Special thanks to:

Pearl Darkness.

A short chapter.

I do not own RWBY.

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Dear RWBY #42

Start.

"Welcome and hello to another Dear RWBY!" Ruby Rose threw up both her arms and said.

"You drunk?" Weiss raised an eyebrow.

"I bet a lot of the viewers didn't even notice that the words are swapped." The blonde commented.

"What did you feed her, Yang?"

"I was just trying to do a different intro!"

"Nothing in particular, Blakey. I don't feed people stuff. Stop making that a running gag in this series."

"Why not? Because of your feeding, Supreme Overlady Weiss Schnee was born."

"Let's just get to the question." The heiress sighed, "Ruby, it's your turn."

"The Weiss is learning?" The brunette smirked as she pulled out her scroll, amazed at her partner's ability to not get agitated by the teasing, "OBSERVER01 asked...Dear Ruby, have you ever fantasized how different your life might be if you were the older sister and Yang was the younger sister?"

"The Supreme Overlady joke is so overused." Weiss said while looking at her nicely done nails, "Try harder next time."

"Badass bae!" Yang laughed; she then narrowed her eyes as if she had realized something. A grin that Team RWBY had known too well slowly appeared on her face as she said, "Or...a bae-dass!"

"Such. A terrible. Pun!" Her sister yelled.

Meanwhile, Blake was facepalming and the heiress herself was trying her best to not react to the joke.

"Haha! Welp." The blonde cleared her throat before continuing, "If I was the younger sister…"

"I don't think there will be much changes." Ruby turned to each of her teammates. They all nodded in agreement, and she spoke when her gaze stopped at her yellow teammate, "Just imagine a loud and gay me, and a hyper cookie lover Yang?"

"Hey, I'm not gay!" The brawler said reflexively.

"Pft!" The Ladybugs tried to suppress their laughs.

"Now that's a great joke." The team leader said while covering her mouth with tears in her eyes, earning a glare from her sister.

"I wouldn't want that to happen though." Weiss commented all of a sudden, "I mean, I wouldn't want to date Ruby."

"I wouldn't want to date Yang either." Blake went from laughter to serious in seconds and continued after the heiress.

"Weiss! Blake!" Yang put both her palms on her cheeks, making a horrified expression as if she had seen Misaka Mikoto being honest with plot-armor king Touma, "You just offended every single White Rose and Bumblebee shippers out there!"

"Huh?"

"Pft, like I care." The Faunus shrugged smugly.

A pause.

"I don't mind dating Weiss though."

"Blake!" The red, the white and the yellow shouted in unison.

-beep-

"Geez that was just a joke guys!" Yang mimicked her partner, "Those were her last words before Ruby went all yandere on her. Please excuse the various background noises that might or might not be appropriate."

"Leave a comment if you want to ask us anything." Weiss said. She then stole some glances at her girlfriend, which didn't go unnoticed by the latter.

"What is it bae?"

"Stop calling me bae! And…" The heiress blushed, "I wouldn't date anyone beside you."

Xiao Long's face turned bright red as well, and Dear RWBY #42 vlog ended in a wonderful gay atmosphere.

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Disclaimer: I am not responsible for any casualty during the recording of the Dear RWBY vlog.

There, I said it. Whatever happens to Blake, I have zero responsibility for it!

And yes. I know that Overlady joke is overused, so I criticized myself using a certain heiress, and turned it into another joke. Pretty genius of me eh? Eh? Guys?

Pa-treon: Freelancer Tank, FB: IBurn 'Tank' RWBY Fanfic Author.

I do not own RWBY.

Special thanks to:

Pearl Darkness.