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Pearl Darkness.

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Another quick update, yay! I tried my best. Please praise me. I mean, a week is quick right? Right?

Jokes aside, this is going to be a short chapter as well. Enjoy!

(I wrote that before I start writing and it turned from 400 words in my draft to 1k words now including the A/N.)

NOTE: I might be on a business trip for about a week in October, so updates in October will be slow.

I do not own RWBY.

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Dear RWBY #23

Start.

"Hey guys! Welcome to another Dear RWBY!" Ruby Rose did their usual greeting.

"We've been filming a lot more often now, did you notice?" Yang winked as she squeezed her arms, deepening her cleavage, "It's kind of tiring for us as well as our sponsor, but we all think that our effort is worth it!"

"Yang what the fish are you doing."

"Why giving out some fan-service of course, Blakey."

"I've looked at the question that we're answering today, and someone please tell me it's not my turn to read it." Weiss ignored black and yellow and turned to her partner.

Battle partner.

"Why are you- Oh." Little red came to a stop as she checked the question they were supposed to read out loud today.

The Faunus took a peek at Ruby's scroll and said, "Why do you enjoy bashing her so much?"

"It's not bashing, it's just...she likes to ask absurd question."

"No worries Weiss, because I am the one reading it!" Ruby puffed out her chest and cleared her throat before speaking, "LastOrder asked...Dear RWBY, what's the scariest Grimm have you seen so far? P.S. for the best leg in Remnant, you do private investigating as a sideline huh, smirks, you sly little fox."

"Wow the best leg competition...how long ago was that?" Yang buttoned up her jacket a little (note: Since the new year chapter, they've been wearing their volume five outfit), "And fan-service done."

"See, I told you!"

"To be fair, her question wasn't absurd this time. Her statement was." Blake teased the heiress.

"I think she enjoys being bashed by you, babe."

"I told you to not call me- argh, fine!"

"What is she an 'M'?"

"Ruby! Where did you learn that word?!"

"Yang, stop glaring at me. She probably read my books without asking."

"Yang, just accept the fact that your sister has grown up."

"My innocent little Rubes…" The blonde covered her face with both her hands and pretended to sob.

"Ruby, I think you should go first." Weiss ignored her overly dramatic partner and asked her battle partner.

"The scariest Grimm I've seen so far is the Nuckelavee Grimm."

The entire room became silent just right after Ruby mentioned the name of the Grimm. The atmosphere was heavy.

"It was on our mission to Kuroyuri with Team JNPR wasn't it?" Blake was the first to break the silence, "It was an unpleasant incident."

A line appeared on the top left of the screen: Please remember that this is an AU guys.

"It was scary." Yang bit her lips, "The aura that thing emitted was enough to stun all of us. All of us."

"I think our answers will all be the same." Weiss said, "That thing was just...it was a whole new level compared to the Grimm we've always fought with. Even the Lancer Grimm wasn't as terrifying as it."

"But I'm glad that we pulled through." Ruby looked down and spoke in a somber tone, "And I'm glad that Ren can finally put down the burden he's been carrying for years."

"Yeah…" Everyone agreed.

"But none of the Grimm we encountered, not even the Nuckelavee, is scarier than Professor Goodwitch and Professor Ozpin after the food fight." Yang then said something completely out of expectation.

As if they were reminded of some horrifying incident, Team RWBY shivered and gulped before the screen turned black. With a sound of 'beep', it went back to their usual greeting at every end of their vlogs.

"Alright that's it! This episode might be a little...well, depressed, but that's our sincere answer." Their leader smiled, "See you guys next time!"

"Bye." The Monochrome pair spoke together.

"And if you guys are interested in seeing what the Professors made us do after the best day ever...you can read a story named 'Punishment' written by our beloved sponsor! Just be sure to check the ship tag before you start. You know, in case you don't like it." Yang winked at the camera again.

"What on Remnant is that?"

"That's what we call 'shameless self-promoting', Weiss. And fan-service." Blake answered.

"Huh?"

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It's been awhile since I wrote a fan-servicy chapter. It's really hard to write fan-services that are actually decent and not obnoxious, you know? Drawing them is an entirely different subject!

Kobayashi-san Chi no Maid Dragon is probably the only heavy fan-service anime that I love to death. Usually I don't enjoy them, but that series was an exception. I don't love it for the fan-service to be honest, nor the THICC thighs; I just love the warmth that it brings, seeing the characters of different species doing their best to live together. I'm sure a lot of people can relate to that. (P.S. The insert of fan-service was being done so right in that series that it's funny as heck)

Alright time to end this before I get too off-tracked.

Thank you for reading my story. Stay strong and PLUS ULTRA everyone, and until next time!

FB: IBurn 'Tank' RWBY Fanfic Author, Pa-treon: Freelancer Tank (once again, there won't be much stuff on there as I'm working on original content).

I do not own RWBY and Maid Dragon.

(Although I would very much like to own a personal maid who's also a dragon and will cook me her own tail)

Special thanks to:

Pearl Darkness.