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Pearl Darkness.
This is a simple question, but it's so straight to the point that I don't know how to make jokes out of it. Nevertheless, please enjoy!
(ANNOUNCEMENT: I changed my FB name.)
I do not own RWBY.
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Dear RWBY #43
Start.
"Hello! Welcome to Dear RWBY vlog forty-three!" Ruby Rose did the introduction for this episode, "Yay!"
"Yay…" Weiss and Blake said tiredly.
"C'mon guys you gotta hype up! Can't greet our viewers like that! Repeat after me! Yay!"
"Yay…"
"Sis, not you too!"
"Sorry Rubes, it's just…"
"Sometimes," The heiress sighed and crossed her arms while giving Ruby a weird look, "I seriously doubt that Yang wasn't the member with...the best stamina in our team."
"I don't know how Yang's performance is in bed, but Ruby, without a doubt, is an absolute beast."
"Blake!" The sisters yelled in unison. Weiss on the other hand, just reacted with a grand face-palm; her action was exactly like Misaka Mikoto's after the latter found out that the sister she had been talking to was on a swing demonstrating what was called a 'stand-swinging' instead of listening to her.
"Anyway, it was just a sprint practice!" The team leader said nonchalantly.
"Sprinting...isn't as easy as I thought it would be." Yang closed her eyes and shook her head.
"You've never did any sprint training before?" Blake raised an eyebrow.
"Nope."
"I did, back when I was still in the White Fang." The Faunus turned to a certain teammate who usually was seen with a side ponytail, but for whatever reason had let her hair loose today, "Running was our best bet in case we're overpowered in our...operations."
"You mean robberies? Raids? Assassinations?" Weiss snorted, "And if you're so well-trained in sprinting, then why are you so tired?"
"I believe I just stated the reason." Blake smirked, "Hint: it involves the word 'bed' and the word 'beast'."
"Blake, too much information!"
Yang straight up ignored her sister as she spoke, "I can endure long harsh activities, but short burst ones like sprinting isn't really my thing."
"And I can run long distances. However, sprinting like a puma is not something I am good at either." The heiress continued.
"Do pumas really exist?" The Faunus asked.
"Yes they do!"
"I'm thinking, maybe I should train with Weiss someday, running marathons. I've never tried running one before, and I'm curious about Xiao Long I can withstand until I run out of stamina."
"Goddamnit Yang!"
Weiss Schnee pinched the bridge of her nose and sighed, "Every time this brute makes a pun, it will remind me that we've been straying away from the question. Now can we please get back to it, so that we can rest as soon as possible?"
"Agreed." A certain black haired kitten said.
"Seems like you guys are still energetic despite complaining about the sprint training~"
"Alright, I'm gonna read it then." Yang grabbed the scroll from her sister and proceeded to read the question aloud, "The Wizardous Magicman asked...Dear RWBY: If CFVY, the team, were to do a member-to-team, one-year-long mentorship program, between you, JNPR, CRDL and CMEN, how would you allocate them? Like, Coco to mentor JNPR, Fox to mentor CRDL, etc."
"For starters, I don't think we would be allowed to choose-"
"I would like Coco to mentor us!" Ruby interrupted her partner rudely.
Said partner rolled her eyes, seemingly used to Little Red's hyperactivity, "Let me guess, it is because she has a handbag that's also a gun."
"I mean, what else could it be?" Blake giggled.
"So Coco belongs to us!" Yang gave a thumbs-up towards the screen.
"But she's a huge flirt though." Weiss commented, "Especially with Yang."
"You jealous bae?"
"Of course!"
Not expecting the honesty, Yang's face turned into different shades of red. She then cleared her throat and suggested that Coco wouldn't lay a hand on any of them. The woman liked to joke, but she wasn't dumb; she was perfectly aware of the boundaries that she shouldn't cross.
"But…" The heiress continued, "Who is Team CMEN? Have we met the members before?"
"Oh silly Weiss! It's the upperclassmen! Mercury! Emerald! Cinder!" Ruby repeatedly smacked her partner's back lightly.
"Cinder...Cinder...hmm...doesn't ring a bell. What's her last name?"
"Um...it's...it's like Cinder Autumn or something."
Yang leaned in to whisper to Blake when their teammates were trying their best to remember Cinder's last name, "Did they just break the fourth wall?"
"I don't think they are aware of what they're talking about." The Faunus said, "Must be IBurn's doing."
"Indeed. I don't think everyone will get the reference though."
"There are RWBY fans that don't watch Chibi?"
"I think so."
"What are you two whispering there?" The heiress' voice snapped the Bumblebees back to reality.
"Well, we-"
"-Are secretly judging you both." Blake spoke in a monotone, "Because you forgot the evil- I mean, the upperclassman's name."
"I mean we don't meet each other often…" Ruby's voice lowered gradually.
"It's Cinder Fall, sis."
"Ah…"
"Anyway," The black haired girl said, "Is Yatsuhashi for Team CRDL good?"
"Great choice." Yang answered, "With his size, I don't think any of the members dares to lay a hand on him."
"So...Velvet as Team JNPR's mentor?"
"Agreed." Monochrome said simultaneously.
"So that's left...Fox to tutor Team CMEN. But he's really quiet, so do you think it's suitable for him...to be with Cinder...Bawls? Frack, I forgot her name again."
"Cinder Fall." Yang said.
"Right!"
"It's extremely cute of you to change the word to avoid swearing." Blake complimented her girlfriend.
"Hehehe...thank you Blake…"
"Gays, I do think it's a bad idea to assign Velvet to Team CMEN, so Fox is a better choice. He can use his weapons whenever he wants to, unlike Velvet who has to save it until she absolutely needs it. I mean, we don't know Team CMEN that much, and one of them...or some of them might be evil."
"Yang!" The Faunus exclaimed.
"The evil one must be the 'N' of Team CMEN! It can't be Cinder...Cinder...Mall?"
"Cinder Fall!" Yang face-palmed, "And what makes you say that?"
-somewhere far away-
"This is something young people wear, right?" A certain evil woman asked.
The grey-haired boy just shrugged after giving the tanned girl a look.
-back to the vlog-
"Because we have never seen the 'N' of that team! Do you even know her name?"
"Of course we've seen her. Ruby, she almost stabbed me to death on that train."
"Oh...uh...see! That's why she's evil!"
A pause.
"You what?!" The White Roses screamed together.
"We were trying to stop Torchwick, remember? On the train? We went separate ways and that 'N' almost killed me."
"The umbrella girl who looks like some ice cream flavor, love." Blake reminded Ruby, "She was with Torchwick."
"Ah!"
"This universe is so messed up, man." Yang sighed, "It was set to be a time before the Vytal Festival in volume three, but at the same time it also shares the universe with Chibi. Such confusing, much wow."
"Huh?"
"Ruby, ignore." Weiss scowled.
"And we've celebrated two new years. But we're still stuck at that timeline. We're gonna be forever the same age." Blake joined her partner.
"Hey, time isn't made of lines! It's made of circles, that's why clocks are round!" The blonde grinned.
"So, in conclusion." The heiress ignored the bees, "Coco for Team RWBY, Fox for Team CMEN, Yatsuhashi for Team CRDL, and Velvet for Team JNPR."
-beep-
"See, you guys are still energetic despite complaining about being tired after the training!" Little red turned to each of her teammates while she was speaking.
"I guess the power of gay has recharged us." Yang laughed merrily.
"Leave a comment if you want to ask us anything." Weiss said.
"Bye!"
End.
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I feel like this chapter has a lot of references. Well, I'm lazy to count, and I'm lazy to rewrite, so whether you get it or not...I'm just going to leave it at that!
Now excuse me while I submerge my face in cold water. My eyes hurt too much.
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