Special thanks to:

Pearl Darkness.

I AM HERE!

Is it a more suitable intro compared to PLUS ULTRA? Or should I go full weeb and say 'WATASHI GA KITA!'?

Pft.

Jokes aside, it took me a lot of effort, but I managed to be one story/chapter ahead of my schedule. That is, until today. The request piece from a reader was extremely difficult for me to work on, and it took a lot of time - I even have to rewrite it because it just didn't feel right.

It was supposed to be done and published today instead of this chapter of Dear RWBY. In short, I need to work harder to catch up with the schedule again. Nevertheless, I hope you can enjoy it albeit it being short.

The request piece, I still need some time to work on it. Thank you for understanding.

I do not own RWBY.

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Dear RWBY #26

Start.

"Hello guys and welcome to another Dear RWBY!" Ruby Rose did their usual introduction; the team was in their usual position according to the prior setup.

"Yay!"

"Yay…" The Monochrome pair had their usual not-so-enthusiastic greeting.

"In other news, we're almost reaching a hundred followers now!" Their leader beamed in excitement.

"Let's celebrate when that happens guy!"

"Yang, we're not going to a bar, and we're not including any alcohol in our dorms."

"Aww babe, don't be so uptight!"

"Hey!"

"Can we just mention if briefly before we start answering question when that moment came?" Blake said in a monotone, "That will be my vote just in case Yang starts a voting section."

"You saw right through me Blakey!"

"I agree with Blake." The princess scowled. She paused for a moment before putting her hand near her chin, "That sounds weird to say…"

"You guys are such party poopers!" Ruby yelped, "We should celebrate it! Grand! Well maybe no alcohol but grand!"

"Okay then." The Faunus changed her mind immediately, "Whatever you say, Rubes."

"Aww Blake~"

"Too...fucking...gay…" The blonde attempted to shield her eyes from the blazing lesbians.

"I'm just going to ignore the gay you're emitting and start reading the question." Weiss said nonchalantly before grabbing Ruby's scroll, "HaloGoji75 asked, Dear RWBY, have any of you seen one of the Friday the 13th films?"

"Nope." Came the synchronized reply from the red, the black and the yellow.

"Nope." The white continued.

-beep-

"That's all we can get to today!" Ruby grinned cheerfully at the screen, "If you wish to ask us anything, feel free to just leave a a comment(review)!"

"I think this is even shorter than our shortest vlog ever." Blake commented.

"It's fine, it's fine!" Her partner gave two thumbs-up.

"Are we done yet? I need my beauty sleep." Weiss complained, "And I don't understand why are we always filming at night. Can't you do this a little earlier?"

"I think we've answered this on our second or third vlog." The Faunus shrugged.

"Aww princess don't you think the atmosphere is better at night? It's more relaxing!" Yang wrapped her hand around her girlfriend's shoulder, causing the latter's cheek to turn slightly pink.

"It's more romantic~"

"And hella' gay."

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(Dear readers, if you're too shy to leave a review publicly, but you wanna submit a question, just inbox me!)

Is this shorter than the shortest vlog ever? Well, you will never know!

Anyway, regarding the request piece, it will likely be released next week (earliest). It will definitely be out on October though.

Stay strong and PLUS ULTRA; until next time!

FB: IBurn 'Tank' RWBY Fanfic Author; Pa-treon: Freelancer Tank. Both with the same profile pictures.

I do not own RWBY.

Special thanks to:

Pearl Darkness.