Special thanks to:

Pearl Darkness.

So recently, I'm getting busier and busier and busier that I barely have any time for myself, inside and outside of my desk job. So, I'm no longer a battle tank; I'm a Spartan now. Until further notice.

Also, I regret nothing for this chapter.

I do not own RWBY.

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Dear RWBY #40

Start.

"'Sup? It's your...girls, Team RWBY here!" Ruby Rose was wearing a baseball cap backwards with an oversized hoodie, a pair of sunglasses and a baggy pants.

"We gon' talk like swaggy rapper this entire epi- pft!"

-beep-

A certain brawler had tears in her eyes while she laughed her ass off. She couldn't even form a proper sentence, but judging from the words she managed to spout out, she was apologizing for not being able to hold in her laughter.

"Just goes to show that we're really not gifted to be...rappers." Ruby, unlike her sister, was surprisingly calm. She spoke while nodding with eyes closed.

"But rappers make a lot of money. Money doesn't hurt."

"Are you suggesting that we stop this series and become rappers instead, Belladonna?" Recovered from the laugh, Yang raised an eyebrow and questioned her partner.

"Well, we do have someone who can rap." Said partner eyed a certain someone.

"And who might that be?" Weiss Schnee smiled.

"Glad you've recovered, princess." Blake smirked.

"Screw you."

"All I can do is to rhyme the infamous 'Roses are red, violets are blue' lines." The blonde said suddenly, "I don't know how rappers could rhyme pretty much everything. Except for 'orange', maybe."

"What's with the obsession with rappers since...just now?" The heiress asked.

Ruby smirked the way her girlfriend did and proceeded to tease her partner, "Weiss can rap, but she isn't necessarily good at writing lyrics!"

"True that." Her sister agreed.

"...Please just read the question, whoever is in charge." The white haired girl pinched the bridge of her nose and shook her head.

"We should probably stop teasing her so much. I mean she just recovered." Feeling somewhat guilty, Yang stood up for her beloved princess exactly the same way Misaka Mikoto protected a certain sister.

"Right." Blake cleared her throat, then whispered, "We'll start the #mustbullyuselesslesbian activity next vlog then."

"You...cat!"

The Faunus simply ignored the angry little snowflake (no, not that kind of snowflake, mind you) and proceeded to read the question aloud, "Mew Shadowfang asked, Dear RWBY! Have you ever been walked in on while filming?"

"When you read that username, I somehow thought you were meowing to taunt Weiss for calling you a cat." Yang made the 'thinking' emoji expression with her hand at her chin.

"Nah, I didn't want to make her meow-serable."

That earned a loud facepalm from the heiress.

"Anyway, we haven't been walked in on while filming." Ruby grinned naughtily, "But we can walk in on other people while we are filming!"

-camera switch-

"Wow~ how bold of you~" Yang's lips curved upwards on one side as she made a comment, amused by what was happening in front of her.

"..."

"It's not what it looks like!"

Team RWBY, currently filming with Ruby holding her sister's scroll had arrived at the gym just a moment ago. Before they could push the glass door open, they heard a loud thud coming from the bench-pressing section and rushed there, worrying if someone might have gotten hurt. But what welcomed them was Ren and Nora - in a rather awkward position. Blake immediately covered Ruby's eyes with her palms.

"I just lost my balance while working out and Ren wanted to grab me and we just fell that is all!"

"Tsk tsk. Stop lying, female Thor." The blonde moved her right index finger left and right, "We all know this kind of cliche only happens in a fanfiction."

"See, I told you it was a bad idea to bench ten of yourself." Ren was unfazed when he spoke, as if he was already used to it.

"Why are you so calm Ren?!"

"I have to." The man got up, then lent his girlfriend a hand for her to stand up as well. He then smirked and said, "To be reliable when my girlfriend is in a state of panic."

"Wow, that was kind of...out of character, Ren." The Faunus sounded genuinely amazed.

"So smooth~" Yang wiggled her eyebrows rapidly, "And I could learn a thing or two from the master."

"You're also smooth, Xiao Long." Weiss blushed slightly while crossing her arms, "You just didn't realize it."

"Well, I just said what comes to mind naturally."

"See, you're good at this."

"Really…?"

"So can I...regain my ability to see now?"

And so Blake removed her palms. After blinking a few times trying to adjust to the different brightness, Ruby saw a frozen red-faced Nora and a Ren trying to wake her up.

The line "Nora. exe has stopped working" was edited near the ginger.

A few moments later.

"Phew, I'm finally back." Nora wiped the sweat on her forehead, "I've gone to so many different universes!"

"Welcome back." Weiss and Ren both said in a monotone.

"Damn, she crossed that wall before us." The blonde whispered to her partner.

"We have to work on that operation ASAP." The Faunus replied silently.

It took the ginger a while to process, then she quickly turned to Team RWBY and yelled, "And for Dust's sake please don't include this into your vlog!"

"We won't." Yang blatantly lied.

"We will."

"Blake!"

"This actually is a good idea." The heiress spoke, "We get more traffic, we gain more money. And then we will share the profit of this vlog with you. Win-win."

"I don't care about money." Nora accentuated the last word.

"But money can buy more pancakes." Ruby casually commented.

The ginger then moved in a flash towards Weiss and shook her hand rigorously, "You have my consent on using...us in your vlog!"

-beep-

"So...yeah, edited that part in. A little hetero to balance the gay!" Yang Xiao Long threw both her hands up.

"Do you think a four minutes and thirty-three seconds footage can balance out the entire vlog series?" Blake snorted.

"No."

"C'mon Weiss, greet the viewers!" Ruby was busy trying to persuade her partner into giving the goodbye speech. It was very rare for the heiress to be performing it, and the girl thought it would please many viewers.

"Leave a comment...if you want to ask us questions." Weiss Schnee said. She paused for a while, trying to figure things out; but she never did, so she just said, "Um...later!"

…

"So how do I say goodbye as a rapper?"

"You were thinking 'bout that, princess?" The Faunus chuckled.

"IBurn doesn't know, so we'll just wrap this up normally!" Yang gave a thumbs-up towards her scroll.

Ruby and Blake facepalmed simultaneously with the latter talking, "One does not make the same pun twice, Yang."

"But it's good!"

The black haired girl then straight up ignored her partner; instead, she turned to a certain teammate and smirked, "You diss people when you're rapping, Weiss. Preferably using your Overlady persona. Should I look for the drunk footage of how Supreme Overlady Weiss was born for you to refer?"

"I'm not falling for this...trap again." Weiss answered swagly.

"Oh no it's spreading!" Ruby put both her hands on her cheeks and made a 'the scream' expression.

End.

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So...it's spreading. Faster than Nikki's mother's legs during Parents' Day. Damn, I need to catch up with that series.

Ah my head hurts so much. I need to sleep now.

Anyway, hope you enjoyed an occasional het!

Pa-treon: Freelancer Tank, FB: IBurn 'Tank' RWBY Fanfic Author.

I do not own RWBY.

Special thanks to:

Pearl Darkness.