A long, long, loooong, time ago. In galaxy far away.

Luke Skywalker defeat evil empoewer, become looser, and hero Drum Solo son of Han Solo save universe but better. Sith were all gone forever and Drum Solo was the greetest in the galaxy.

Or at least in his galaxy!

"Drum Solo you motherfucker!" It was Rouge Duo blasting down door to his barroom on enamow barroom of the famous Party Cube. Formerly the Death Cube.

"Rouge Duo!" Drum Solo say but stay casutal as he get himself drink in his party robe. "I haven't seen you since that time when I framed you for murder or something."

"Fifteen year," Roughe Duo said, "You threw me under the bus."

"Bab, it more like PARTY bus," Drum Solo wink.

"Regardless," Rouge Duo sai, "I want my revenge for going down for you."

"Why not go down on ME!" Drum Solo say with cool and use jedi mind trick to make Rogue Duo fall in love with and think he really cool. Which e ewas.

"You want me," the now spelled Rouge Dup blushed.

"All night, baby," Drum Solo, transitioning into long night of awesome sex with Rouge Duo who still had her cute short haircut from first apeprance.

Just then, as they did amzing sexed, a HUGE but not too noticeable, small dimensional hole apaired befroe them. It seemed logical for them to stop, but they dint and continued into thenexyt several days.

After numerous rounds of pleased sex, Drum lookt up and sayed, "HOLY SHIT! HAS THAT BEEN THERE THIS HOLE TIME?" He took off orange sunglasses, and then put on again.

Stepping from portal, was the one, the only

"ROBOCOP?" Drum Solo say in surprise, reading the arriving Robocop's Home Depot nametag. A joke he dared not make at risk of sounding hte lame.

"Drum Solo." Robocop aim pistol at Drum Solo," You are under arrest."

"More like, under a breast!" Drum Solo then picked up Rouge Duo by her boobs and whirl her at Robocop who duck away.

Rogue Duo snap out of jedi sex trick and shout, "DRUM YOU FUCKER OF MOTEHRS!" and she dissaper into portal.

At this point Drum Solo reach for his pistol in space wardrobe but Robocop shoot handle off thus it would not be too easy for Durm to then get it.

"Okay, hot shot," Drum Solo stand, "what big idea?"

"You must comply with me, Drum Solo," said Robocop, "there has been a terrorable incident in the multiverse. I've been ordered to arrest the most badass hero in the multiverse. You were on the top page of Cop Google Database."

"Sound about right," Drum Solo go to get dress and say, "So what his inciden?"

"This is the inciden, when you whent back in time in your galaxy near near here, and fuck your own grandma, you vreated a paraodxal time loop. Now all time in EACH universe can't flow. We need to go back and stop other you from fucking Padme Amadala."

"Wait, whose Padme? And is she HOTTER than Rouge and that other chick?" He axed but that not the point. Drum was thinking with head down stairs and not head upstairs.

"That's not the point, fugitive." Robortcop explained, "You see, defeating this Drum Solo would not stop the casual loop. In order to prevent this, we must defeat the you from another timeline, he is messing with the natural order of the multiversal law, which dictates that only one of a person can coexist amongst any other in any multiverse."

"I no listen so good to that," Durm Solo say, "but you tell me where to aim and I pull tirggter. You give me epic fights to have and that'll be good. I just want to have a little fun along the way."

Robocop nodded, "Fair enough. But first, I have to give you this so any allies we meet along the way will know that you are not to be shot at."

Robocop hand Drum Solo a plastic bade that say "Junior Multiverse Cop" and drum Solo say, "I cann't wear that! That is not cool!"

"You have to wear the badge drum," Robocop says, "No butts about it."

"Fuuuck," Drum Solo spit and put on Junior Detetcie badge. "Better get us to the first level quick tin boy."

And so they did, because Roberto Cop already had 3 of the small keys from earlier dungeon. "Okay, we will complete tutorial now so that you understand how this works."

Drum thought this was lame, which it was, so he skipped the tutorial using the force. Now they could REALLY begin cool epice battel to savet the universe, again, again!

They arivet at the first dungeon, aka, Multiverse #24R.

"In this unoverse," Robocop said, "Drum Solo died to final boss and Finn betray final boss."

"That's really gay," Drum Solo ssaid. "How can you kill a Drum?"

"Stay focus. The final boss of this universe is Darth Finn, who after failing to save his friend Drum from the portal collapse, turned to sith magic and homosexuality to cope with being a loser. We have to fight him to find out where Riff is."

Just then, Rouge Dup stand up and hit Drum with shoe.

"OW! What the fuck!?" Drum Solo yell.

"You threw in the portal from my TITS!" Rogue Duo then smack shoe across Drum Solo other face sided. "After using jedi rape trick on me!"

"I had perfectly good reason, You are hot," Drum Solo explain, and this flattered Rouge Duo so she agree to join the party.

After some boring questions, they learn they must go to Finn's version of sith homeworld. Finngobar. There was a giant statue of Finn dressed like pharrow of Egpyt but with gay. He breath fire and say 'remeber me'

"Man, what a loser," Drum Solo said as cop ship land, "kid really need me for the guidance. Guess ill have to beat it into him now."

"I herded that." Suddenly, a mysterous stranger approached them from behind multiversal bush, which is like a normal bush, but it's from Drum's universe so it different eniugh.

"Hey, don't yer look familiar?" He sed.

"Not sure whatcha talking bout, kiddo2!" Said similar looking man to Lando, but this was Lando from dimension #24R. He was white. not dress in blue but gay pink.

"Yreh, I remember now! You must be this universe's Poe Damren!" Drum was triumphant;y smart. However, unfortunately, incorrect.

"Umm, yeah! Sure. Let's go with that." Said Airdo. "Listen kiddo2, I was hope10ing to take care of this little brat. Figure you could use some extra fire power, eh?"

He did not, but if it ment cool weepons for his arsenal, than it okay for now he guest."Fine fine, just make ure that at end of day, Im the top dawg around here."

And so, Airdo pointlessly joined their party. Unlike that fate loser from his universe, this Lando was probably too cool to betrayer him, and didn't need to ask Drum for sexy girls like desperate loser.

Then came a swarm of First ORderers, AKA Last Receivers.

"Opps," Airdo sayd, "Forgot I was still being chased by this chumps. Mind giving me a hand?"

"Hand?" Drum Solo lith with joy, "I give you a whole foot for that one!"

Drum Solo take out pistol and begint to shoot the bad guys and so did Robocop.

Robocop was slower than Drum Solo but he able to take more damage and tank the bad guy enemy lines. Using him for cover, Drum Solo able to shoot even more bad guy than ussualer day. But befor ehtye could enjoy victory smoke, a Receiver jump over the rock.

"Traitor!" Said the Receiver for no reason other than to sound cool which Drum Solo thought was not the case. The receiver dawn hoolo hoop but with like electricity and it was able to shoot ringe projectacles. Drum Solo dodge them and use the rings as mega beams for his pisto. He shoot hole in trooper and he cry "NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Nice shooting," Robocop said.

"More wre that came from," Drim solo reld, "because lunch is just getting served!" Bam, he take out the mini boss guaidn gdoor with one. Shot.

"Whot ehf uck is here!?" Darth Finn stood from his throne.

Hux, who was not a hologram, said, "I don't know."

"Bitch boy," Drum Solo, Roobcop, Airdo, and Rogue Duo walk in. "Where is my brother?"

"Right here," !IT was Kylo Rent!

"Not this again," Drum Solo roll his eyes and shoot Kylo ren in the head, killing him instantly.

"Woah, take it easy man," Darth Finn sai. "I can see you're pissed. Wait a minte. You're supposed to be dead! I saw you die!" Finn take out severed hand, "I even got your severed hand!"

"What coindidnce," Drum Solo take out HIS severed hand of HIS FInn

"We're not so different you and I," Finn say with sadness. "But it is too late for me. I've given my virginity to a man."

"THAT NOT TRUE! THAT...gross." Drum say, "IT NOT POSSIBLE!"

Darth Finni luthed with good laugh, "I know, it IS quite difficult for your puny singular dimensional mind to comprehend. You really have to be as smart as I to understandt the inherent complexities of multiversal theory."

"You sound like Spic and Gordy fan," Drum Solo spit. "Make me want to hurt you more!"

"I don't want to fight you," Darth Finn said, "except I do, because it would be pretty cool fight, though I sure I win EASILY. But none the lesser. I grieved for you once before. I even name homosex move after you in your honor!"

"EWW!" Drum Solo shout. "Now it personal!" And Drum Solo charge at Darth Finn and battle begin.

First stage of battle involve Darth Finn using jump attacks and lighting rodders. But Drom Solo still had crossbower and able to shoot him back with power bolts.

Next sgage of battle involve Dath Finn healing by sending out Airdo clones but Airdo depsense them. Rogue Duo fought turrets onc eiling and one drop and So Drol pick up turrent gatling gun and take out Darth Finn easely.

"FAAAA!" Finn cry on staris by throne. Drom thought he not all that fun to fight so he shoot his knee, "GAAAA!" and his other knee, "OOOOOH!" and just for fun his butt so he could never take it up there again, EEEEEE!

"Ha, am the big brain winning again!" Drum did not care for brains, but if he could beat big brainer person, then he smarter be default.

Robocop then take out his signater Multiversal space restraint handcuffs. "Nothing personnel, but we're taking you in for questions."

Darth Finn was sad because he was being handled by cop which somehow fekt racist to him. "Ill do what you ask, just don't tell my boyfren Riff Solo about this."

"What you saider?" Asked Drum who not pay attention as USUAL. His mind was filled with all the hot multiversal babes he could be wooing right now instead of spending time with walking talking tin man and bootleg Ladnor.

"Stupid Solo!" Finn yeller, "Do you think it coidence that I am here for you to have a cool fight? WEll, that part true. While you were asking questions to get here, where do you think Riff was?"

"No, that is where you are to that am tell me," drom solo said.

"Fine, because you are so cute!"

Drum Solo ewd.

"Riff Solo is-

"Yes?"

"IS-"

"YES!?"

SNioop. Space posion dark hit Darth Finn in face and he turn into promodical gay slooge.

They look to statue of Finn in background and there they see Riff. He moon them with his ass and fly off with jetpack.

"WHoa, who was that handsome fellow? Im not gaybo, but lookt pretty swell." Drum was fascinated. "Needess to say, I am now fascinated by this."

And he was. Who was this mysterious stranger that looked like him but didn't?

Robocop explained. "I just told you a few pages ago, that is you from another universe. Do you ever pay attejntion when it comes to things other than sex?"

But all Drum heard was "come", and his mind was once again filled with lustful and lewd images. "Sorry, you spekt something? I was thinking of sex again. This is getting dull, Im outta here."

And in a flash, Dre took the multiversal intergalactic space key from Robcop's right pocket. "Hey, I need that to get back home and be important character!"

"Too bad! Ya snooze, you fucking lost." Drum stick out tongue like middle schooler but nothing like that. And he flew off to another galaxy or something. He forgot to read manual which wasn't included with the brochure.

But when he look around he see he back on Jedi Planet Jedi Temple. There he see statue of Luke Skywalker holding up youngling in shoulder. Over there was Ben Solo talking to a happier looking Luke.

"Oh! Drum!" Luke Skywalker walker to Drum, "I didn't know you wer estopping by! I just put some cookies in the oven! You'll have to try a couple!"

Ben Solo smile, "We were just going over jedi budget. More jedi students this year than ever before! Grandpa Anakin is in the back making shoes for needy gungans. Want a help?"

Ben SOlo and Luke look with happy faces but Drom Solo shout, "This is the gayest shit I have ever seen. And I see man fucking man!" Drum Solo break Bern Solo nose and throw Luke Sklywalker hood over his face. He tip over Yoda Yogurt machin and warp back to dimension home.

"What a bust!" Drom Solo said ne he see Party Cube had been transformed into gay club! There were gross aliens with no shirts on and not a weeman in site!

"THe faukci this?" Drum Solo shout. Rey was still there.

"You mean me?" Rey said.

"No dumb braod," Drum Solo said, "Why are there aoll these aliens partying on party cube when there should be smoking babies!"

"I trid to talk to you abit it," Sayd Rey. "But you incested that the Party Cube become the Gay Cube."

"No! That is my brother!" Drum Solo said.

"You mean Ren?"

"No. My OTHER brother. Riff Solo. Who is getting boot up ass if I can so be help it. Now get here," Drom Solo open portal, he did not care ware, "I just rmber I rather fuck childhood crush Rouge Duo instaed of your English cooch."

"What is that/" Rey ask looking at portal.

"Why don't you tell me!?" And Drum Solo, neverfore so mad at the state of cubes. Push Rey into porta (Rey fall into canon timeline where she stuck on desert planet again and forced to grow up alone and become Anakin mom)

So Drum Solo self destruct Gay Cube and use muliremote to head back to Rogue Do. He had to hit recall twice. There he saw Rocobop and Rogue Duo waiting, taping their foots inpmaetint. The planet had been renamed Airdobar and already Drum was ready to fucking leave.

"Fuck this, Im leaving again! Why did I even brother coming back?" And befroe Robert could eben say anything, Drum used his force vision to find the Multiverse he was moast interested in.

IT was none other than hetero Mulitverse #69, the dimension of weemen only straight planet. Aka, Drum solo HEAVEN.

"Now THIS is more like it. No dudes to stink up the placed." He thought out loud, but the weemen of this plant didn't know what he ment.

"OOoooh, you look kinda like OTHER guy who was just here. He was cute, but he didn't seem to like us for some reason." Said Sext Baberoo with huge knockers that Durm liked.

"Wait, what you mean?" He spokt. "I just checked my brochure, this shouldn't HAVE any other dudes before I get here!"

Just then, several other sexy big womin poitned at sign outside of space cantina. "What the fuckit is these?" He saided.

It was a sign with graffiti. It said, "Ha, beat you hear, bro! Better luck next time. I already sext the weemen here before you, and i'm not eben straight!"

"This CAN'T be true!" But it was. Just then, news broadcast was being played on his space phone. Fortunately, the signal works no matter what universe you're in.

The headline read, "Famed Multiversal Hero, Hobocop, found dead outside of Airdobar."

NOW it was personal. Not because Robosop dyed, but because now he laughing stalk of his multiverse thanks to his gaybo loser brother.

"Ill avege yor death, Robro." And he poured out drinked. "Sorry ladies, I'll be back in a flash."

And he went to get gun in best gun dimension. Gungalxy. And there in swivel chair at gun corp he saw, "Hexpecting me?" It was BUzz creamer!

To be contued.