Special thanks to:

Pearl Darkness.

Not sorry for the bashed reader. Anyway...hey! I might be launching a new mini series soon - it's going to be like Dear RWBY, but with no definitive ship. It's overall just a relaxing series to perhaps bring a smile to your face! Please look forward to it!

I do not own RWBY.

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Dear RWBY #45

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"Hello and welcome to another episode of DRWBY! That's right, we're calling it DRWBY!" Ruby Rose threw up both her arms and yelled in excitement. Team RWBY was sitting on the floor with a scroll placed in between the monochrome members.

"Idea from IBurn, our beloved sponsor!" Her sister continued with the same tension.

"Forty plus vlogs in, and she's still shameless as ever."

"Weiss, she's literally just beside you." Blake commented.

"I know."

The scroll beside Weiss with the line 'voice only' spoke, "What do you have against me, princess? Why do you keep bashing me? Me is sad."

"Stop calling me that!"

"So, bae, I don't think you should start getting mad now, because-"

"Because you're about to get even madder." Blake smirked as she passed her teammate their leader's scroll.

"It's this prick again!" The heiress yelled, "Was it my turn to read the question? Please tell me it wasn't!"

"I can already tell who submitted the question." IBurn said.

"Weiss is so easy to read sometimes." Yang continued as she nodded.

"All the time."

"Agreed. "

"Hey!"

"Weiss dear, maybe you should read the question first before judging the viewer. And yes it's your turn."

"Hmph. Fine. LastOrder asked, Dear RWBY, which part of your body are you willing to sacrifice just to save the life of the one you cherished the most? Now this is a decent question if I say so myself so no complaints in this one, 'kay princess? We cool? Wink. No. Not cool. Fuck you."

"Weiss!" The sisters exclaimed.

"P.S...Sleepy Weiss is so adowable. Woodn't you agree? 'Woodn't' as in the wood, spelled w, o, o, d." The heiress scowled.

"Was that a throwback to the...tree vlog? The one where Yang made a shit ton of horrible puns?" Blake accentuated the last two words as she gave her partner a look.

"I atree that sleepy Weiss is indeed adowable!"

That had earned a grand face-palm from the red, the white and the black of the team.

"Maybe that's why she likes coffee so much! It's helps in fighting her sleepiness." Yang continued then, giving the scroll beside her girlfriend a look.

As if she could sense the hint that the blonde just dropped, IBurn talked in a completely calm voice, "Well, latte always say, the caffeine within helps wake us up."

"Yeah, other than that, it also helps us to espresso-urselves and brings out mocha-racters within us that we don't usually show to other people!" The duo continued.

After a series of groans and grunts, Ruby cleared her throat and said, "Guys, just in case you aren't aware, a certain heiress is about to explode right now."

"Oh Ruby, were you coffeeing? Is your throat alright?"

"...If you continue this, Weiss is going to...roast you both." Blake spoke in her usual monotone.

That has caused Supreme Overlady's anger gauge to rise up just a little.

"...It went up. Now she's gonna...decaf you both." Ruby somehow made a pun too, unable to contain the grin.

"Oh not you too!"

-beep-

Team RWBY's dorm was now encased in ice, as if it was Queen Elsa's enormous castle - except Queen Elsa's castle had no frozen dragon.

"Why only me, Weissy?"

"Hmph."

"I can't believe I was infected by the pun virus." Ruby Rose shook her head and let out a huge sigh.

"That was a good pun though, love."

"Hehe thank you Blake…"

"I should rename this series to 'Dear RWBY: Of Puns and Gays'."

"Excuse me, this is our series."

"Yes, her Ice Majesty."

"Grr…"

"You should stop before Weiss destroys my scroll, IBurn." The Faunus said.

"Good point. So, let's just answer the question then…"

"Which part of my body am I willing to sacrifice to save my most cherished person? My left hand I guess." Yang, who was being frozen on the wall spoke. She was trying her best to crack the ice, but to no avail, so she had totally given up, "I mean, I already sacrificed my right arm for my...third most cherished person."

"Oh so I'm only ranked third?"

"This isn't canon Blakey. Of course my priority rank is gonna bee different."

"Hey, stop breaking the fourth wall in front of me!"

Ruby ignored the trio and said, "I'm willing to sacrifice my...uh...wait, aren't limbs the only option for this...question?"

"I mean, you can sacrifice your organs, like...your kidney?" The blonde raised an eyebrow.

"I'm willing to then. Anything for you Blake~"

"Aww me too, love~"

"Too gay...even I can't stand it…"

"I'm willing to sacrifice...my life...for…"

"Yang?" Everyone except for Yang spoke in unison.

The Freezerburn blushed instantly then.

Silent.

"I'm willing to sacrifice everything for Misaka Mikoto."

-beep-

"That's it for this vlog! So, leave a comment if you wanna ask us anything, and we'll see you next time!" Ruby waved at the camera.

"Weiss and Yang are doing...something offscreen. So, bye!"

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How dareth they break the fourth wall in front of the author. I am offended. But then again, I wrote then breaking the fourth wall in front of the author, and I am the author, so does that mean I'm offending myself? Such question, much wow.

LastOrder, you should feel happy for the fact that Weiss bashed you. You lucky bastard!

I hope you enjoy this chapter, until next time!

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I do not own RWBY.

Special thanks to:

Pearl Darkness.