Special thanks to:
Pearl Darkness.
Hey! It's been a while. The questions are piling up, so I might do a special soon.
FB: IBurn 'Tank' RWBY Fanfic Author, Pa-treon: Freelancer Tank.
I do not own RWBY.
#
Dear RWBY #17
Start.
"Hey everyone! Welcome to another Dear RWBY!" Ruby Rose did their usual greeting with high tension.
The four of them were sitting at their usual spot, but instead of the 'RWBY' arrangement, they swapped places to 'RBWY'.
"I refuse to read this question out loud." The heiress crossed her hands, "This is sexual harassment."
"Pft Weiss, don't be so...cold." Yang grinned while accentuating the last word, "C'mon! It's just a joke question from our viewer!"
"It wasn't a question." Blake said nonchalantly.
"That's your concern…?" Ruby retorted.
"No. I refuse to read the viewer's...demand aloud."
"Yes. Read it please, princess...I'm dying to hear you say those words…"
"Yang."
"C'mon pwincess~"
Damn those puppy eyes. Screw you, Xiao Long!
Defeated by one of Yang's ultimate weapons, Weiss let out a huge sigh before reading the (not) question out, "Boriva said...Give. Me. My. Dick. Back."
The sisters immediately burst out in laughter while the heiress just shook her head in dismay.
"Give me my dick back? More like stop the sexual harassment you dickbag!" Weiss scowled.
"What did you do with his dick, Weiss?" Blake teased her teammate.
"Stop it!"
"No." After recovering from laughing so hard, the blonde wiped her tears while looking at the camera, "We're not giving it back. Your dick will stay with us forever. Also, here's a screenshot from the conversation that we had."
The screen then cut to the messaging interface the residents of Remnant used with the following messages:
Boriva: Give. Me. My. Dick. Back.
Yang: No.
Boriva: Demo and Heavy says:
Heavy: What?
Demo: Give. Me. My DIIIIIIIIIIIIICK! Back.
Yang: I'm keeping it for another two weeks.
Boriva: Demo repeats his reply, only louder and louder and louder, and longer.
Yang: Yang walked away without saying anything.
End of message.
"Heavy...Demo?" Ruby tilted her head.
"What?" The blonde said to her teammates who all had their attention on her, "Don't look at me, our beloved sponsor IBurn asked me to entertain this viewer because she (Yes, I'm a female. Disappointed?) didn't know how to reply to him. And since she also didn't know what to write in this chapter, she decided to let me continue breaking the fourth wall. Right, IBurn?"
Blake then smirked playfully and spoke, "You will never know if she actually replied you. Our destiny lies in her hands. Like, literally."
"Our destiny lies in her fingers to be more accurate. Only PowerPuff Gals can type with their hands since they don't have any fingers, lol." Yang made a weird face, "And I'm sure she's busy being full of herself because I called her 'our beloved sponsor'. Also, I can't think of any puns to make. Damn it."
"She's such a shameless person." The Faunus shrugged smugly.
"Um...guys?" Their leader blinked, unable to blend in with the Bumblebees.
"This is a sexual harassment to fine ladies like us." Weiss said. Over time, she had really learned to just ignore the bees when they were saying things the White Roses couldn't understand.
"Fine...ladies?" Blake's lips curved upwards as she gazed at Weiss' chest.
"Now that's sexual harassment!"
"Aww don't be upset, Weiss!" Ruby tried to calm her partner down.
"I was just telling the truth."
"No matter how fla- ahem, no matter how you look like, I'll always love you babe." The dragon gave her lover her best smile.
"Grr…" The heiress got up and stomped off.
"Aw she left again." Little red said, "How many videos had it been since she stomps away like that?"
Blake just shrugged while Yang commented, "That's a smart idea to increase views on our old videos."
"Ssh Yang. Don't leak the secret." The Faunus smirked.
"Right."
After a moment of silence, a high pitched voice was heard from afar:
"I'm not giving your dick back."
-beep-
End.
#
Disclaimer: IBurn was not drunk when she wrote this chapter.
Also, I apologize if this chapter offends anyone, since some people can't stand looking at the word 'dick' that often in a fanfiction.
And I totally did not make use of my characters to hide the fact that I don't know how to respond to Boriva for asking a question like that.
Please leave a review if you have any questions to ask Team RWBY! I hope you have a great day.
FB: IBurn 'Tank' RWBY Fanfic Author, Pa-treon: Freelancer Tank.
NOTE: You can visit my profile to see what's going on with my life.
I do not own RWBY.
Special thanks to:
Pearl Darkness.