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Pearl Darkness.
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I hope you enjoy this!
I do not own RWBY.
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Dear RWBY #49
"Hello and welcome to another Dear RWBY vlog!" Ruby Rose greeted the viewers by throwing both her hands up in excitement.
"I lived, bitch!" A certain dragon yelled. Apparently, puma-punching wasn't a crime, but killing it was, "This episode is brought to you by IBurn!"
"Speaking of IBurn, it's been a while since we saw her. Where did she go?" Little red threw a look at her sister.
"It's way better if she isn't here anyway." Weiss said nonchalantly.
"Weissy how dare you! She's our sponsor!" Yang made a horrified expression.
Somewhere in the world of Remnant, or possibly outside the world of Remnant, a figure sneezed.
"Let's finish this ASAP. I'm hungry." The Faunus ignored her partner.
"Me too…" Said partner's shoulders dropped.
This had earned a scowl from a certain heiress, "And whose fault was that?"
The blonde just looked to another side and whistled - though she failed at doing the latter.
"Yang burned the steaks that Tiffany sent us." Ruby deadpanned, "High grade Argus steaks."
"The stove doesn't have enough...fire power!"
"Who in the world uses Dust to cook?!"
"Coco."
"...Good point sis."
Weiss pinched the bridge of her nose and sighed, "Can we just finish recording this and go grab some food before we starve ourselves to death?"
"I agree with Weiss." Blake crossed her arms. After a pause, she said, "That sounded weird."
"Just to let you guys know, we have a schedule for our record sessions." Ruby interrupted as she looked at her partner, "I think you can guess who made those hectic schedules-"
"Hey!"
"-And apparently, shooting the vlogs was being put right after our Sunday lunch."
"And apparently, someone screwed the lunch up." The Faunus imitated her girlfriend.
"And we're stressed, and we're hungry." Both of them continued after one another as if they were reciting a poem. Or a rap.
"...My sincerest apology."
"I told you we should hand the steaks over to a professional, you gigantic oaf." The heiress put her palm on her forehead.
"I'm really sorry."
Seeing the perfect chance to tease her girlfriend's usual target, Ruby puffed out her chest and imitated a certain someone's voice, "Make it up to me then, you adorable oaf!"
"Ruby." The Supreme Overlady scowled.
And the Faunus imitated Ruby's imitation of Weiss' tone, "I demand you to shower me with love and affection, you adorable dragon!"
"Belladonna."
"Well, I'll try my best to…?" Yang chuckled.
The heiress' cheeks turned slightly red, though instead of lashing out in anger or embarrassment, she just sighed heavily and spoke, "Let's just read the f- I mean, let's just move onto the question."
"It's your turn this week, princess."
"Stop calling me that!"
"It's your turn this week, Supreme Overlady."
"Vögeln!"
"Stop being so vulgar, Ice Queen."
"You little-"
"Now now, let's read the question, Snow Angel." Blake smirked as she delivered the final blow.
"Grr. Fuck you." Weiss cursed. She then grabbed her scroll and read the question aloud, attempting to ignore her teammate, "OBSERVER01 asked, Dear RWBY, who would actually win in a no-holds-barred-anything-goes-last-one-standing fight? Ruby and Yang's Uncle Qrow, or Weiss' older sister Winter? Of course it'd be Winter!"
"Uncle Qrow!" Ruby yelled.
"Winter!" Her partner yelled back.
"Uncle Qrow!"
"Winter!"
"Uncle Qrow!"
"Whoa, hey, chill, you both!" Big sister put both her palms up as an attempt to stop them.
"I support whoever Ruby supports."
"Blake~!" The leader called her girlfriend's name with love and affection (and gay).
"Anything for you, love~"
That prompted the heiress to turn to Yang for help. But Yang looked like she was about to apologize - and she actually did when she spoke, "I'm sorry bae...but logically, it would be Qrow…"
"Wha- Yang! I can't believe you!" Weiss' tone sounded genuinely disappointed.
"Weiss." The blonde said, "Do you think Winter would play dirty?"
And that slammed her into utter silence. A moment later, she sighed and replied, "I see your point."
Yang breathed a sigh of relief upon hearing that. If Weiss was silent, then either she was embarrassed, or she was really angry about something - and this looked a lot like the latter. But she knew the girl she loved wouldn't be unreasonable.
"There's no way a noble fighter like Winter would win against that dirty drunkard in a no-holds-barred fight."
"You're just mad cause he whooped butt!"
"That wasn't even something to be proud of." The heiress crossed her arms and turned to another side.
"But he won." Blake tilted her head and smirked. Weiss turned and scowled at her, not saying anything.
"...Qrow Bran-won?"
The red, the white and the black yelled in unison, "No!"
-beep-
"And that's all for this episode...of...vlog! For this vlog. How do I do this again?"
"You did good, love. Leave a comment if you want to ask us anything. Now let's go get some tuna."
"I need more Argus quality steak. Yang, do you have his contact info?"
"Sure do, bae!"
"Stop calling me that!"
"If you guys want to learn how to cook using Fire Dust, just contact Coco Adel! And for Argus quality steaks, please contact Tiffany from Thunder Chocolate Restaurant!"
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I purposely did not indicate who spoke in the last part after the closing beep. Good luck figuring them out.
Hmm...there isn't much to comment on for this chapter - except for the pun. I know it was a bad pun. A bad pun is a good pun. Your argument is invalid.
Dang, the word count...the DRWBY vlogs are supposed to be short!
FB (at IBurnFT) & Pa-treon: Freelancer Tank.
I do not own RWBY.
Special thanks to:
Pearl Darkness.