reckless rogue." Yang puffed out her chest proudly.

"You do pay an awful lot of attention to her eh?" Blake smirked.

"That was a pretty precise measurement, Weiss." Ruby continued after her lover.

The heiress blushed immensely as she stuttered, "I- I merely- have...good...observation skill! Yes, good observation skill!" She repeated the same phrase as she crossed her arms, trying to appear calm but was failing miserably.

"The pwincess is blushing~" Yang teased the ice queen.

"Grr…"

"Angwy Weiss is the best Weiss." She then continued, giving the two other members of Team RWBY a look. They all nodded back to her in agreement.

"Why do you guys always do this?!"

"Do what?" Ruby tried to feign ignorance.

"All the teasing and shit!"

"Your reaction is the lit." Blake said calmly, "No one else in this entire world has reactions as good as yours."

Weiss tried to retort, but no word was coming out from her mouth. She then stomped away in anger, mumbling inaudible things to herself.

"Aw she left." Ruby giggled.

"Well, I guess Weiss answered the first part of the question. Now onto the second part...how did we all survive it?" Blake said.

Little red sighed, "You just have to get used to it."

"There there." The Faunus patted her head, "We all have our ways of dealing with annoying things."

"Hey!"

"Mine was just to ignore her until she gets bored. If you give her any reaction, like how Weiss always does, you're really gonna get in trouble."

"Mmhmm." Ruby nodded, "You're going to fall into an endless pit of dumb puns."

"I guess you could say that I'm really-"

"No-"

-beep-

"Thank you guys for tuning in this week." Blake smiled at the camera.

"Yeah!" Yang gave the viewers a thumbs-up, "You guys can send in questions by leaving a comment! If you're too shy, you can inbox us - or even IBurn who helps us sort through and organize questions! I repeat, IBurn, who's our beloved sponsor!"

"Bye!" Ruby waved.

-static noise-

"You guys thought I was going to make a pun in this video?" Yang grinned evilly as she pointed at herself using her right thumb, "But it was me, Dio!"

-beep-

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Did everyone get the references? The quick witted in the worst way, the reckless rogue, and the Dio reference? -beaming with excitement-

Huh? No?

Okay then…

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Thank you for reading this and I hope I made you smile, or at least had made your day a little better.

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Special thanks to my buddies:

Pearl Darkness, Kyle Johnson.