Special thanks to:

Pearl Darkness.

This is IBurn! I've launched the new series I talked about last (or the one before) chapter, and it's called 'A Blessing To These Wonderful Dorks!'. Check it out if you're interested!

I've also decided to make Dear RWBY's schedule once a week - on Wednesdays (or Tuesday if you're on the other side of the Earth).

Oh and, I am not sorry for the terrible puns.

I do not own RWBY.

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Dear RWBY #47

Start.

"Hello and welcome to another Dear RWBY vlog!" Ruby Rose greeted.

The four ladies were sitting on their respective luggage in the middle of their dorm; it seemed like they were planning to travel somewhere. It was sunny outside and the weather was fairly warm.

"This episode is sponsored by IBurn!" Yang did a thumbs-up towards the camera.

"It's Blake's turn. Let's make this fast." Blake referred to herself in third person; her fingers moved swiftly on the scroll she was holding, and soon a familiar interface was pulled out. She had asked for it from the owner when her partner was busy setting up the scroll for recording so that the process of reading questions aloud could be sped up - even just for a little. Maybe they should switch to cloud storage in the future so that they didn't have to use their leader's scroll all the time as all the questions were recorded there.

"I agree." Weiss Schnee nodded.

"And so do I!" The blonde exclaimed while throw up both her arms, "Oh boy, I can't wait to go to Argus!"

"Me too!" Ruby tried her best to speak in an audible speed while suppressing her excitement. She shifted nearer to the camera on her travel case that had wheels at the bottom while resting her hands on the handle, "Guys, Jaune's sister over at Argus just gave birth to a baby some time ago! And her along with her wife had invited us over for a mini celebration! Well, not exactly mini as even Uncle Qrow will be there but-"

"I really can't wait to meet another pair of lesbians that has a kid." The Faunus interrupted her girlfriend - which was extremely out of character for her.

"Do you want kids, Blake?" Her partner raised an eyebrow.

That had caused the black haired girl to blush, "If...Ruby's okay with it…"

"Wow, we don't get to see this often." The brawler commented genuinely.

"Need I remind you that this is not something you talk about on camera." Weiss accentuated the last two words.

"Well...kids are cute…" Little red gave a vague answer, but there wasn't any sign of rejection. Blake understood that she couldn't just give a firm reply on the spot, so she just smiled and gave the girl a look.

"And you're cute too, Rubes!" Yang slid closer to her sister as she was also sitting on a wheeled travel case; she then wrapped her muscular arms around the latter and spoke affectionately, "Aww my baby sister's really grown up!"

"Yang, get off me!"

"Hey, do you want to get to the airship on time or not?" The heiress rolled her eyes.

"Right." The blonde answered. She stopped showering her sister with love and returned to her original position, "Last minute vlog before boarding the ship! I mean, literally, we don't have much time before the departure."

"Then hurry the fuck up!" Weiss yelped.

"To be fair, we won't have to worry about getting to the ship on time if you cards are still valid." The Faunus shrugged, "Private jets for the Schnees are just a piece of cake."

"It's good to see that you're still your old self, Belladonna."

"Such a snarky comment, Blakey."

Ruby immediately tried to mimic her partner, speaking in the typical rich lady tone, "Excuse me?! It's not my fault that my father locked me out!"

"Tsk tsk, no sis. Now it's more like do you think that just because I can afford it, I should let you board my ship, Belladonna?"

"I stand with Ruby's answer."

"Hehe, thank you Blake~"

"Anytime, love~"

Weiss face-palmed at the flirting and said, "Just read the fucking question, or else we will be very late and can't possibly see any lesbians' kid."

"As you wish, Supreme Overlady Weiss Schnee."

"Shut the fuck up."

"You sure curse a lot lately."

"Oh, and why do you think I do that so much lately, cat?"

Blake ignored the scowling heiress and proceeded to read the question aloud, "OBSERVER01 asked, Dear RWBY, have you watched One Punch Man or Gintama?"

"No. Now let's go." The heiress answered after a huff.

"Yes on One Punch Man, no on Gintama." Ruby continued after her partner.

"Same."

"Damn, I can't think of any puns." Yang sounded like she was disappointed, but that Kuroko-about-to-harass-Misaka Mikoto grin on her face said otherwise.

"Oh no-"

"Guess I can't even make One Pun-ch, man!"

"Goddamnit Yang!" Everyone shouted in unison.

"...You guys have to drink some strong dry Gin-ta-master the art of patience and high emotional intel- Wait!"

-beep-

The screen was shaking violently when it resumed. Team RWBY was running towards the airship port with their leader holding up her sister's scroll and recording as they did the outro.

"Leave a comment if you want to ask us anything." Blake said.

"Yeah, see you guys over at Argus!" Ruby exclaimed, "We'll be filming vlogs there as well!"

A pause.

"I'll just wait for you guys there. Catch this, Weiss!"

The heiress was surprised by a scroll flying towards her, but managed to grab it in time. When she had gotten ready to scold her partner, she was already nowhere to be seen - only a trail of rose petals was visible.

"I can't believe she dumped Blake too." The white haired girl huffed.

"She understands me. She knows I enjoy seeing...that."

Weiss followed the Faunus' eyesight and yelled at her girlfriend, "Faster, brute, or we'll be late!"

Approximately a few meters away, was a dragon carrying all their luggage struggling to catch up to them - plus an extra one because her Ice Majesty needed her beauty products by her side at all times.

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This is what you get for those shitty puns, you muscle woman. What? I was the one who wrote those puns? I don't know what you're talking about.

Jokes aside, I took a slightly different approach to this chapter - and slightly different style of narration. Let me know if you have any opinions on it!

Also, look forward to the Argus vlog by next week!

FB & Pa-treon: Freelancer Tank; visit my profile for other forms of contact.

I do not own RWBY.

Special thanks to:

Pearl Darkness.