Special thanks to:

Pearl Darkness.

Hello guys! It's already August! Yeah, time flies by doesn't it...another year is going to be over in...four months. It's four months right? Despite being Asian, my maths was never good.

(Note: This chapter was written in August.)

Okay I'm getting off topic. I'll just end it here. Anyway, hope this chapter puts a smile on your face!

I do not own RWBY.

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Start.

"Welcome to another Dear RWBY guys! It's the twentieth episode!" Ruby Rose threw up both her hands in excitement, "Yay!"

"If you exclude the specials...yes it is the twentieth episode. Or videos. Or chapters. However you want to call it." Blake said nonchalantly.

"And how many subscribers have we gained?" Their leader turned to her sister.

Said sister took the heiress' scroll, which resulted a 'hey!' from the latter. She then replied, "Eighty-two."

"That's…"

"Not a big number." Weiss said.

"Why do we have so little…?" Ruby's voice wavered with a hint of shock, "Are we doing something wrong…?"

"Maybe because we don't post that often." Blake tried to cheer little red up.

"It's okay, Rubes." Yang, the big sister of the group had a sunshine grin on her face as she pulled her teammates together with her strong arms, "It's okay, everyone! It's okay as long as the eighty-two people are happy! It's okay as long as they smile watching our vlogs after a really bad day!"

"You sure are positive." Weiss smiled gently and leaned closer to the blonde that was radiating energy.

"And that's what I really like about you~" Blake tried to imitate the heiress by making dramatic poses and talking in a higher pitched voice. She then immediately switched back to her usual monotone and said, "Gay."

"Why you!"

"Thanks a lot, Yang." Ruby interrupted, "Well, we actually don't post that often. That must be it. I don't think our humor is lacking…"

"Also…" The dragon released the girls, "It's probably because of the famous White Rose and Bumblebee. Majority of the fanbase chooses that over us, Freezerburn and Ladybug. People tend to not read stories with ships they don't like."

"The poor fourth wall…"

"There's too much mainstream ships out there." Yang crossed her arms and nodded, "We need to give Freezerburn and Ladybug some love!"

At this exact moment, Ruby's scroll had a notification sound, startling all of Team RWBY (she always adjust the volume to max because she got scolded by Weiss multiple times for not picking up). The blonde was the first to recover from the sudden surprise, so she grabbed said scroll and tried to look what the notification was about.

"Oh, she sent it in the group chat. Weiss, Blake, you guys muted your scrolls didn't you?"

"We didn't want to disturb the recording." The Monochrome pair said simultaneously.

"Sorry…" Little red apologized.

"Well...you don't have to. It seems like she knows. Look!" Yang showed her sister's scroll to the camera and it wrote:

IBurn: I sent this because I know one of you is gonna forget to turn the notification off! Include me in your video guys! Hehehe…

Well, I just want to say...long live Freezerburn!

Disclaimer: I'm not trying to start a shipping war here okay. Everyone has their preferences, it's just...well...this series is about Freezerburn and Ladybug. Please don't fight over ships, it's like a pencil without the lead.

The message ended there with Ruby slightly confused, "Pencil without the lead?"

"Pointless." Weiss face-palmed, "That was a terrible joke."

"Oh...oh!"

"I don't understand a thing of what you just said about the ships, but I assumed that you've totally forgotten about the question." The heiress then continued.

"Ah…"

"It's my turn to read." Blake grabbed the scroll from her partner and read the question out loud, "AntonSlavik020 asked...Hey Ruby, when you called Blake's ears cute at the docks was that your indirect way of flirting with her?"

Little red blushed upon hearing the question while her sister was trying her best to recall the incident. Well, our muscle woman wouldn't be able to remember something that happened such a long time ago, right?

"Yes." Blake smirked, making Ruby's face even redder.

-camera cut-

"OBSERVER01 asked...Dear RWBY, my question is to Yang, what is the workout routine you use to be so strong? And whose hair between the four of you is the best?" The screen now showed a certain heiress reading a viewer's question.

"Allow me to explain." The dragon crossed her arms and grinned, "Because the previous answer is way too short (gay), we've decided to take in one more question. Also, my workout routine? Hehe, are you ready for this?"

"Oh no not again-"

"100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10km run EVERY SINGLE DAY!" Yang Xiao Long interrupted her sister as she shouted.

This had earned a face-palm from a certain Faunus.

"But fair warning...unless if you're me, you're gonna get bald pretty soon."

Weiss ignored the three of them, "And whose hair is the best?"

"Weiss."

"Weiss."

"Weiss."

The heiress blushed immensely as her mouth kept opening and closing, unable to find a single word to retort. She then just stomped off without saying anything.

"Just kidding, it's mine." Yang puffed out her chest, "Even after the 100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats, and a 10km run EVERY SINGLE DAY! I still have hair. Long and gorgeous blonde hair. It's my victory."

-beep-

"Well that's it for this...twentieth vlog!" The winner with long and gorgeous blonde hair grinned at the camera.

"Weiss is hiding in the closet, so she won't be coming out of it to greet you viewers. It's just us." Blake smirked.

"Look forward to the next vlog guys! Bye!" Ruby waved as the vlog ended.

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Weiss better be coming out of the closet soon. I mean, she's gonna get thirsty if she stayed in there for too long! Right? Right?

Maybe I should rename myself to IBurnMyselfAllTheTimeBecauseISuckSoMuchAtMakingPuns. (Do you guys understand it anyway?)

Okay, see you next time!

FB: IBurn 'Tank' RWBY Fanfic Author, Pa-treon: Freelancer Tank.

I do not own RWBY.

Special thanks to:

Pearl Darkness.