Special thanks to

Pearl Darkness.

I am here! So do you all have time to talk about our Lord and Savior Misaka Mikoto?

Disclaimer: I am not drunk.

I do not own RWBY.

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Dear RWBY #39

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"Hello and welcome to another Dear RWBY vlog!" Ruby Rose greeted the viewers, but she wasn't as hyper as she always was.

Team RWBY changed their shooting position so that the brawler's scroll would be in the spot where they usually sit. The four of them sat on Weiss' bed with the scroll recording them that way.

"This episode is brought to you by IBurn!" Yang exclaimed, then paused for a bit before continuing, "Actually, she sponsors almost our entire series…"

"Let's get to the question." Blake reminded her partner.

"Right." The blonde cleared her throat, "So Weiss got really sick since a few days ago, but she's recovered a lot. However, we don't wanna strain her too much, so we'll just make this real quick."

"I told you I'm fine!" The heiress protested.

"No you're not." The Faunus eyed Yang.

"No you're not." Yang understood her partner's signal, so she raised her hand, flicked her girlfriend's forehead gently and then said, "You threw up the apple you ate this morning didn't you?"

"I-"

"Ah-pup-pup! I don't wanna hear it." Ruby mimicked Weiss' action back in the dock a long time ago, then her face became serious all of a sudden, "We are going to answer the question only because you insisted that we do. After this is done, we will rest. Immediately. Do we have any objection?"

"N-no."

"Good."

"Don't think about it too much, Weiss." The blonde smiled, "We're not giving you special treatments. Had it been Ruby or Blake in your spot, we would do the same thing."

"Not Yang though." Blake smirked.

"Hey!"

That made the heiress giggled, "Alright then."

"So...ahem." Yang received the scroll from her sister and proceeded to read the question aloud, "Deathdropdragon asked...Dear RWBY, it's actually two questions but I don't think anyone other than Weiss cares."

"Hey!"

"My first question is why do you dislike the fourth wall so much? Not that I'm complaining, and my second question is what Alpha Fragment would you get and why?"

"What fourth wall? You guys kept talking like we're in a book or something! I don't understand a single thing!" Ruby slammed her partner's bed.

"Hey!" Said partner exclaimed, "And neither do I."

"We don't dislike the fourth wall. In fact, we love it. I mean, that's one of, if not the biggest running gag of this series." Blake said in a calm demeanor.

"The reason Ruby and Weiss dislike it is probably because they don't know what it is." Yang closed her eyes and nodded sentimentally.

"And you wouldn't tell us!"

"The time will come, love." The Faunus smiled, "For now, it's better for you...and princess, to stay in the dark."

"And we haven't gotten to the Alpha Fragment chapter yet, so we can't answer that. I don't think Professor Peach would be there to teach us, though I already revised it some time ago." The heiress ignored her gay-emitting teammate and said.

"I'll take this one." Acting like a gentleman, the blonde politely raised her hand to signal her team so that they let her answer this question. And so everyone stopped talking.

"We have not watched Red vs Blue yet."

-beep-

"And that's it!" Little red said. The team was now on a certain kitten's bed with the exact same position as just now, save for the one that desperately needed rest, "As you can see, your favorite Overlady isn't here, so it's just the three of us."

"Leave a comment if you wish to ask us questions." Blake continued after the girl.

"The author only watched Red vs Blue until the third season, and she has no time to continue the series!" Yang had a shit-eating grin on her face when she spoke, "So...Dragondeathdrop, we're not trying to drag-on your question on purpose. As you can see, we just didn't know how to answer it, but I promise we will death-finitely do better next time. So I guess you just have to...drop it for now. Ha, get it?"

That earned two loud face-palms from her teammates.

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Do you have any idea how difficult it is to make puns using your username, Dragondeathdrop?

Also, my fellow Weiss fans, please send her strong brain waves so that she would recover soon!

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(So can we talk about Misaka Onee-sama now?)

Special thanks to:

Pearl Darkness.