Special thanks to:
Pearl Darkness.
I do not own RWBY.
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Dear RWBY #34
Start.
"Hello world!" Ruby Rose waved at the screen as if she was on a stage surrounded by millions of people.
"What's with that idol-like greeting?" The heiress retorted.
"Then you think of a better one!"
"And!" Weiss straight up ignored her partner, "Why is he here?!"
"Why am I here?!" Qrow Branwen exclaimed. They were all sitting on the floor with the man in the middle, separating Freezerburn and Ladybug.
"We read the question and knew that you had to be here to answer this question! Together with us!" Yang gave her uncle a thumbs-up.
Weiss and the man both sighed in sync.
"Go ahead, Yang." Blake, who had been watching her teammates and the drunkle, finally spoke.
"OBSERVER01 asked...Dear RWBY, what are the most challenging video games any of you have ever played?" The blonde read the question aloud.
"Kung Fu Ninja Slayer Ultimate Jet Battle 3!" Little red answered almost immediately.
"Yeah!" Her sister continued, "The second one was a fighting game (please refer to Dear RWBY #6), but the third one turned into a first person action-adventure game!"
"We brought Qrow here because he actually beat the game." The Faunus said nonchalantly, "Makes you wonder if he's really out on missions most of the time."
"Hey now, I excel at doing my work, okay?" Qrow got up, grabbed his trademark metal flask from his pocket and took a sip, "Now, enjoy your girly chat while the old man head out to carry out his missions."
"Aw. He left." Ruby pouted, "But really, he needs to spend hours to beat that game. How would he have time to do it?"
"All the answers to Uncle Qrow's mysteries lies within our basement (Please refer to Yang's Second Vlog)." Yang closed her eyes and nodded, "And like that gag of Att*ck on T*tan, we might never get to see it."
(Note: all the words with the '*' sign were bleeped out as the video played.)
"Huh?"
"I don't play video games." The heiress interrupted the sisters.
"Weiss might be a tsundere on...you know, denying her love for anime-"
"Hey!"
"-But she's telling the truth when she said she doesn't play any video games." Ruby said.
"Yeah, she tried once, but couldn't figure out how to open the menu and rage quit after two minutes." The blonde tried to suppress her laughter, "Then she vowed to never, ahem, waste her precious time on video games again."
"Yang Xiao Long!"
"For me, the most challenging video game is definitely Ninjas of Love: More One Night."
"That's an ero game isn't it." Yang commented.
"Yep."
"How shameless!"
"Well, OBSERVER01," The leader smiled as she spoke, "Sorry to disappoint you but we (and IBurn) don't play much video games, so we can't provide you an answer you were expecting?"
"Both IBurn and I will be really happy if you get the reference of Weiss being unable to open the menu~"
"Stop bringing that up!"
-beep-
"Leave a comment if you wanna ask us anything!" Ruby waved the the screen; this time a lot less idol-like, "And thanks for watching us!"
"Please stop asking us absurd question." Weiss scowled.
"Why not? It's fun." Blake smirked at the often-agitated princess.
"We don't play video games a lot, but we do play a lot of gaymes!" A certain dragon said while wiggling her eyebrows rapidly.
"Goddamnit Yang-"
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I'm sorry, OBSERVER01. I am extremely not knowledgeable about games. Let me list off every games I have ever played since I was born - and this does not only include video games: Pokemon Yellow, Chrono Trigger, fucking Cat Mario, Devil May Cry 4, Devil May Cry 3 but stuck at the floating giant worm thingy because I suck, Need For Speed Demo Version because I don't really like cars, Dragon Nest SEA, Love Live SIF, some flash games on y8, and Digimon battle on a playstation or something, I don't know what it's called. My relative let me play together with them.
Yeah that's pretty much it. My knowledge on games and gaming consoles is like Misaka Mikoto's knowledge on lingeries.
Anyway, I hope you enjoy this. Stay strong and PLUS ULTRA; until next time.
FB: IBurn 'Tank' RWBY Fanfic Author, Pa-treon: Freelancer Tank, Email: battletank dot ff at gmail dot com.
I do not own RWBY.
Special thanks to:
Pearl Darkness.