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Pearl Darkness.

Please note that the update schedule for Dear RWBY is random!

I do not own RWBY.

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Dear RWBY #21

Start.

The screen showed Team RWBY sitting on the floor at the center of their dorm at their usual position; the couples were sitting together instead of the 'RWBY' arrangement.

"Hey guys! Welcome to another Dear RWBY!" Ruby Rose said. She did not appear to be as energetic as usual.

"Yay!" Her sister was in a similar state.

"Yay…" The Monochrome pair spoke in unison.

"I'm sorry guys we're all tired from our landing strategy practice." The leader shook her head.

"I can't believe Ozpin launched us off a cliff again!" Yang said; her tone wasn't exactly angry, "Though it wasn't much of a problem."

"Yeah except this time, we don't actually land, because beyond the cliff was the freaking ocean!" Blake slammed the floor hard.

"It's so difficult to believe that you can't swim." Weiss said nonchalantly.

That caused the Faunus to let out a heavy sigh, "I can swim. I just...hate being submerged in water. Let alone the freaking ocean!"

"Be grateful, viewers." The blonde closed her eyes and nodded several times, "It's not everyday that you see a Belladonna this agitated."

Said Belladonna scowled at her partner.

"It's your turn now, Belladonna!" The heiress had an evil grin on her flawless face, "Finally, after all this time! After all the teasing you've done to me!"

"Is it because you're a ca-"

"Yang no-"

-beep-

Yang Xiao Long, now being wrapped around in Blake's ribbon like a cocoon with only her head visible spoke, "Welp, Blake's gone and Ruby is after her. So I asked for help from two amazing people!"

"I'm not standing on your side this time." Weiss turned to look at her girlfriend who was lying on the floor, "I'm not sitting on your side either."

"Pft!"

"Let's just get this over with." The heiress said, "Who did you call by the way?"

"Sure, anything for you babe." The dragon winked at her while saying the lines with a seductive voice, ignoring the question from the most beautiful person in Remnant.

"That sounds kind of leeeeeewd!" A bubbly voice was heard as the door to Team RWBY's dorm opened. Two people walked in with the ginger at the front, swinging her arms furiously at the Freezerburns.

"So what do you need us for?" Lie Ren closed the door as they made their way to sit down beside the princess and the captured dragon.

"Why, the vlog of course! We're two people short." Yang answered.

"I bet you did something that makes them mad didn'tcha?" Nora Valkyrie nudged the blonde with her elbow, "Alrighty! What kind of question did you guys receive? Is it about pancakes? If it's about pancakes then-"

"Ren, would you read the question in Blake's spot?" Weiss handed the man her partner's scroll. The owner purposely left it here before chasing after the Faunus who stomped away in anger.

"Of course." Ren cleared his throat before continuing, "Snoogenz asked, Dear RWBY, does Yang have her prosthetic arm? If so would she try the Shining Finger Sword from G Gundam? Look it up."

"Prosthetic arm? Why would she have one?" The heiress asked; her tone full of curiosity.

"Hey, Snoogenz, no spoilers!"

"You got a prosthetic arm? Arm wrestle me, c'mon!" The ginger flexed her muscles.

"Nora, she doesn't have one." Ren said in a monotone.

"Yeah, this is an alternate universe! If you guys want to see me with a prosthetic arm, go watch the show in another universe!"

Weiss straight up ignored her lover when she started spouting nonsense. She then turned to Ren and asked, "So what is this...Shining Finger Sword?"

"It's from a mecha anime. Here." The man took out his scroll from his pocket and searched for videos showing what it was.

A sentence then appeared in the middle of the screen with a strange voice narrating it:

A few moments later.

"I don't think she would try that." The screen showed Weiss' face again as she answered the question.

"Me neither."

"Aww I want to see it though."

"Our technology isn't that advanced yet, Snoogenz." Yang smirked.

Ren turned to face the blonde as soon as she finished her sentence and asked, "Do you want us to get you out of the...restraint?"

"Oh I'm into bond-"

-beep-

"And we're done! Does this mean I can have pancakes now? Ren?"

"Weiss is trying to teach Yang a lesson at the moment, so we're saying goodbye for them." The man smiled, "See you all next time."

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When I drafted this, it was like...400 words. But after I actually finish writing, it became over 700 words. I blame my brain.

Anyway, thanks for reading until the end! Stay strong and PLUS ULTRA everyone! Until next time!

FB: IBurn 'Tank' RWBY Fanfic Author, Pa-treon: Freelancer Tank (There won't be much stuff on Pa-treon since I'm working on original stuffs).

Once again, I do not own RWBY. Nor Gundam.

Special thanks to:

Pearl Darkness.