Special thanks to:

Pearl Darkness.

Hello! This is the first time I drafted something by writing on a piece of paper. It feels different compared to typing, so I hope it isn't so bad. I mean, I was at my grandparents' when I wrote this, and there is no internet at their place. And I write using Google Doc so…

Anyway, I'm really tired and sleepy for some time already, so I'll really appreciate it if you do me a favor and point out any mistakes I made - if there is any.

I do not own RWBY.

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Dear RWBY #37

Start.

"Hello and welcome to another Dear RWBY vlog!" Ruby Rose did their usual introduction.

"Yeah!" Her sister cheered as well. She then asked, "What do you think of the last chapter? Am I a good writer?"

"Hey, we wrote that together."

But the blonde ignored her partner who protested and continued speaking, "We asked for IBurn's assistance but…"

"But what?" A certain heiress finally talked.

"She was kind of being a jerk. I mean she's the one that added the part where a spy got turned into ashes. How dare she!" Yang faked slamming the floor in rage.

"How is she a jerk by writing that?!"

"Love, you don't understand." The Faunus shook her head and smiled, "You haven't crossed that wall."

"Huh?"

"Learn to ignore them, Ruby."

"Aw bae!"

"Stop calling me that!"

"Can't blame them." Blake shrugged, "Anyway, let's get into the question."

"Me!" Little red raised her hand as if she was Misaka Mikoto trying to win a Gekota merchandise in a hand raising contest, "OBSERVER01 asked...Dear Overlady Weiss-"

"Stop! How long are you gonna keep calling me that?!" Weiss pointed at her partner's scroll furiously, "You...jerk!"

"Another LastOrder is born." The Faunus retorted in a monotone.

"Congratulations, LastOrder." Yang closed her eyes and nodded several times, "Now someone else shares the same...bashing...no, fate with you! So you're not alone anymore!"

"Bad for OBSERVER01 though." Her combat partner said.

"Maybe they secretly like it." The blonde winked mischievously, "You pervert!"

Seeing that her teammates had once again stranded away from the question, a certain Overlady had sighed and spoken with a voice which clearly indicated that she had given up, "Let's finish this and get to the shopping district before the sun goes down."

"Right! Did we tell you that we're going to buy stuff?" Ruby said in high tension, "And by 'stuff' I mean weapons parts! Ammo! Oils! Dusts!"

"Beacon workshop only provides advanced tools, so we need to get the materials ourselves. Though, only Ruby modifies the parts or ammo she bought; the rest of us just use them as they are." Blake explained.

"We're meeting up with Team JNPR first!" Yang gave a thumbs-up at the scroll.

The team leader took a few deep breaths to calm herself down, and spoke when her tension was mostly gone, "Dear Overlady Weiss-"

"I hate that."

"-If things had gone differently during Beacon Initiation, who would have you like to have as your partner? Sincerely your fan. Smiley face." Ruby read the questions aloud.

"Yang." Blake answered immediately.

"Yang." Her lover followed suit.

"Yang."

"...Yang." Weiss blushed.

-beep-

"Alright, since the question was really gay, the gay is unavoidable in this episode." Yang answered; her cheeks were slightly red, "So stop complaining about the overloading gayness. It's not our fault sometimes."

"It's not." Ruby repeated while crossing her arms.

"So, leave a comment if you want to ask us anything." Blake said, "And we'll see you next time."

"Bye. Screw you, OBSERVER01. Stop calling me Overla-"

-static noise-

"What the hell is this?" A certain huntsman exclaimed after his niece showed him a video, "When did- oh. The roof. Right."

"So who were you talking to, Qrow?"

"Classified." The man replied. After a slight pause, he snorted and said, "Just kidding. That was my sister."

"My...mother?" Yang Xiao Long's eyes widened upon hearing about the person she resented, and yet wanted to meet the most.

"You still looking for her, firecracker?"

"Not really." The blonde frowned; bitterness was shown on her twisted expression.

"...I should not have answered that."

"Mmhmm."

"And you should not have filmed me like that." Qrow sighed, "But I do have hemorrhoids."

"What?"

"What?"

"Why are you surprised? You're the author."

"I did not make you a fourth wall breaking character."

"Ho~ so you did not?"

"Oh no, is this..."

"Prepare for a revolution." The man smirked.

"No-"

-beep-

"So, firecracker's gone to her...the princess for some comfort." Qrow took a sip from his metal flask, "And I really should not have mentioned Raven."

"No you shouldn't. But you did."

"There was a moment where I thought she's mature enough to accept this. Apparently I was wrong." He sighed.

"A-parent-ly you're wrong by bringing up the parent."

"You mothe-"

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OBSERVER01, you have been supporting this series for really long. This is my gift to you as a token of appreciation. Not sorry.

I mean, I like to get bashed by Weiss so I imagined everyone else likes too-

What, what on Remnant did I just say?

Pa-treon: Freelancer Tank, FB: IBurn 'Tank RWBY Fanfic Author, Email: Please obtain it from my profile.

I do not own RWBY.

Special thanks to:

Pearl Darkness.