Special thanks to:

Pearl Darkness

I AM HERE! Well I know I'm a little late but...here goes.

Enjoy!

Note: Pardon my lack of vocabulary/grammar mistakes (do tell me if you found it), I was really tired when I wrote this.

I do not own RWBY.

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Dear RWBY: Halloween Special II

Start.

"Heh-rawr guys! Welcome to another Dea- I mean, welcome to our second ever Halloween Special!" Yang greeted instead of her sister.

Team RWBY's dorm was dark and spooky; Halloween decorations like pumpkins, fake Grimm, skeletons etc could be seen around the room, although a certain heiress had refused her team's intention of turning her bed into a coffin. The four of them were wearing black cloaks that covered their entire bodies from head to toe to hide the costumes beneath, so only their faces were seen (they were standing this time instead of sitting on the floor like their usual vlogs). Plus, the dim lighting further increased the difficulty for the audience to take a good look at them. Between the four of them, only Blake was wearing a pair of sunglasses.

"Let's hope that the camera doesn't run out of focus."

"I'm so killing Yang after this." Weiss scowled, ignoring her partner's statement.

"Aw Weiss! Your costume really suits you though." Ruby chuckled.

"Yours suits you a lot as well, Rubes." The Faunus smiled, "It's cute."

Little red blushed at the bold statement.

"Great, we're starting off gay again." The heiress rolled her eyes.

"It's called fanservice." Blake said nonchalantly, "Besides, don't you think she's cute as well?"

As if she was answering her lover's expectation, Ruby Rose took off the black cloak and threw it onto the floor, revealing her Halloween costume. It was a green dinosaur costume, and she pulled the hoodie on to complete the look.

"Yep, my little sister is cute alright!"

"I...I'll admit that she is indeed adorable in that costume."

"Weiss, are you by any chance...jealous because Ruby got to wear the costume instead of you?"

"Wha- No! Blake Belladonna!"

"Don't worry babe, yours is plenty cute as well!"

Said babe blushed at the dragon's compliment.

"You can strip now, princess."

"Stop making suggestive...statements." Weiss sighed before elegantly taking off the black cloak. Underneath was a pink colored dress with simple designs. She also wore a golden crown.

"I think at this point people are going to know what we're playing as." Blake said.

"For the watchers, maybe." Yang shrugged, "They could directly look at our- I mean, Ruby and Weiss' revealed costumes. Things are a little difficult for the readers though. I mean there weren't much...descriptions coming from the author."

"Will you two please stop flirting and continue the vlog?"

"Aw, princess getting jelly~"

"Grr…"

Blake smirked at her successful attempt on teasing her teammate before taking off her cloak and the sunglasses. She was wearing a white colored dress with design that looked a little similar to Weiss'; she was wearing contacts with black scleras and white irises, as well as fake sharp teeth and a golden crown.

"I think your costume would suit Weiss' color theme more." Ruby commented, "But...it looks really good on you…"

"Why thank you~."

"Ugh, too bright! Tone it down girls, it's Halloween!"

"It's your turn, Yang." The heiress interrupted.

"Can't wait to see her in that costume eh?" Blake raised an eyebrow smugly.

"Will you stop?"

"No."

Weiss sighed.

"Star of the day!" The blonde took off her black cloak Jojo style as she yelled.

Our sun little dragon was wearing a black themed dress with a tortoise shell attached at her back, as well as a leather spiked choker and wrist bands. She also had the same crown that her partner was wearing, and two horns on her head.

"Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I'm Bowsette for tonight!"

"The author is truly shameless for putting us in costumes like these. I mean, Halloween costumes are supposed to be scary, not sexy."

"Blake, look at my nails." Yang raised her hand and showed her fingers at the scroll recording them, "They're scary for our useless lesbian, if you know what I mean."

"And who might that be?" A menacing voice was heard coming out of the supposedly graceful heiress.

-beep-

"I'm playing as Boosette."

"And I'm Yoshi!" Ruby raised her dinosaur hands.

"And bae- I mean, Weiss is playing as Princess Peach." Yang winked, paused for a little, then continued, "Aw c'mon guys, you must have seen this coming! These characters are all over the internet now!"

"I have never come across them, mind you." Weiss huffed, remembering how her teammates tried to explain to her about the origin of these characters a few days prior.

"Of course you have never come across them." Ruby said, "You surf the net for homework, we surf for memes. …That sounded weird."

"You stole your sister's line." Blake commented.

"Hehe…"

"Well, let's start answering questions before Princess Peach goes berserk on us."

"Hey!"

"After several discussion among the fellow members of Team RWBY, we have decided that we will only answer two questions for this vlog! Why you ask? Because this is the second time we're doing a Halloween Special, and since 'second' is also written as '2nd', the phrase contains the numeric value 'two', hence our decision of only taking in two questions. Plus, any more than that would be two much for us." Yang crossed her arms and nodded.

"That made zero sense." Weiss scowled.

"She's probably drunk."

"But I haven't seen Yang smuggling in any alcohol?"

"I mean the author, not your sister."

"What-?"

"Can we please get to the questions?"

"My turn to read." Bowsette (Yang) grabbed her sister's scroll and proceeded to read the question aloud, "OBSERVER01 asked...Dear Ruby, as in Ruby Rose, what sort of training did your uncle Qrow put you through? Also can you use your cuteness to get Weiss to sing Let It Go? Smiley face."

"I don't think Weiss perceives me as 'cute'."

"She said you were adorable when she spoke for the third time in this vlog."

The heiress blushed as she spoke, "I'm not singing 'Let It Go'. Not a chance."

"Aw~" Her three teammates spoke in unison.

"Hmph!"

"And what sort of training did Uncle Qrow put me through? Just the usual routine for everyone that studied in Signal Academy. But they were a little...fiercer. And faster."

"Sometimes I forget the fact that you're two years younger than us." The Faunus smiled, "Because of how good of a fighter you are."

"Aw Blake~"

"You two are extra gay this episode. Where did all that come from?"

"It was just a compliment, princess. Literally. I mean the fact that you're literally a princess now."

Said princess scowled.

"Want to know the routine that my dad put me through? Ahem… 100 push-"

A loud clash interrupted the blonde's fiery speech; all the girls' sight was focused on where it came from - the window. They went to check the black colored object out before resuming their vlog.

-beep-

"Mew...Shadowfang...asked...huff...Dear RWBY, I forgot my original question. Crud...Uh...have you managed to force...Weiss in pants yet? Oh, and could we get...more drunkle in these vlogs?" Qrow stood beside his red niece (who was green at the moment) as he read the question aloud, "Pft, I'm not drunk."

"Why didn't you come through the front door? Do you think that doors just exists without a reason? What are they built there for?"

"Why do you hate him so much, Weiss?"

"I don't hate him!"

"Your uncle beat her sister, Rubes."

"He did not!"

"In front of a crowd."

"That was a draw at best! Besides, why does everyone like to-"

"-Tease you in their questions?" The Faunus smiled smugly, "Well, your reactions are all we have to keep this series alive."

"Yeah, the author is really bad at writing comedy. And no, Mew Shadowfang. You see, even when she's cosplaying as another character...she still wears dresses." Yang answered.

"I told you she wanted to wear that Yoshi costume."

"Blake Belladonna!"

"I'm way too old for this."

-beep-

"Well that's all for this Halloween Special!" Bowsette (Yang) said, "The real reason that this is so short is because I need to take these fake nails off as soon as possible. You know, #uselesslesbian."

Weiss scowled.

Ruby giggled before speaking, "But in all seriousness, we (it's actually me, the author) are really worn out from the extra work and long study hours, so we decided to put our health first and shorten this special. Last but not least, if any one of you wanna ask us a question, just leave one in the comment (review) section below!"

"Yeah." Blake turned to the blonde after a slight pause, "I'm glad you value safe sex, Yang."

"We can totally continue recording if you guys want." Yang made a really Bowsette-like pose emphasizing her chest and mouth while showing off her nails, "I'm better with my tongue anyway."

"Yang Xiao-"

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I was hoping that it could reach 2k words, but...it didn't. Nevertheless, I hope you enjoy this.

I really like Bowsette's design. Fight me.

I'm not gonna say much in the A/N of this chapter so...stay strong and PLUS ULTRA everyone, until next time!

(P.S. I have gotten myself sinking deep into the wonders of Misaka Mikoto recently. I love her so much.)

FB: IBurn 'Tank' RWBY Fanfic Author, Pa-treon: Freelancer Tank, Email: battletank dot ff at gmail dot com.

I do not own RWBY. I also haven't watched the trailer and OP.

Special thanks to:

Pearl Darkness.