Special thanks to:

Pearl Darkness.

Hi guys! It's a new month! New month means...new plans! (and more stress from work.) I didn't even have the time to even watch the new RWBY Chibi. I guess my stuff might be a little outdated, but I'll do my best to catch up.

Anyway, here you go, Dear RWBY #18.

Disclaimer: I was not drunk when I wrote this chapter.

FB: IBurn 'Tank' RWBY Fanfic Author, Pa-treon: Freelancer Tank.

I do not own RWBY.

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Dear RWBY #18

Start.

"Hello guys! Welcome to another Dear RWBY!" Ruby Rose's usual greeting was heard as the screen showed the four members of Team RWBY sitting at the center of their dorm.

"This episode is brought to you by IBurn!" Yang winked at the camera.

"Let's finish this ASAP…I need my beauty sleep…" A certain heiress said, her voice barely audible.

"Aw Weiss, my poor little snowflake~" The blonde touched her lover's face gently.

"Greeting our viewers with overflowing gayness. What a great start." Blake Belladonna said in a monotone. She was sitting in between her partner and their leader with Weiss sitting on the other side of Yang. The arrangement became WYBR.

"Whose fault do you think it is?" Princess- no, Ice Queen Schnee threw a sharp glare at the person in guilt.

Ruby pointed at her sister and whispered, "Apparently Yang forgot about the assignment from two weeks ago. Professor Oobleck wasn't happy about it."

"Doctor!" A voice was heard from afar, "I didn't earn the PhD for fun, thank you very much!"

"What the-"

"Was that-"

"Wait, was it my Faunus pair or my human pair that picked up that voice?!"

-beep-

"Anyway," Blake cleared her throat, "I didn't expect the princess to actually stay up two nights just to help Yang with her assignment. I mean, she's usually cold and cruel."

"Hey!"

"You useless lesbian." The Faunus gave her teammate the smug-shrug.

The heiress however, did not retaliate like how she normally would; she simply let out a huge sigh and said, "Fine, whatever. Call me whatever the fuck you want."

"She ran out of power to fight back!"

"Thank you for your retort, Ruby."

"I'm really sorry, Weiss…" Yang whispered.

"But why is Yang still conscious?" Blake raised an eyebrow upon realization, "I mean...so energetic? She hasn't slept for two days. Look at her gay partner."

The camera then zoomed to the Freezerburn pair, leaving the other two out of the frame. The differences between the two was clearly illustrated; Weiss had huge eye bags and was yawning most of the time. Her face also looked pale and really terrible. Yang on the other hand, was no different than usual, save for the nasty bruises on her shoulder.

"It's her semblance."

"Huh?" Blake turned to face Little Red.

"I'm super disappointed in you, partner." The dragon shook her head in dismay.

"Basically…" Ruby explained, "She punched herself to power up her...power gauge. I mean, to fill up her power gauge...no, power up herself to fill up her power gauge. Power-" She bit her tongue soon and was groaning in pain.

The blonde laughed merrily, ignoring her sister whose eyes were filled with tears, "Whenever I feel sleepy, I just punch myself to activate my semblance. Not only it adds to my strength, but also 'fires' me up. Extremely useful when I binge watch anime!"

…

"Until my aura runs out of course. Kids, don't try this at home."

"Yeah, and afterwards she'll lie down for days to recover from the semblance overdrive." Ruby said in a sarcastic tone.

"I never knew about this." Blake interrupted, "Even though we've been living together for a year."

"I don't do that as often now. Gotta take care of my body." Yang answered to her partner's question.

"Read...the question...please…"

"Oh, sorry Weiss!" Ruby grabbed her scroll that was just beside her sister's (which was the one recording them) and flipped through the interface to look for the note they made, "Alright! OBSERVER01 asked...Dear RWBY, when you're all not training or studying, what do you all do for fun? P.S. Weiss Schnee 4Life! She will make the SDC great again! P.P.S. in honor of Weiss Schnee's revered grandfather, the founder of SDC."

"Thank you…" The heiress smiled tiredly, "I'll definitely make SDC great again. I promise…"

"This is like an open challenge to the current president of SDC." Blake smirked, "You've got guts there, princess."

"And that's why I love her so much." Her partner puffed out her chest.

"Finish your own assignment in time if you really love me, dolt."

"...I'm really sorry, Weiss."

The white haired girl looked to the other side, avoiding eye contact with her teammates as she spoke, "It's fine...I knew you were really busy last week. I...I should've reminded you. It's my fault."

"Weiss...no it's not. It's my fault for forgetting...sorry babe…"

"Too gay, I can't…" Ruby acted as if there was a strong beam of light blinding her by covering her eyes dramatically.

"If this goes on, I'm pretty sure they're going to make out." Blake chuckled at her dear little red's behavior, "On one hand, I don't want to be sued by the school for uploading a porn video...but on the other hand, this will get us a hell lot of traffic."

"But we aren't live streaming, so they will edit this part out before uploading."

"Oh, right…"

"You dolts, just answer the questions! I really want to go to bed!"

"What do we do for fun huh...well, it's different for all of us. I like to binge watch anime as I've mentioned just now. And hanging out with friends at a bar (totally not trashing it) or just be with my teammates...or Weiss." Yang whispered the last word.

"I just read. Or write. Or just sleep." Blake crossed her arms.

"For me...I either run a maintenance on my equipment or just come up with strategies and stuff. Or I'll join Blake if I saw her sleeping on the tree."

"You two...slept together? I did not hear of this! Blake, when did you?!"

"No, we were literally sleeping together. Like, lying down next to each other without intimate contact. You muscle idiot, we were sleeping on a tree, if we have any form of...big movement up there, we'll fucking fall."

"Yeah." Yang had a familiar smirk on her face, "You two were li-tree-rally sleeping together.

"..."

"...You baited us into saying that word just so you could make a pun didn't you." Ruby sighed.

"I couldn't resist doing it! You leaf me with no choice!"

"Left! Grammar!" Little red yelped while Blake just face-palmed.

"Haven't seen those reactions in a while. I miss those face-palming."

"You're so lucky that Weiss is far too tired to be agitated by your shitty puns."

"Ruby, you swore!"

"Even Pyrrha swears if she hears your puns!"

The entire room fell completely silent after a moment; they all heard light snoring coming from a certain person who had fallen asleep while the red, black and yellow were arguing about tree puns.

"I guess we should wrap this up and let her rest." Ruby whispered, "Sorry Weiss…"

"You don't have to whisper." Yang spoke in her normal volume, "She's sleeping like a log now."

"Goddamnit Ya-"

-beep-

"So...I guess that's all for this episode." The screen showed Blake who was now sitting on her own bed.

Her partner who was behind her crossed her arms while commenting, "Yeah. We don't wanna wake Weiss up and...we don't wanna refilm this video either. So in the end, what Weiss likes to do during her free time remains a mystery."

"I think most viewers can guess her hobbies though." Ruby said. She was sitting beside the Faunus.

"All the things a princess does." Said Faunus nodded, "Plus singing when she thinks no one is around."

"Does being gay count?"

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The tree puns were inspired by Ryan Higa's video. If you're a fan of him, then you'll know which video I was referring to.

Man, I've been sleep deprived for so long I started writing drunk stories. Not that it's a bad thing...right? Right guys?

Anyway, hope you enjoyed reading this!

I might be posting drawings onto my Pa-treon or FB page as I've...once again started to draw! I still uses pencil and paper, and will probably do so for a while until I have the time (and most importantly energy) to learn digital art.

Please, do not hesitate to leave a review if you want to comment on my writing! You can also leave a question for Team RWBY to answer! Lately they've forgotten to mention it in the video but you can also PM their beloved sponsor IBurn if you're too shy to leave a question in public.

Alright, until next time!

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I do not own RWBY.

Special thanks to:

Pearl Darkness.