Special thanks to:

Pearl Darkness.

I apologize in advance for the boredom of this chapter. I just couldn't think of any funny answers!

I do not own RWBY.

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Dear RWBY #33

Start.

"Hello and welcome to another episode of Dear RWBY!" Ruby Rose yelped in excitement.

"Yay~!" Her sister mimicked her movements.

"Jyoster asked, Dear RWBY: If a giant monster (Like Godzilla for example) were to suddenly attack Vale, do you think you guys can face it on your own or would you need the whole school to take it on?" Weiss spoke immediately as soon as she got a hold of her partner's scroll.

"Not wasting any time eh?" Blake raised an eyebrow, "Must be impatient to spend time and do something with Yang later."

"I'm not going to fall for that again." The heiress replied in a calm demeanor.

"Aw."

"Aw."

"Aw~"

"S-Shut up!" The girl yelled at her teammates who ganged up on her.

"There we go." The Faunus smirked.

"Hmph!"

"Welp, with the help of Team JNPR, I think it's safe to say that we can handle fighting giant monsters." Ruby answered.

"After all, when our enemies have an army, we have a Nora." Yang closed her eyes and nodded.

-beep-

"Hello again! We're taking on a second question because the last one was too short - and since they were being asked by the same person…"

The dragon backed her sister up by giving a thumbs-up at the screen, then said, "Feels strange isn't it? Reading this story with me still being the old me, while in the series I behave...not quite like this. Such a contrast eh? Which version of me do you like better?"

"What the fish are you doing." Blake rolled her eyes.

Ruby coughed to interrupt, "Ahem...Jyoster, again - asked...Dear RWBY: There is an upcoming Tournament that I know of, called 'Super Smash Brothers'. Here, some of the best fighters come to compete. Some are known to jump incredible heights; some have controls over the elements; having amazing agility, and can have so many weapons that Ruby could pass out. These fighters can prove to be challenging; there's even a trio that consists of a dog, a duck, and a sharpshooter; wait I'm getting off track…"

The girl took a deep breath before continuing, "Anyways, I ask you this: if you would ever get a chance to participate, would you? P.S. Congratulations for the new couples. Have a good day."

"Thank you!" Yang exclaimed.

"No, we're not participating in this." The Monochrome pair spoke together.

"Aw why not?" Ruby's eyes sparkled like gems, "I mean they have weapons...weapons! So many weapons I could pass out! I am totally in!"

"Count me in too, Rubes." Yang wiggled her eyebrows while making a smug expression, "After all, I'd like to Super Smash Wei-"

Before the blonde could finish, the heiress had already drop-kicked her so hard she kissed the floor as a loud bang was heard.

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Man that was a cliche ending. Almost as cliche as many other overused jokes in anime with tsunderes. Note: I dislike tsunderes generally. The only tsundere I like is Weiss...and Mikoshiba Mikoto maybe; while the only tsundere I love is Misaka Mikoto.

Why are most tsunderes named Mikoto?

Just kidding, I don't think Suou Mikoto is a tsundere. He's more like (spoilers) a tsun-dead-re. Hahaha haha ha…cries.

Thank you for reading my story.

Disclaimer: I was not high when I wrote this.

FB: IBurn 'Tank' RWBY Fanfic Author, Pa-treon: Freelancer Tank, Email: battletank dot ff at gmail dot com.

I do not own RWBY.

Special thanks to:

Pearl Darkness.