Special thanks to:

Pearl Darkness.

I apologize in advance for failing to answer such...difficult to answer...question.

I do not own RWBY.

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Dear RWBY #36

Start.

"Hello! Welcome to another Dear RWBY!" Ruby Rose put her arms around her teammates who were sitting beside her at the center of their dorm. It was a Sunday morning with wonderful weather - and no homework!

"Gosh we have forty plus questions to answer! Chill, you guys!" Her sister repeated the same actions and grinned. After a pause, she continued, "Information from IBurn!"

"No, we listed the questions accordingly and recorded vlogs to answer them. It has nothing to do with IBurn."

"Tsk tsk, you don't understand, princess."

"Did you just click your tongue at me, Blake Belladonna?"

"Yes."

The heiress scowled upon hearing the immediate reply.

"Guys! Don't fight!"

"Don't worry Ruby, they aren't fighting." Yang smirked, "They're attracting views."

"Huh?"

"The charm of this series, Ruby." Blake aided her partner.

"I'll just proceed with the question. Mew Shadowfang asked, Dear RWBY, if you were on Team JNPR instead, who would you replace and why?" Weiss read the question aloud, "See, this is an actual, not retarded question. You see this, LastOrder?"

"Bae!"

" #lastorderbashing." The Faunus shrugged smugly.

"Stop!"

"You started it."

The heiress growled.

"If I was on Team JNPR, I would of course replace Jaune!" Ruby ignored their bickering, "Because - I am also a leader like him!"

"That means your places would be swapped." Weiss crossed her arms, "I don't want him to lead us."

"Ouch princess, that will hurt Jaune." Blake commented.

"He's Pyrrha's boyfriend now, kitty."

The Faunus scowled at her teammate's nickname of hers, "I'm not talking about how he used to flirt with you. I mean his pride as a leader."

"Oh you don't understand princess well enough, Blakey. Tsk tsk." Yang waved her index fingers left and right, "She is trying to convey that she wouldn't want anyone else aside from Ruby to lead our team."

This had instantly earned a heavy blush from said princess.

"It means she values Ruby a lot. She was just explaining her real intentions in Misaka Mikoto style." The blonde continued.

"Aww Weiss is such a cute tsundere~"

"Stop!"

-beep-

"I would replace Jaune as well." The heiress answered after calming down, "Though, I know I'm not a good leader, so I'll just let Pyrrha lead. And to be completely honest, I enjoy Ren's company. We share a common...predicament."

"I can't see anything common between the both of you." Ruby commented.

"There is." Blake had an expression that appeared every time before she was about to annihilate her white haired teammate, "Their magical sleeves."

"Wha- No! I mean the fact that we both have to deal with a hyperactive partner!"

All the eyes in the room simultaneously turned to a certain leader.

"I'm not...that hyperactive…" Said leader laughed in nervous.

"Yes you are!" The white, the black and the yellow exclaimed in unison.

The Faunus then chuckled before proceeding to answer, "Hmm...I guess I would replace Nora. Let her be in Team RWBY with Yang and destroy half of Beacon."

"What a wonderful idea!" The blonde yelled in excitement. Though, a moment after, she turned into serious mode as she spoke, "But it's a bad idea to separate Ren and Nora."

"Indeed." Weiss agreed.

"Since all of us are currently in a relationship with someone from our teams." Blake continued after the heiress.

"This is such a cruel question." Yang closed her eyes and nodded for a few times while pressing her lips together.

"If I join Team JNPR and replace Jaune though. What would we be called?" Ruby suddenly said.

"Team RNPR. Rainpour?" Her partner raised an eyebrow.

"That doesn't sound very nice." Blake retorted.

"I don't know what words I could use to...read 'RNPR'."

"Suggestions, viewers?" The blonde grinned and winked at the screen.

"What's your answer, sis?" Ruby ignored the Monochrome pair who was attempting to figure out team names after the blatant fanservice.

"I would replace Ren and destroy half of Beacon with Nora as well!"

"So...Team JNYR, Team Junior?"

"That's right Rubes!" Yang gave her sister a thumbs-up, "Speaking of Junior, we should pay him a visit soon. It's been a while and I bet he misses me~"

"Junior must be shivering in fear now." Blake said.

"Do you think he watches Dear RWBY?"

"Maybe. Who knows."

-beep-

"Not quite the answer you're looking for eh, Mew Shadowfang?" Little red commented.

"This is kind of difficult to answer anyway. With us being couples." Her lover continued after her.

"So, are we finished yet?"

"Aww c'mon bae! Why are you so impatient?"

"You have totally forgotten about our anniversary haven't you?"

"I-"

-beep-

"Leave a comment if you wanna ask anything!" Ruby waved at the camera cheerfully. Only Blake and her were seen on screen.

"It's the Freezerburn's anniversary today." The Faunus smirked, "And it's the Ladybug's tomorrow. We're gonna get really gay off screen. For your information, I am the one who confessed."

"Weiss and Yang went to have a...discussion somewhere else." The brunette said, "So...yeah. It's just us. Thanks for watching and bye!"

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Gee, I wonder what discussion is Weiss and Yang having.

Somehow, I don't feel like I'm being shameless enough for the past few vlogs. Look forward to the next few ones, hehe.

Also, I'm not sorry, LastOrder.

FB: IBurn 'Tank' RWBY Fanfic Author, Pa-treon: Freelancer Tank, Email: battletank dot ff at gmail dot com.

I do not own RWBY.

Special thanks to:

Pearl Darkness.