Special thanks to:

Pearl Darkness.

So, the Argus vlog...I originally only planned to split it into half. But now it's gonna have more. Meh.

Anyway, I'm not totally recovered from the exhaustion yet, but I've gotten a lot better.

I do not own RWBY.

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Argus Limited Part II

Continued from the previous vlog, after a long beep.

"Ahem…" Ruby Rose cleared her throat and spoke as soon as the screen resumed, "Now that we've all calmed down...we can continue with the questions!"

"Why are you girls here?" Qrow Branwen slurred. He was holding a glass of brown colored liquid, and there were five other different glasses on the counter.

"To film a vlog, duh." Yang shrugged.

The man let out a long sigh before speaking, "This is a bar, Yang."

"Not the first time I've been in one." She replied immediately.

"...That's actually true." He face-palmed.

"But it is my first time!" Little red hopped in excitement, "And Uncle Qrow, you just ditched us the moment that airship landed! How could you?!"

"Saphron did say the bars here serve quality alcohol." Lie Ren commented nonchalantly.

"You did your research beforehand huh? Seems out of character." Blake smirked.

"Hey, I'm an experienced huntsman that travels all the time for missions. I know stuff." He replied, getting a little annoyed with the tone the Faunus used.

"Why am I still holding the camera again?!" Jaune suddenly complained.

"Ren, do they serve pancakes in a bar? Oh, do you think they pour…" The ginger turned to the menu, squinted a little and continued, "Vodka! Do you think they pour vodka over those fluffy delicious pancakes? Is Vodka sweet? I sure do love some!"

Standing the furthest from the drunkle was a certain heiress, pinching the bridge of her nose and shaking her head, "This is exactly why I'm against the idea of filming in a bar."

"Ugh you guys are noisy. Get. Out!" Said drunkle pointed towards the entrance.

-beep-

"Well that's a bummer." Ruby's imaginary dog ears folded.

"Maybe we should find another place?" Pyrrha Nikos tried to cheer her up.

"Let's ask someone else where's a good place for sightseeing!" The blonde suggested.

"Alright!" Her sister instantly cheered up. She spotted a short girl near to the street side, "I'll go get the girl over-"

"Excuse me?"

Ruby halted as she was interrupted by Yang, who had approached another person. A black man turned around to face the latter; he was big, buffed, bald and carried a huge battleaxe on his back. His expression was stern, and he stood at over two meters in height. He wore a silver-colored armor over a green sleeveless shirt; both of his arms were full of scars. If they had to describe him with one word, it would be 'intimidating'. Or 'menacing'.

Little red whispered in a speed that matched with her semblance, but was audible to the rest of her friends, "Why did you choose him over all the other friendly looking people?!"

"It's Yang." The Faunus commented.

"That actually makes sense." Weiss and Ren nodded and spoke in unison. Pyrrha just giggled and Jaune handed the scroll to her, walking up to Yang and stood beside her.

"Yes?" The man asked in a deep voice.

"Um...sir. My name is Yang." She introduced herself.

"Yes, Yang. I know you. You're the girl from that trending video on YewTube." He spoke, all while expressionless, "Quite an entertaining series."

"Gee, thank you~" The blonde grinned, "Anyway, these are my friends-"

The gang waved nervously at him, save for the heiress with an annoyed expression.

"-And we're looking for a place with...perhaps...a nice view?"

"Looking for a location to film, yeah?" He crossed his muscular arms, "You can go to the Diamond Port. Ships don't usually go there, so you can take as long as you want."

"Okay, thank you! Can you give us the directions...sir?"

"How do we address you?" Seeing a chance, Jaune joined in the conversation.

The man stood proud and answered, "I am known by many names. Mountain Slayer. Thunder Lion. The Chocolate Axe. But you? You may call me...Tiffany."

"T-Tiffany huh?" The knight swallowed, "That's a...pretty masculine name…"

"Shouldn't be, it's a woman's name." Tiffany replied.

"... 'Kay, I don't know how to keep this conversation going." Jaune's shoulders dropped.

"Easy there, Vomit Boy!" Yang laughed.

"So, you want directions, yeah?" The man raised an eyebrow.

"If you're kind enough to tell us~" The blonde answered.

"Well, it's at the right side of that giant cliff." Tiffany pointed at the tallest cliff in Argus, "Should be easy to spot."

"Alright, thanks a lot...Tiffany."

"No problem." He gave them a thumbs-up, "Be careful of the ice though."

"Ice?"

-camera cut-

"Oh now I see why it's named… 'Diamond Port'." Jaune Arc, speaking while lying on his front on the floor.

"But this is fun!" Pyrrha recorded them with the scroll, "And I'm glad Stephen gave us these shoes to walk on!"

Blake Belladonna, at the exact same position with the fallen knight, literally, sighed, "And this is why ships don't usually come here."

Ruby was squatting beside her trying to help her up, but couldn't suppress her laughter. Ren was busy chasing his hyperactive partner and Weiss just stood there staring at them.

Diamond Port was the largest port here, but it also was the only port with its floor covered in ice. Slippery and thin, but enough to withstand the weight of this many people on it. According to Stephen, the guard working at a small booth near the entrance, Diamond Port had the lowest temperature in Argus; in fact it was so cold that the sea connected to the port was partially frozen. Big chunks of ice were seen scattered around here. They refracted the color of the surrounding, causing them to look like real diamonds. Stephen also told them that the ice looked the most beautiful during sunsets; the myriad of colors illuminated them and the entire place would glow of red, orange, yellow and indigo.

"And." The Faunus turned her head towards her usual teasing target, "I knew the Ice Queen would excel at this. Excel at Weiss-skating. Pft."

"Oh yeah?" The heiress grinned evilly, getting ready to retort back, "I think there's a saying that goes...what was that? Oh right, 'cats always land on their feet'. But…" She then gave the 'cat' a smug look.

Blake scowled.

"Getting revenge, bae?" Yang laughed merrily.

"Stop calling me that!"

"Aaaaand!" Nora skated towards the Ice Queen and spoke, "This is exactly her turf! Weiss on ice!"

"Nora-"

"I wonder if her home back in Atlas is actually a castle made of ice. You know, like El*a's." Ruby smirked. The last word she spoke was bleeped to avoid any copyright issues.

"Ruby-"

"That's for Blake." She turned to her side and whispered.

"Weiss, you have to stay cool and not get agitated." Pyrrha said. After a pause, she continued, "Or in this case, should I say...stay cold?"

"Pyrr- Oh so now you're all ganging up on me?!"

"Weiss." Lie Ren stopped beside her and put his hand on her shoulder, "...Weiss-so-upset?"

"Oh not you too!"

"I'm starting to Schnee why you all like to bully her so much in your vlogs!" Nora aided her boyfriend.

Blake had just gotten up with Ruby's help. She thanked her lover, turned to the heiress and taunted, "Well, we get views mainly because of her reactions."

"Vögeln!" Weiss cursed in a high-pitched voice.

"Can I get any help here?"

-beep-

To be continued.

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Was there too much references in this chapter? I need feedback. Inserting references is hella hilarious if the readers understood them, but if they don't…

Also, please don't ask me where I learned that word.

Until next time! Look forward to Argus Limited Part III!

FB & Pa-treon (For future original contents): Freelancer Tank.

I do not own RWBY.

Special thanks to:

Pearl Darkness.