Special thanks to:
Pearl Darkness.
Hi guys. So I forced myself to write and this came out! It's short, but I hope you'll enjoy reading this, because I definitely enjoyed writing it!
FB: IBurn 'Tank' RWBY Fanfic Author, Pa-treon: Freelancer Tank.
I do not own RWBY.
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Dear RWBY #19
Start.
"Hello guys! Welcome to another Dear RWBY!"
"I'm getting a little bored of the same intro throughout our entire series." Yang looked at her excited sister.
"Then think of a new one." Blake said as she casually sat down beside Yang with a cup of steaming hot tea on her right hand.
The heiress who was sitting gracefully at the other side of the blonde wanted to speak, but was interrupted shortly.
Yang Xiao Long posed very dramatically (and weirdly) as she spoke, "Your next line is: I bet she's too lazy to think of a new one and will probably give up after two minutes."
"Was that a mothe-"
-beep-
"Was that an accurate reference though?" Blake said after taking a sip of her tea.
"The author has absolutely no idea since she hasn't watched it, so she just threw out everything she knows about this...bizzare reference."
"I don't think everyone will get that joke."
"We're among the 'everyone'." Ruby gave Weiss a look, and the latter nodded.
The heiress then cleared her throat and said, "Can we not stray away from the question again?"
"Right…" Her lover chuckled as she grabbed Ruby's scroll, "I'm reading this time. So...Boriva asked...Dear RWBY, again, what is your favorite music? Mine's probably Sahara by DJ Snake. P.S DJ Snake is a DJ guy from a country called France. In my world."
"Why is this name so familiar?" Little red frowned, trying her best to recall.
"It's the dick guy, Ruby!"
"Yes, the sexual harassment person."
"Aww you're still on that, Weissy?"
"Sexual harassment is a crime! And 'in my world'? What does he mean by that? Was he hallucinating or something?"
The blonde looked at the triggered ice queen, "Why you gotta be so harsh on Boriva?!"
"Guys," The Faunus interrupted, "Let's just answer the dick guy's question."
"My favorite kind of- wait, am I allowed to go first?"
"Yes Ruby." The bumblebees answered simultaneously.
"I like all the soundtracks from 'Scarface', especially 'Push it to the limit'!"
"Ruby you should not be watching that!"
"Oh Yang, your sister is not a child anymore." Their leader gave her sister the infamous smug shrug with a smirk on her face.
The blonde laughed as she smacked her sister's back repeatedly, "Good one Ruby! So, my favorite kind of music...if you're talking about music genre, then definitely country."
A pause.
"Said no one ever-"
-beep-
"I actually like country." The Faunus said.
"Really?" Her partner raised an eyebrow.
"Yeah. It goes well as a BGM when I'm reading." Blake replied, "Classical pieces will do as well. Generally soft music."
"Didn't expect you to like classical. That's more like Weiss' thing."
Another pause.
"...That's what I would say before I started dating her." Yang closed her eyes and nodded.
"I was surprised too when I learned that the ice queen likes techno music." Ruby imitated her sister.
"Hey!" Weiss yelped, but calmed herself quickly and continued, "Well, I appreciate every kind of music. It's just that...I lean more towards the EDM, techno and hip hop side."
"Can you guys imagine Weiss doing 'Rap God'?" Yang interrupted.
The red and the black shook their heads in unison.
"I've heard her sing the entire song once. She nailed every second. Every. Second."
"...Stop looking at me, I will not do it in a Dear RWBY video."
"Aww. But you'll rap for us off camera, right? Right?" Ruby used her ultimate weapon - watery puppy eyes - which...had no effect on Weiss.
But little red wouldn't give up! In fact, she turned to her sister for help!
Upon receiving her beloved sister's signal, the blonde gave her a thumbs-up while turning to face Weiss.
"Yang no-"
"Weissy~"
"..." The heiress blushed and looked to the other side, "If we happen to go to a karaoke…"
"Alright guys!" Yang grinned as she pulled her teammates together into a group hug, "Let's wrap this up and head to one immediately!"
"Goddamnit Ya-"
-beep-
"I just realized that I forgot to answer your question, Boriva. My favorite music is also EDM, techno etc, basically anything fast and with insane beats. But occasionally I also enjoy blues!" The blonde's face appeared on the screen, "And my favorite song is the 'Blood Gulch Blues'!"
"Thank you guys for tuning in, and we'll see you next time." Blake smiled gently.
Meanwhile, Ruby was seen in the background pestering Weiss to rap a paragraph or two; she really couldn't suppress her curiosity.
The video ended with a picture of Weiss' head being photoshopped to Emin*m's 'Rap God' album cover. The legendary 'thug life pixel sunglasses' was edited to it too, covering the heiress' eyes.
End.
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Someone please photoshop that and send it to me! I...I don't know how to edit photos, so all I can do is to write it out and hope for kind souls to actually edit the photo.
I remembered seeing a fanart of Weiss doing Mom's Spaghetti and thought that it would be a pleasant surprise to make her a fan of...the kind of music that one did not expect she would like.
Anyway, I apologize if I have made any technical mistakes regarding music questions, as I'm not very good at it. What's your favorite music genre?
P.S. I'm sorry Boriva. The girls just wouldn't chill when they saw your name.
Until next time, guys!
FB: IBurn 'Tank' RWBY Fanfic Author, Pa-treon: Freelancer Tank.
I do not own RWBY.
Special thanks to:
Pearl Darkness.