Special thanks to:
Pearl Darkness.
It's here! It's finally here! One hundred followers yay!
It is my first ever Freezerburn that has this amount of follows! Thank you everyone!
Anyway, let's get into the story. I wrote this without drafting it prior, so let's see how well I can do.
I do not own RWBY.
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Dear RWBY: 100 Followers Special
"Hello guys! Welcome to a very special episode of Dear RWBY!" Ruby Rose threw up both her hands and yelled in excitement.
Team RWBY, along with Team JNPR and Qrow were on the rooftop of their dorm holding a mini celebration - which the sisters initially protested because it wasn't 'grand' enough - but after seeing how well the preparation was, they settled down and accepted it. After all, the food, the decorations, the alcohols and the music were all single-handed set up by Team CFVY who couldn't make it to the celebration.
Everyone was either chatting, eating, or simply just standing there observing other people. The lighting was dim as the only source of light came from the scattered moon above.
"The Dear RWBY series had finally reached the first Milestone! Yay!" Yang grinned as she poured some unknown yellow-colored liquid into her glass.
"Thou shalt not repeat the same pun for two consecutive vlogs!" A cheerful male voice was heard hear the entrance.
"Dad-"
"Why are you here?" Qrow asked after taking a sip from his favorite metal flask.
"Why I can't be here? My daughters have achieved such wonderful feats! Of course I have to be here!" Taiyang Xiao Long said, camera on one hand and a dog on another.
"Arf!" Zwei barked, greeting his fellow human...friends.
"Looks like the entire crew is here!" Pyrrha giggled, "Save for Team CFVY."
Everyone nodded in agreement; although a certain drunkle and the cool dad didn't seem to be happy because they apparently didn't want to breath the same air as one another.
Unfortunately, their beloved sponsor IBurn couldn't attend the celebration due to some unforeseen circumstances, but the kind dragon had set her scroll up for a video call. Of course, IBurn's face wasn't shown on screen; in fact, it wrote 'voice only' on it.
"So to make this episode a little bit...more...special," Yang suddenly talked, prompting everyone to stop the chit-chat and pay attention to her, "We rented an expensive camera to shoot us instead of using my scroll, and we're going to have everyone here ask us a question!"
"Yeah!" Ruby made a gesture and pointed towards a pile of woods on a metal stand, "Yang is lighting that on fire later, so we can have our own 'Beacon-style campfire Q&A!"
"I must admit that this is a pretty good idea." Blake smiled gently.
"I agree." Weiss' lips curved upwards for a second before she put her hand near her chin and frowned, "That feels weird to say."
"Everyone can ask Team RWBY a question." A machine-like voice was heard from Yang's scroll, "If you're not interested in asking one, just read the questions submitted by the viewers!"
"I can't believe she doesn't even want to talk with her real voice." Weiss scowled, "What a jerk!"
"It's not like I'm too shy to talk with my voice or anything you idiot."
"And now she's going full weeb."
"Princess, stop bashing her will ya?" Yang put her arm around her girlfriend's shoulder, "Let's be happy today! C'mon let's get this started!"
And so everyone sat around the campfire.
"Whoever wants to read a question from the viewers instead, please raise your hand and we'll hand you Ruby's scroll." Blake said nonchalantly.
A mixture of 'okay' and 'alright' was heard immediately after.
"Why are you sitting beside me?" Qrow scowled at a certain blonde.
"I should be the one asking!" Taiyang retorted; he then put Zwei in between him and the drunkard.
"I'll start first!" Jaune put up his hand, "Gosh I'm sooooooo nervous right now!"
"It's not the first time you appear in our vlog right?" Blake asked.
"I know but...this is the first time I'm in from the beginning to the end…"
The Amazonian giggled at her leader's behavior.
"Do you want the scroll or…?"
"Nah I'm good...I'm good Ruby...so…" The blonde boy cleared his throat, "Dear RWBY, my question was not intended for you."
"Eh?" Everyone (other than Qrow who was drinking) questioned.
"It's for you." Jaune Arc turned to face his teammate who was sitting beside him, "Dear Pyrrha Nikos…"
The boy then took out a beautiful necklace made of ruby and emerald (no pun intended, I mean Emerald hasn't even appear in Dear RWBY yet), and handed it to the redhead, "Will you be my girlfriend?"
Pyrrha Nikos stared at the person she loved in disbelief; she covered her nose and mouth with her hands as tears started to roll from her eyes.
"I know I...I was dense and didn't...realize your feeling...I was so dumb and...but...will you...I mean...I love you! Will you accept my confession?" Jaune closed his eyes and said.
Everyone gasped as they waited for the redhead's answer.
"Of course!" Pyrrha wiped away her tears, "Of course, Jaune...I never would have thought that...you will confess to me...right in front of so many people…"
"Well...this is…I kind of want to confess to you but I just couldn't find the right moment...then Ruby came to me asking if we will attend this celebration...and I thought this is the perfect time since it…might be romantic..." His voice gradually lowered.
"Thank you." She smiled, "I love you too."
Squeals and clapping could be heard one second after Pyrrha's official answer, and Jaune Arc put the necklace on his girlfriend gracefully. The two indulged in a hug then, marking a special turn in their relationship.
"Congratulations, you lovebirds!" Nora yelled as she raised her cup, "A toast to Arkos!"
"Cheers!" Everyone did the same as the ginger.
"Congratulations, you two." IBurn interrupted; her voice was genuinely happy even though it sounded like a machine, "You're the last two to be in a relationship. You know, among everyone who is present now."
"You're talking about the kids right?" Qrow waved his metal flask around.
"Yes."
"Hehe...but Ren and I...are not...together-together." Nora blushed.
"So you don't want us to be together-together?" Ren smirked - a facial expression that the man rarely showed.
"Of course I w- wait!" The ginger stopped upon realization.
"That's so smooth, Ren." Yang wiggled her eyebrows.
"Congratulations to the second couple!" Ruby mimicked Nora's movement, "A toast!"
"Cheers!"
Smoke was coming out of Nora's head as her face turned red.
"I have been waiting for you to confess first." Ren chuckled, "But you never did."
"I...Then what's the point of all those things I've done in order to gain your attention?!"
"Well, you never actually say...or act the crucial part." The man said, "Since Jaune had worked up the courage to confess, I figured I'll stop pretending to be oblivious."
"Reeeeeeeen!"
That earned a laugh from everyone.
"Alright, now let's move onto the second person! Ask us anything!" Ruby half yelled, "Let's make tonight a blast!"
"Who wants to go second?" Yang turned to Pyrrha.
"That would be me then." The redhead smiled, "Though I don't really have a question for Team RWBY. Can I read a viewer's question?"
"Sure." Blake answered as she passed her lover's scroll to the Amazonian.
"OBSERVER01 asked, Dear Best Schnee Heiress-"
That triggered the sisters to laugh uncontrollably while Blake just covered her mouth, trying her best not to join the sisters. Said heiress was scowling though.
"If the rest of Team RWBY asked, would you perform a private solo convert for them? P.S. Thank you Blake for answering my question regarding Ninjas of Love, smiley face. P.P.S I sincerely wait for the rise of Remnant's future Supreme Overlady Weiss Schnee. All Hail Weiss!"
The rest of the people on the roof (again, save for Qrow) started laughing together with the sisters.
"No, Supreme Overlady Weiss Schnee will never hold a private concert for Team RWBY! Or anyone!" The heiress' face was red as a tomato.
"What about Yang?"
"That-"
"That's not fair." Blake teased her teammate, "Is that what you wanted to say?"
"What if it was?" Supreme Overlady Weiss Schnee crossed her arms.
"I think we already knew the answer, don't we all?"
"Fu-"
"Bae, language!" The blonde quickly covered the heire- Overlady's mouth.
Ruby wiped away the tears on her face as she held out her hand towards Pyrrha. The latter then returned the scroll to its owner..
"Alright, coming up!" Nora volunteered as she got ready to speak.
"Scroll or…?" Little red tilted her head.
"Yes please~"
And so she was handed the scroll that recorded the questions, "Since we practically saw each other everyday, I don't think we have much to ask! Anyway, here I go! Ah I've been wanting to read a question for ageeees!"
"Nora, please calm down." Ren patted his girlfriend.
"Treefrogger asked, so my question is that if Roman or any of the White Fang were to kill one of your teammates how would you react? Also - plays Undertale OST Bonetrousle - volume one...there's six zeros here."
"One million."
"Thank you Ren~ Volume one million powerful enough to crack glasses." Nora handed the scroll back, indicating that the question was over.
"Laaaaame!" Yang shouted, showing her glass nearer to the camera, "Look, the glass still hasn't cracked! Hah! And if our teammates were killed? I would avenge them of course!"
"Roman ain't gonna kill us." Weiss raised an eyebrow, ignoring the hyper blonde. She then smiled smugly while making a sinister expression, "He's a pussy."
"W-Weiss? Are you okay?" Ruby looked genuinely worried about her friend.
"Yang, did you feed her alcohol?" Blake turned to her partner and questioned.
"A little." She admitted immediately, "Just swapped our drinks when she wasn't looking. That was like...literally a minute ago."
"Is that how drunk Weiss acts?" Ren asked the dragon.
"Yep. Unexpected eh? She doesn't go around singing and taking off her clothes when she's buzzed. She became the Supreme Overlady Weiss."
"Quiet, peasant!" The Overlady slammed the floor, "Do not belittle me!"
That triggered everyone to laugh again; including Qrow. It was entertaining for the man to witness his rival's sister behaving like this.
"And White Fang?" Weiss hiccuped, then turned to Blake, "I don't know about the new White Fang, but the old one led by Adam? Just a bunch of punching bags."
"Hey bae, that's a little over-"
"It's not." Blake spoke with a complicated expression, "They're indeed weak. And so was I."
"That's correct." The Overlady's face then broke into a sincere and sweet smile, "And now that you're with us, and you're not who you once were anymore. You have Ruby. You have Yang. And you have me~"
"Awww~"
The Faunus turned away, trying her best to stop the overflowing tears after hearing her teammates' words. The sober Weiss was too stubborn to say anything heartfelt to all of them, but under the influence of alcohol, she easily spoke her heart. And she genuinely loved Blake, albeit the differences they had in their past.
"There, there." Ruby patted her lover's back.
"Are we gonna continue with Weiss being...in that state?" Jaune asked.
"Of course! Ren? You going?" Yang pointed at Ruby's scroll.
"Of course." The man smiled and proceeded to read the question aloud after receiving the scroll, "Demetrion asked, Dear RWBY, it's been quite a while since you had started your vlog. Actually, it has been over a year, so congratulation with the milestone."
"Hehe, Milestone."
"Yang for fuck's sake, stop."
"Bae, language!"
"...Now the question: what are your impressions about it so far? How does it feel, having your own audience, diligent fans and haters? And had your vlog achieve its initial goal? Providing you resident princess-in-exile with the noteworthy source of income, that is."
"Well, the income is indeed little." Weiss answered using her Overlady persona (she's still drunk), "But it is sufficient for us to carry on with our lives."
"Weiss, we make quite an amount." Ruby rolled her eyes, "I know those are nothing in the eye of an heiress to the biggest company in the world, but it's a fortune for us."
"I think we've talked about our income in a previous vlog." Blake interrupted, "So we'll answer the other part. We seldom, if not never referred to our viewers as 'fans'."
"Yep." The dragon continued, "We're not celebrities, so to us, viewers are viewers rather than fans. As for haters though…"
"I can't expect everyone to obey me." The Supreme Overlady did a hairflip, "But fuck the haters."
"Weiss please…"
"She's so interesting like this." Pyrrha commented, trying to suppress her giggle.
"Our initial goal was to earn money so...yeah, we've achieved it." Ruby said, "And we even have a sponsor!"
"Hello."
"A shameless sponsor!" Weiss slammed the ground with her hand, whined in pain and pointed at Yang's scroll, "I have had enough with your shamelessness!"
"Ouch! Her Ice Majesty, that hurt. I'm not being sarcastic. I don't mean your hand; I mean my heart."
"Hmph!"
"Do I get to ask a question too?"
"Let me close this up!" Little red grinned and made a peace sign at IBurn, "We really love doing this series. Money isn't the only motivation we have; we feel a great sense of achievement by brightening up someone's day. We received a lot of letters, comments or messages from the viewers about how they felt better after a bad day watching us act like gay idiots. It's worth it! I know things might be tough for everyone, so Yang in there, and live life to the fullest!"
"Woo!" Everyone squealed and clapped at the speech; although a certain blonde did it for different reasons.
"Alright, you can go now, IBurn!" Ruby said.
"Dear RWBY, I have heard of a question from a certain big breasted YewTuber a few months ago that was left unanswered and still bother me to this day. She asked 'If a fujoshi and a fudanshi got married, and they have a child who's a futanari, will that child be placed under fujoshi, or fudanshi?'"
"What kind of absurd question is that?!" Weiss yelped.
"Oh, she's back."
"Welcome back, Weiss."
"Huh?"
"She snapped out of it."
Team JNPR chuckled at Team RWBY's interactions.
"What's a fu..what?" Taiyang spoke.
"Mr. Xiao Long, generally, a fujoshi is a girl who likes BL or GL stories."
"BL? GL?"
"Boy's Love." Ren commented.
"And a fudanshi is a boy who likes...the same things."
"Does GL stand for Girl's Love?"
"That is correct." A pause, "Wait, are you aware of your daughters' relationships?"
"Of course I am!" Taiyang said, "I always knew my daughters were gay!"
"Your eldest daughter is dating a useless lesbian, and your younger daughter is dating me."
"Blake Belladonna!" Said useless lesbian yelled (Sorry I couldn't resist this joke).
The cool dad laughed merrily as he revealed some of the girls' backstory, "When you girls were kids, you yelled 'I wanna marry Ashley when I'm older!' when you saw her on the TV. Both of you."
"I mean Ashley is hot, can you help it?" Yang shrugged.
"She's engaged though." Blake said.
"With a person that really sounded like dad right?" Ruby turned to her father, "Are they married yet?"
"Not sure 'bout that." Taiyang mimicked his eldest daughter.
"Hmm…"
"You guys are straying toooooo far away from the question!" Nora spoke. Ren was trying his best to stop her from drinking alcohol.
"Wait, there's another fu...kind of term right? That you mentioned?"
"Futanari. People with both parts."
"What?!" Taiyang's voice cracked.
"I think if they like BL, then they're to be placed under fujoshi; if they like GL, then fudanshi?" Ruby turned to Blake.
"There are boys who likes BL and girls who like GL as well." The Faunus smiled, "I mean, have you ever seen Yang's secret stash?"
"BLAKE!"
"Such questionable question…" Jaune said.
"I think they'll be classified as Futa-nshi."
"Yang no-"
-beep-
"Wew. Still alive." The blonde said, surprisingly still in one piece after the outburst earlier.
"I think that was a genius answer."
"Why thank you, IBurn." Yang had a shit-eating grin on her face, "Praising yourself eh?"
"Couldn't resist to."
"Right! Now we have dad and Uncle Qrow left!"
"You heard that punk?" Taiyang glared at his former teammate, "She said my name first. She called her dad before her uncle."
"Dad, please…"
"Well, throw me the scroll." Qrow ignored the man and caught the scroll thrown to him by his niece, "OBSERVER01...again, asked, Dear RWBY, if Blake and Ren were to have a no holds barred match, who would win?"
He then scowled a little before continuing, "P.S. I think I just saw Headmaster Ozpin selling Team RWBY, JNPR and CVFY plush dolls for fifty liens right across the street I walked by an hour ago. Needless to say I bought one of each with a free Zwei plushie. You gals might want to collect royalties from the headmaster."
"Another source of income!" Yang's did a fist pump and she was literally on fire.
"A ninja versus ninja no holds barred match huh?" Jaune looked at both ninjas, "The result is hard to say."
"Battle-wise, I think Blake has the upper hand." Weiss said calmly; she had totally forgotten about her Overlady act a while ago.
"Battle-Weiss."
The heiress groaned at the Faunus' pun. Surprisingly, Yang was the only one pumped up about the royalties, as the other students, plus the two adults and dog were engaging in a discussion about the viewer's question.
"Ren has an advantage if it's in a place with plenty...places to hide." Nora said, "However, I think that Ren will win!"
"Blake will win!" Ruby defended her kitty.
"Ren!"
"Blake!"
"Ren!"
"Blake!"
"I think Blake will win." Pyrrha politely stopped the both of them, "During the food fight, it was obvious that Blake is better at frontline battles. Ren is good in ambush-kind of battle."
"I agree."
"Same."
"Well since the both of them agree to that…" Jaune looked at Ren and Blake who just spoke.
Meanwhile, a certain dragon was still yelling about royalties.
-beep-
"So I'm the last one!" Taiyang couldn't sit properly - he as too excited to ask her daughters and their girlfriends a question.
"Dad, please refrain from asking private questions okay?" Ruby said.
"Of course sweetie!" The man cleared his throat before asking, "Dear RWBY - and her friends, are all of you happy with your current life?"
"...Huh?"
"That's it?"
"Yep!" The smile on Taiyang's face was bright like the sun.
"Well, are we?" Yang asked as she nudged nearer to her teammates and give Jaune a look. The latter then nodded as he did the same - the both of them then extended their hands to pull their teammates together in a group hug. Being the tallest person in their group respectively was an advantage.
Sounds of laughter filled the night as Team RWBY's 100 followers special vlog came to an end.
-Static noise-
Voice only.
"I am sad that I'm not a part of the group hug." Said IBurn, "However, I asked the girls to edit this part into the video. I just wanted to thank everyone who took time to read and even review this silly series that I started on a whim. To be honest, I wasn't surprised when my other mini series, named 'Brilliant Silver, Burning Lilac and Sexy Gold' got over 100 followers. That story was a...proper story compared to this one, and it has a popular ship. I was inactive in the past and a certain viewer told me 'Of course you can't get a lot of followers on this series, you don't update often!' And that encouraged me to go beyond and PLUS ULTRA! I do my best to update as often as I can. Alright, enough ranting! Until next time!"
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I think IBurn's rant at the end of this vlog covered the ending A/N, so I'm not gonna say much here hehe.
Did I do well on a chapter that I just wrote without planning beforehand?
Also, all of them asked a question right? Did I miss anyone?
What? I was not drunk when I wrote this.
EDIT: MewShadowfang, your review on the last chapter had foreseen the heteros joke. It seems like you've discovered your semblance!
FB: IBurn 'Tank' RWBY Fanfic Author, Pa-treon: Freelancer Tank, Email: battletank dot ff at gmail dot com.
I do not own RWBY.
Special thanks to:
Pearl Darkness.