Special thanks to:

Pearl Darkness.

Hello. So I just wanna let everyone knows that there are still over forty questions in line. Please be patient if yours hasn't been answered, I'm trying my best to pump chapters out ASAP!. Thank you!

I do not own RWBY.

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Dear RWBY #41

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"I think we should have a new intro and not just 'hello and welcome' every single time." Ruby Rose crossed her arms and spoke in a serious tone.

Team RWBY was at their usual shooting position.

"What do you have in mind?" Weiss asked.

"At times like this, letting the viewers decide is the best option. Let's see what they can come up with!" Yang winked at the camera.

"If they come up with anything at all." Blake answered coldly.

"And our...last vlog where we talked like rappers...doesn't really work well." The team leader tried her best not to laugh.

But she failed when a certain brawler starting laughing loudly, remembering their failed attempt at talking like rappers in their last vlog.

"Anyway…" Ruby took a deep breath and pulled out the scroll from her pocket, then grinned exactly the same way as a certain teleporter who was about to harass Misaka Mikoto as she handed it to her partner, "Overlady Weiss the Ice Majesty!"

"Ruby-"

"Please read the question for us peasants!"

"Stop!"

"As we promised, guys." The Faunus smirked while backing her girlfriend up, "The #mustbullyuselesslesbian activity is resumed."

"Why are you all ganging up on me?!" The infamous Ice Queen exclaimed in frustration as she grabbed the scroll from Ruby quickly and pouted.

"Yeah! Why are you two doing this?" The blonde puffed out her chest, "As her Ice Majesty's royal knight, I shall defend her from these two evil...teammates!"

Said Ice Majesty scowled and smacked Yang's back, earning a surprise yelp from the latter. Ruby and Blake then laughed at the violent flirting, thinking that this would only happen between these two and not anyone else.

"I'm pretty sure Weiss would feel bad for smacking Xiao Long later, and she's gonna 'make it up' to her, in private probably, so...Ruby." The Faunus turned to Little Red.

"Yes?"

"Wanna go somewhere alone later?"

"Of course Blake~"

"Gay."

"Please remember to hang a tie, Freezerburn."

"Belladonna."

"Read the question Weiss~" Ruby pointed at her scroll on the heiress' hand, "We finish this quick, we can proceed quicker."

"Hmph! VideoGameHippo asked, Dear RWBY, do you think Mercury celebrates Father's Day?"

"Uh oh!" Yang shook her head, "You're such a cruel person, VideoGameHippo."

"Why are you asking us this? Do you think we would know other people's...private matter?" Weiss scowled.

"I don't think he celebrates Father's Day. Surely you have watched the show, and know that he doesn't, VideoGameHippo."

"Maybe they didn't watch the show because they only play video games all the time."

"That's a terrible pun."

"Thank you!"

"Mercury who?"

-beep-

"So after knowing who Mercury Black is, Ruby went to ask him the question, and we won't be filming it since it will likely turn into a-" Yang got interrupted before she could finish; a loud voice was crying and spouting unintelligible things.

"Now she's done it."

"Weiss, can you go over there and hand him a box of tissue or something?"

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I actually like Mercury Black as a character in the past. Even after he did terrible things to Yang. After volume...five? He just became bland and I stopped liking him. But then the chapter last week about his past with his father. Damn, I feel bad for him.

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Special thanks to:

Pearl Darkness.