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Pearl Darkness.

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Well...let's get into the story.

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Dear RWBY #29

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"Hello guys! Welcome to another Dear RWBY!" Ruby Rose did the usual greeting.

"Ey!" Her sister mimicked her, "Some dumb huntsmen accidentally cut the main cable so our net is really slow these few days! That being said, the quality of our videos might be low due to the net being unstable to process the resolution."

"Bk42bk42 said, ok, I have a new question, but first you all can just call me BK as the name is meant to annoy people because I like trolling them. Here is the question: if you all had to choose a secondary weapon for if you lose your main one, like Weiss did against the Boarbatusk back in Port's class, what would it be? I would personally use a gun-shield along side my whip-blade."

"Getting straight to the point eh, princess?" Blake commented.

"Pft, she's never straight." Their leader assisted the Faunus.

The heiress growled at them while her dear little dragon defended her, "Guys, stop bullying her!"

"If I lose my main weapon, I'll just use a sword!" Ruby straight up ignored the blonde, resulting a 'hey!' from her, "You know, kinda like Penny's swords. Light and short, but extremely sharp and durable! Plus, I know how to use them thanks to Uncle Qrow!"

"How did the viewer know about my fight with the Boarbatusk?"

"Ssh bae, don't question it!"

"Whatever. And stop calling me bae will you?"

"Depends~"

"Weiss is extra kind today."

"Shush, Ruby Rose!" The heiress cleared her throat, then answered, "I will use a lance I guess. If functions...well, fundamentally the same way as my rapier, though I am not a hundred percent sure, having to not receive any training."

"I would want something sharp and light, like Penny's sword." Blake gave her lover a look, "Or maybe I will go full ninja and use a Kodachi."

"But you look more like a mafia boss with this costume." Ruby giggled, "You should use a machete!"

"Most of them use guns, Ruby." Weiss said nonchalantly.

"Junior's boys use blood red machetes. Make it black and it'll suit you, Blakey!"

"Blood red machetes...why does that sound so familiar?" The brunette raised an eyebrow.

A line appeared on screen with a weird voice narrating it: A few moments later.

"Ah! It was the men I fought right before enrolling in Beacon!"

"Yeah Rubes." Her sister closed her eyes and nodded, "You gotta thank them for being assholes in that old man's shop. You wouldn't have been able to show off and got noticed by Ozpin otherwise!"

So...I should thank...Junior?"

"More like Roman." Blake answered.

"That-"

"I think he's trying his absolute best to beat you, but fail every single time." Yang continued.

-somewhere cold and wet-

"I will...win! I will win! The next time! For sure!" A drenched and stinky Roman Torchwick yelled as he attempted to dry off his precious hat.

An ice-cream themed girl stood beside him, holding a sign that said: Yes of course!

"But seriously Neo...how did we end up here?"

Sign: Planting dynamites in the sewer under their dorm was a bad idea after all.

"Dammit! Just you wait, Ruby Rose!" The man's sound echoed in the deep sewer.

-camera switched back to Team RWBY in their dorm-

"Yang, you haven't answered the question." Weiss said.

"Oh, right. Well, since my weapons are technically my arms, I don't have to use a secondary weapon unless if I lose my arms hohoho!"

-beep-

"We have reached the end of vlog hashtag twenty-nine! Leave a comment (review) if you wanna ask us anything!" Ruby was jumping around in excitement, "If you're too shy, you can message us instead!"

"Since IBurn had a lot of screen time in our last vlog, she's not gonna appear at all in this episode!" The blonde crossed her arms and said.

"Absolutely shameless."

"So she toned down our gay and fourth wall breaking, but increased the amount of shameless jokes?" Blake raised an eyebrow and smirked.

"I know right! Such a shameless person." Yang pretended to be angry.

"Much shameless."

"Totally shameless."

"Guys, stop."

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Well, what can I do? The girls love me. That's their way of showing affection.

Stay strong and PLUS ULTRA; until next time!

FB: IBurn 'Tank' RWNY Fanfic Author, Pa-treon: Freelancer Tank, Email: battletank dot ff at gmail dot com.

I do not own RWBY.

Special thanks to:

Pearl Darkness.