Special thanks to:
Pearl Darkness.
This is IBurn!
It's already the 14th here, so I just want to wish everyone here a Happy Valentine! Cue the Love Live Valentine song - Mogyutto. However, I do not have a lover, so...anyone wants to drink this day away with me?
I do not own RWBY.
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Dear RWBY: Valentine's Special II
Start.
"Hello and welcome to another Dear RWBY vlog!" Ruby Rose greeted passionately, "And today, we have - our very second Valentine's Special! Yay!"
"Happy Valentine's, everyone!" Blake Belladonna joined in with the same hype.
Team RWBY was sitting on the floor like their usual arrangement.
"Why is Blake so...out of character?" A certain heiress crossed her arms, her expression was a mix of horror and amusement.
"Because it's Valentine, bae!"
"Stop calling me that!"
"You know how gay Blake usually is! And on the fourteenth of February, she's gonna be even gayer!"
"Let's finish this ASAP so that we can go on a date." The Faunus ignored the Freezerburn lovebirds and spoke in her usual monotone - she couldn't hide the excitement within however.
"Chill, guys."
"Why is she here?!" Weiss pointed at the scroll located between Blake and her.
"Why to assist you of course. Have you forgotten how you've planned to do this vlog? I even left my Misaka Mikoto body pillow behind just to come here and help you out!"
"Excuse me, you're not even here!"
"Right!" Ruby interrupted her partner and said, "We're going to have IBurn read us the questions, and we'll answer them as fast as possible - and our time limit is five minutes!"
"That's equivalent to one thousand plus words!" Yang winked at the camera.
"Here I go. Boriva asked, Dear RWBY, what movie, old or new, would you want to watch at any point?"
"Oh speaking of movie…" The blonde grinned, "Have you guys finished volume six?"
"What volume six?" Weiss questioned.
"After the episode where we fought Adam, I just wanna say that…"
"Oh no I know that look!" Ruby made a horrified expression.
"Blake's Gambol Shroud...became Gambol Shred...ded."
"Goddamnit Yang!" The Faunus yelled.
-beep-
"Phew, no explosions." Ruby's face re-appeared on the screen, "Sorry guys, just needed some time to adjust."
"You two don't even understand my joke!"
"We did it out of reflex." Weiss scowled.
"You can't blame us for that. You deserve it." Blake said.
"Yeah Yang, have you not learned your lesson?"
"Oh c'mon, you're in this as well! Literally!"
"I don't know what you're talking about. Anyway, let's get back to the question guys. What movies would you like to watch?"
"Don't run away!" The blonde pointed at her partner's scroll with the line 'voice only' on it.
"We don't usually watch movies." The heiress spoke.
"But we actually love to! And at some point in the future, I want to watch Fifty Shades of- pft!"
"Ruby!" Yang yelled.
"Sorry, I couldn't even finish the joke…" After a series of laughing, Little Red wiped her tears and answered, "In all seriousness, I haven't watched 'Venom', and I would like to do just that when I have the time to!"
"Then I'll choose 'Venom' too. Let's watch it together, love~"
"Okay Blake~"
"Well, princess?"
"Stop calling me that!" Weiss huffed, then her face turned slightly pink as she whispered, "I'm interested in watching...Moana…"
The sponsor giggled, "Ehem, Yangaroo, you know how to spend your Valentine's Day now~"
"I'm actually a lot more...eager to look forward to what will happen after we watch that movie though. It will be...moan-a instead."
A line of sentence with small letters appeared at the lower right of the screen: Please let me know if this is offensive. If it is, I will take it down.
"Yang Xiao Long."
"Don't forget the tie, firecracker."
"IBurn!"
Ruby and Blake laughed at their interactions while a certain heiress just crossed her arms in anger.
"And I would like to watch the Love Live Sunshine movie!" The blonde gave a thumbs-up to the camera.
"Pardon me guys, I'm not really into watching movies, save for the animated ones, so I can't really give good answers to this question. I have just seen Venom last week, so it became the answer. And yes I love Moana, don't judge."
"Who are you talking to?" Little Red raised an eyebrow.
"Creatures beyond the wall."
"Huh?"
-beep-
"Second question! Jyoster asked, Dear RWBY: What kind of pets do you want to have and why? This does not include Zwei cause it would be too easy."
"A puma." Weiss answered immediately.
"Do pumas exist?"
"Yes they do!"
"I'd like a black cat." Blake ignored the heiress, "Because...I'm also a cat?"
"Why puma though? I thought you like panther?" Yang tilted her head to a side.
"Panther is my favorite animal, but I want a puma as a pet." The heiress answered nonchalantly.
"But you already have a pet!" The blonde claimed.
"Do I?"
Yang stuck out her tongue, winked with one eye closed and pointed to herself with her thumb.
"You?" Weiss questioned.
"Yuru Yuri reference, hah!"
"Tehe~"
"So you're my pet now? Not my girlfriend?" The heiress smiled in a smug way.
The brawler did not expect this at all; her face turned bright red immediately as she froze, unable to say anything.
"Ooooooh critical hit!" Everyone else aside from the white and the yellow said simultaneously.
"Revenge for earlier, princess?"
"Stop calling me that!" Weiss broke the cool demeanor and yelled.
"And I would like a black cat as well. So that I can be with both my black cats~"
"Aww Ruby~"
"Hehe~"
"Ah, such wonderful gayness…"
A pause.
"Yang?"
"I want a dragon."
-beep-
"Mew Shadowfang asked, Dear RWBY, I dare y'all to do the next question drunk. Except Ruby. Is Ruby old enough to drink? Signed, a very intrigued follower."
"I am old enough! Probably…"
"No."
"...No."
"I mean, how do you know we're not drunk now?"
-beep-
"OBSERVER01 asked, Dear RWBY, what personal fights have pushed the use of your respective semblances the hardest?"
"When Yang stole my cookies and told me she's gonna feed them to the pum-"
"Ruby, we promised not to tell that...story!"
"Right! Um...so it's...sort of a secret, OBSERVER01."
"Was that the encounter with the puma that you both wouldn't tell me no matter how many times I asked?"
"Sssh IBurn!" Yang put her index finger on her lips.
"Fine. I'll...puma self together and not ask anymore."
…
"Ayee!" The blonde cheered and pointed at the scroll with her finger guns.
"Ayee!" IBurn replied.
"You know what, I'll answer that question with action instead." Weiss drew her rapier; she was emitting a menacing aura.
"Witness as we have our personal fight that pushed the use of our respective semblances the hardest." Blake backed her teammate up as she withdrew Gambol Shroud.
"Guys no-"
IBurn and Yang were being interrupted as the screen went blank.
-beep-
Team RWBY's dorm was now covered in layers of ice. Yang Xiao Long was partially frozen while being tied up by Blake's ribbon, and the scroll that was used to connect to IBurn was encased in ice too. But for some reason, it still worked.
"Still alive!" The blonde exclaimed, "And so is your scroll, Blakey."
"Thanks."
"It's cold in here."
"You deserve that!" Weiss Schnee scowled.
"Okay princess. Now...OBSERVER01, again, asked, Dear Blake, who is the better ninja between you and Ren?"
"I think a more or less similar question has been asked before." The Faunus answered. She seemed a lot calmer than she was before the dorm got frozen.
"Just a second!" Ruby exclaimed.
A few moments later.
"It was in the 100 followers special." The leader spoke, "OBSERVER01 themselves asked if Blake and Ren were to have a...no holds barred match? Or something."
"But the question this time is about ninja!"Yang said, then proceeded to make some ninja noises.
A line appeared at the bottom of the screen: Disclaimer: Ninjas don't make noises.
"Fair point. If the 'ninja' is a ninja from Ninjas of Love, then I'm the better ninja; if the 'ninja' is just a normal ninja from a ninja village or something, then Ren is the better ninja." Blake spoke all of that in one go.
"Take a shot every time Blake says the word 'ninja'."
"I agree with Blake's answer." Weiss crossed her arms and said, "That sounded weird."
"I agree as well! But, for me, you're the best at everything, Blake!" Ruby smiled as her imaginary tail wagged rapidly.
"Aww Ruby, that's so sweet of you. But you're the better one in bed-"
"Blake!" The White Roses yelled together.
"You know, I read a joke about ninjas somewhere from our fan arts." Surprisingly, the blonde did not react to her partner's accidental reveal at all.
"Yang no, have you not learned your less-"
"Can a ninja throw a star? Sure-he-can!" The smile on the frozen brawler's face was so bright as she shamelessly made a pun.
Her sister let out an extra huge sigh; the Monochrome's eyes shone in blood red as they grabbed their weapons.
"Why Blake too-"
-beep-
"Hey guys, we moved twice because...our dorm just experienced a giant iceplosion, and when we went to the backyard...Jaune and Pyrrha were sharing a passionate kiss. So...here we are!" Little red explained.
"Why are we in Professor Ozpin's office?!"
"There's nowhere else to go, princess. You can find people making out at every corner." The Faunus answered, then turned around and continued, "I don't think anyone would dare to do 'things' here."
"Indeed." A nasal male voice appeared suddenly, startling the three of them. The chair that Professor Ozpin always sat on turned around, revealing himself with his trademark coffee mug, "Now, may I ask why Miss Xiao Long is frozen with a scroll on her head?"
All the eyes in the room simultaneously turned to the giant piece of ice with a dragon in it that sat at the corner of the man's office.
"Professor, do you watch our vlogs?" Blake asked.
"I do. Fair point. I understand." Ozpin got up from his seat and grabbed his cane, "You may use the office as you like - just make sure to clean it and not turning it into a mini Atlas. If you do so…"
Everyone gulped.
"Professor Goodwitch and I will be really, really upset. Got it?"
"Yes sir!" Ruby saluted.
"I can assure that, professor." The heiress spoke with a hint of pride in her voice.
"You better...icesure that, Miss Schnee. I believe in your words."
"Did you just-" Blake's jaw dropped.
"Alright it's over five minutes now let's just end this guys bye! Weiss no-"
"Leave a comment if you want to ask Team RWBY anything!" Ozpin managed to wink at the camera before everything turned white.
End.
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I would like to think that Ozpin turned from the usual him to Chibi just as he said that pun.
Thank you for reading my story till the end! And, with this much question cleared in this chapter...I still have over forty in line. Chill, guys!
Once again, Happy Valentine's! I'm gonna spend it with Misaka Mikoto.
FB & Pa-treon: Freelancer Tank (FB username: IBurnFT).
I do not own RWBY.
Special thanks to:
Pearl Darkness.