Special thanks to:

Pearl Darkness.

I've decided to call this series 'DRWBY'.

Anyway, this chapter was not written under normal circumstances - I actually have ran out of energy and creativity when I put together #44. And, as I've mentioned in my FB and Pa-treon, I won't be uploading as frequent as I am trying to figure things out.

Thank you for reading my story.

(ANNOUNCEMENT: I changed my FB page name.)

I do not own RWBY.

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Dear RWBY #44

Start.

"Hello and welcome to another Dear RWBY!" Little red threw up both her arms.

"You still ended up using that intro."

"Aw that's because I couldn't think of a new one! And you wouldn't help me!"

"Yeah, why didn't you help her, Weiss?"

The heiress face-palmed at a certain Faunus who just assisted her partner. Meanwhile, the romantic partner of said heiress just laughed at their interaction while pointing at her sister's scroll, indicating anyone who was in charge of reading the question to do so.

"Whose turn is it?" The heiress asked after a deep, long sigh.

"Me." Blake answered as she grabbed Ruby's scroll and read the question aloud, "Jyoster asked, Dear RWBY: Outside the creatures of Grimm, have you ever had a dangerous encounter with a wild animal before? And one a side note, which is your favorite animal? Not counting Zwei on this one, we all know he's the best. Anyway, have a good day. PS: Did you get the Super Smash Bros invitations yet?"

"We already answered the favorite animal question. Did you not watch our other vlogs, Jyoster?"

"Weiss you gotta be...gentler with our viewers!"

"Princess has good memories." The Faunus smirked, "I'm surprised you remember things other than Yang this well."

"Well excuse me, I'm the top of our class. I'm pretty sure someone who excels at study will be exceptional in terms of...memory power."

"Yang's among the top students as well, but she forgets things."

"You looking for a fight, Belladonna?"

"Not quite. Just felt like teasing you."

"Fuck you."

"Chill Weiss!" Yang laughed merrily, "Without a little teasing once in a while, the world will not be as colorful! It'll be monochrome!"

"That joke is so forced, Xiao Long." The black haired girl shook her head.

"But I don't get it!" Ruby exclaimed, "What joke did Yang make?"

"You want to know?" The blonde wiggled her eyebrows.

"Oh dear sister, can you please kindly tell me what joke did the great Yang just made?"

This had triggered Yang to laugh again as she answered, "Very well. But I will only tell you if you give me a thousand lien cheque, mate!"

"Huh?" Weiss made a weird expression.

"I think the shipping joke has gone overboard lately." Blake crossed her arms and eyed her partner.

"Maybe a little."

"This series is tagged Freezerburn and Ladybug, if you keep on sneaking other ships in here, people will be pissed."

"But, Monochrome is actually popular among our viewers!"

"Is it?"

"Perhaps?"

"Or is it just IBurn who liked it?"

Yang blew whistle as she turned to another side, avoiding all forms of contact with the scowling Faunus.

"While you guys were flirting and talking things we don't understand, I took the time to check and the favorite animal question appeared in vlog #5."

"Aw, princess is jealous." Ruby giggled.

"Shut up! Just answer the damn question, and then it's done. When it's done, you can go and be gay all you want and stop fucking picking on me."

"Why is Weiss extra grumpy today?"

"I don't know Rubes, we've asked this question too many times already." Blake shrugged.

"Okay, we'll answer the question and be gay after this. So, whether or not we have ever had a dangerous encounter with a wild animal...it's a yes for us."

"Us?" The heiress spoke.

"Yeah, we were...mischievous? Hyperactive? Brave? Thrill-seeking?" The leader turned to her sister, and the latter nodded in agreement.

"The more you talk, the less I want to know what actually happened." Weiss snorted.

"We can't talk about it much since it's an endangered animal, but-"

"Stop. I'm not going to be a part of your...borderline illegal behavior."

"Aw Weiss we didn't do any illegal things, I swear!"

"A hint of our encounter." The blonde smirked, "It involves a big cat of some kind."

"...What, like a puma?"

"Yeah Blake there you go!"

"But do pumas exist?" The Faunus turned to her teasing target.

"Yes they do!"

"So Weiss~ have you ever encountered a dangerous animal?" Little red tried to distract her agitated partner.

"I've never had one before." She answered, "Except for, maybe, the encounter with my father who happened to be as heartless as a beast. Does that count?"

"Whooooooa!" The sisters exclaimed together in pure awe.

"Nice one, princess."

"Stop calling me princess!"

"My most dangerous encounter with an animal was probably Zwei." Blake ignored the heiress, which resulted a fierce scowl from the latter.

"I knew you'd say that." Ruby giggled. Her lover smiled back at her affectionately.

"Actually, had it not for my mighty plot armor in this series, I would've had an unforgettable encounter with a dangerous animal named Adam Taurus. Thank Misaka Mikoto this series' timeline is stuck and probably confusing as heck." Yang spoke suddenly.

Silence.

"And no, we haven't get the super smash bro invitations yet."

-beep-

"So~ leave a comment if you wanna ask us anything!" Ruby gave the screen a thumbs-up.

"We're currently undergoing some discussions on our future plans and schedules etc, so we won't upload as frequent until further notice!" Yang announced.

"Actually, I looked back at our old vlogs the other day." Blake spoke, "And in one of the episode, we mentioned we would shoot videos everyday. Apparently, we've all forgotten about that."

"Oh snap-"

"Bye." The heiress interrupted her girlfriend.

"So can we go and be gay now?"

End.

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Man, I really have run out of ideas. I would much rather it was my fats which I have run out on. Now I'm having problem constructing a proper sentence.

I should probably stop ranting before I go full motivational speaker style (but not motivating speech that is) here.

And, RWBY, y u gotta mess up at the last few episodes.

Pa-treon: Freelancer Tank, FB: Freelancer Tank (Username: IBurnFT).

I do not own RWBY.

Special thanks to:

Pearl Darkness.