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Pearl Darkness

Hi! This chapter was a fun one to write and I hope you enjoy it!

Note: They're all wearing their volume 4 outfit already. Please include that in your imagination! And if you were wondering where they get those clothes, please read the 'Yang's vlog' chapter. Thank you.

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I do not own RWBY.

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Dear RWBY #16

Start.

"Hey guys! Welcome back to another Dear RWBY vlog!" Ruby Rose did her usual introduction in front of her sister's scroll. It was recording the four of them sitting on the floor in the middle of their dorm where they usually played video games.

"I've seen the question and was hoping that I won't be the one reading it." Blake said in a monotone.

"Unfortunately, you are." The heiress handed the Faunus their leader's scroll, which had all the questions recorded in order, "Read it. It's time for someone else to understand the pain of reading long ass texts."

"Weiss stop offending our viewers!" Little red yelped.

"How about them stop asking long ass questions?"

"Weiss!"

"Princess' grumpy today." A certain dragon smirked, "May I ask Why-Schnee?"

"Did she just-"

-beep-

"That was a pretty bad pun." Weiss crossed her arms. She was sitting on Yang's back with the latter lying flat on the ground. The blonde turned her head sideways, facing the camera as she made a 'I have succeeded' expression.

"Wow, it's been quite a while since things like this happen." Ruby said in a sarcastic tone.

"Yang is probably, secretly happy about being treated like this." Blake said, and then she paused for a while before smirking, "I agree with Weiss though. That pun was really terrible. Since when has she become Why Schnee?"

"I know right." The heiress pinched the bridge of her nose, "Let's just get to the question."

"Can we not get to the question?"

"Stop being in denial, you black cat." Weiss huffed, "You'd have to read it some other time even if it's not today."

"Fine." The black haired girl let out a heavy sigh, "Blu3 Fir3 asked...Dear Team RWBY, on the topics of OCs, I would like to clarify Shake-N-Bake's description of an OC, or original character. Shake-N-Bake is referring to a trope known as a Mary Sue, the definition of which is mostly subjective and quite complex. I could write a whole essay on what a Mary Sue is, and why it is so difficult to classify a character as one, but I'd end up just boring you guys to tears, so I won't. Instead, I'll provide my own definition of an OC that I hope clears things up.

"In case you were wondering, yes, we do remember Shake-N-Bake." Yang interrupted her partner.

The Faunus inhaled before continuing, "An OC, or original character, is basically a fanmade character inserted into a fictional work or series. So, if Blake were writing her own version of Ninjas of Love, and creates a petite, silver-eyed ninja with red hair and a gigantic scythe-"

"Is Blue Fire talking about me? He's talking about me right?!"

"No offense if you're a female by the way." Yang shrugged.

"...into the main story who hooks up with the main protagonist for a steamy one-night stand, that ninja would be an OC."

"A one night stand with a girl carrying a gigantic scythe?" The dragon's eyes went blood red as steam came out of her head.

"That glare would've been more menacing, had it not for Weiss sitting on you." Blake teased the Freezerburns.

"Stop making it sound so wrong!" As expected, only the white one retorted.

The yellow one meanwhile was smirking as she joined in the teasing, "But babe, she's not wrong...you are sitting on me. On my back that is."

The heiress scowled, unable to look for any come back. She moved away after a short while, and the blonde stretched a little before sitting beside her.

"Or," Blake continued reading the question, "Say if Remnant was actually a fictional animated show created by a company called RoosterTeeth on a planet in another universe called Earth where some people waste their lives away sitting behind their computer screens writing stories about their fanmade original characters and the lives they live on Remnant."

"Uh-oh, the truth is revealed!" Yang pointed at the camera.

"What?" The white rose pair yelled in unison.

"In due time, sister, in due time…"

"As crazy as that scenario is, let's just say, for the sake of this discussion, that it's real. And those original characters, or OCs, do exist on Remnant. But, if they did exist on Remnant, Team RWBY doesn't even know of them because they've never met on the show. I would compare an OC to that random guy who got caught with his pants glued to the toilet seat on the third floor of Beacon after a prank pulled on him by his team."

"That's Jaune and Nora alright."

Blake ignored her partner's comment and continued; she just wanted this wall of text to be over as fast as possible, "Sure, maybe Team RWBY heard about this hilarious, yet unfortunate incident that resulted in the loss of this young man's dignity, but they never knew the guy or his team."

"We knew Jaune and Team JNPR!" Ruby mimicked her sister.

"Honey, let me finish this ASAP...please…"

"Oh, sorry Blake…"

"Don't be." The Faunus smiled gently.

"Gay." Yang whispered.

And the said gay kitty once again ignored her partner, "That team, whose members were all created by a writer in another universe, are an example of original characters who could exist on Remnant. They were never mentioned on the show because they're not relevant to the plot, but they do have their self-contained stories where they go off on crazy adventures of their own as they become full-fledged Hunstmen. Keep in mind that not all OCs are HUntsmen, some may be janitors, bouncers at clubs, bartenders, Dust shop clerks, unemployed criminals, etc, etc. In short, of course Team RWBY has never met some person named OC. That name doesn't even follow the Color Naming Rule established after the Great War, much less exist as some guys' actual name (Other than nicknames, of course). But, the janitor who scrubbed the toilet seat clean of the pants of the victim of that devious prank certainly could be an OC. The funny thing is, nobody would ever know for certain. As for my question, what's your favorite type of movie?"

Blake was panting upon finishing reading the question sent in by the viewer; she tried her best to catch some fresh air as she gasped for breath. Soon, she stood up and walked to the fridge to get some water.

"Wow, this is definitely a lot longer than the question sent in by that prick...what's their name again…MealOrder?" Weiss looked at her lover.

"LastOrder, love." Yang replied.

"Gay." Her sister whispered just like how she did previously.

"I suppose we should be thankful that we got such detailed explanation of the meaning of the word 'OC'. Now, moving on to the real question…" The heiress accentuated some words purposely to mock the viewer.

"My favorite type of movie is- of course, horror!" Ruby Rose threw up both her hands. She enjoyed the adrenaline rush watching jump-scare movies.

"Same." Her sister followed suit.

"I can see why Ruby likes horror." Weiss raised an eyebrow as she looked at the sisters, "But Yang…? I was thinking thriller or action...or maybe comedy."

"Tsk tsk, silly Weiss." The Faunus shook her head.

"Excuse me?!"

"Blake no-"

"Blake yes." She gave her partner a grin before turning to face her other teammate, "Weiss, did you notice that every time Yang invites you to watch a movie, whether in the cinema or just inside our dorm, it's always horror?"

"Now that you mention it…"

"She'll tell you it's an action movie or whatever, but it'd definitely have some horror element buried within." Blake said.

"That's...right…"

"Weiss is so dense." Ruby giggled, "Even I got it right away."

"Huh?"

"Ruby no-"

"Ruby yes. When you get scared-"

"I- I'm not scared of horror movies!" The heiress tried to deny.

"-What do you usually do?" Her partner ignored her statement.

Weiss put her hand near her chin, trying her best to recall - what did she do when she, ahem, got not really scared watching horror movies?

"Yep." The Faunus nodded, "You wail in Yang's arms. And she likes it."

"Blake!"

"Smooth indeed." Ruby closed her eyes and nodded in agreement.

The dragon tried to look at her princess, only to see that she was also a blushing mess. Smoke started coming out of her head.

-beep-

"Alright, now that the useless lesbians have calmed down, it's time for the next person in line to answer. Weiss, what is your favorite type of movie?" Blake looked at the white haired girl with flushed pink cheeks.

"Why you!" She growled, and then cleared her throat to properly deliver the answer, "Mine is musical."

"Oh, a surprise!" Yang quickly recovered from the embarrassment, "I thought you'd go for documentaries."

"Don't you know what kind of movie your girlfriend likes?" Her partner mocked her, "That's my favorite by the way. Documentaries."

"Pft, I thought yours is porn. R-18 movies. With bondage and shit."

"Just because I read smut doesn't mean I like to watch movies within that genre." Blake replied in a calm demeanor, "I prefer to read this kind of stuff, because it describes their feelings, emotions, and pleasure way more detailed than a movie."

"What a pervert." The blonde crossed her arms.

"Oh as if you're not." Ruby said, then proceeded to ridicule her sister by speaking in a weird but annoying tone, "C'mon Weiss babe let's watch this horror movie, ooh it's so scary come let me subtly try to have extra skin contact with you~ Mm such soft white skin~"

"Ruby Rose!" The Freezerburn pair yelled together.

"By the way, none of us likes romance movies." Blake shrugged, "Probably because we're already busy flirting with our lovers."

-beep-

"Alright, that's it for this vlog guys!" Ruby waved at the camera, "We'll see you next time!"

"And thank you, blue fire, for providing us the meaning of an OC with such a wall of texts for me to read." Blake faked a smile, "Weiss and Yang are currently involved in some...well...activities that require a lot of skin contact, so it's just us the Ladybug pair."

"I hope they don't destroy our dorm…"

-static noise-

"By the way, if you guys are curious about the Freezerburn's horror movie adventure, you can read the story written by our dear sponsor IBurn." Blake said; only her face could be seen as she zoomed in the camera.

"Blake!" Yang's voice was heard in the background, "Stop breaking the fourth wall again! That poor wall...it's taken so many damage since chapter one!"

"What wall are you talking about?" The Faunus shrugged smugly, "President Dumb hasn't built it yet."

"No, that'll trigger people!"

"Anyway." She ignored her partner, again, as she spoke, "The story is named 'Scared, My Little Dragon?'. Just go to IBurn's profile and you'll be able to find it. I repeat, just go to our dear, beloved IBurn's profile! Have a great day!"

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Did that trigger you? Well, I'm not gonna apologize.

How do you think this chapter is? It's around 2k words thanks to Blu3 Fir3's question, lol. It has been quite a while since I've done a drunk vlog like this, with the girls messing around like they're high on drugs.

And my friend, who is also my beta reader will say, "You're the one drunk with drugs!"

Haha.

Anyway, please don't hesitate to leave a review! I read all of them and try to reply the ones that are...reply-able as a token of appreciation! Thank you for taking your time to read my weird story. I'll see you next time.

FB: IBurn 'Tank' RWBY Fanfic Author, Pa-treon: Freelancer Tank.

I do not own RWBY.

Special thanks to:

Pearl Darkness.