Special thanks to:

Pearl Darkness.

Can't really think of funny jokes in this one…

Also, as I've mentioned in my FB, I'm taking a week's worth of break. I'm not feeling well. Stories will still be updated (the scheduled ones) because I've written them beforehand.

I do not own RWBY.

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Dear RWBY #51

Start.

"Hello and welcome to another Dear RWBY vlog!" Ruby Rose greeted the viewers in excitement.

"This episode is sponsored by~" Her sister spoke, leaving the sentence hanging while pointing towards a scroll sitting on Blake's bed.

"IBurn!" A familiar robotic voice said.

Team RWBY had chosen to shoot their vlog sitting on the Faunus' bed this time - and of course, they had gotten permission from her beforehand. Ruby especially, was absolutely on with this idea suggested by Yang. Though, it was mainly because she wanted to place the scroll that connected to their sponsor vertically to show the screen to the viewers.

"Yeah she's here because of the question today." The blonde continued.

"Let's make this quick, then." The heiress spoke.

"Why do you hate her so much, princess?" Blake raised an eyebrow in question.

"How many times do I have to say that I don't hate her?!"

"I mean...you do dislike her." Their team leader whispered.

"Aww princess. That hurt."

"Though I do admit that your sponsorship has helped us plenty."

"Anything for my little snowflake~"

"Hey! She's mine, you jerk!" Yang crossed her arms and pretended to be angry.

"I have no chance to flirt with Weiss in real life; let me at least do that here!"

"Hey!"

"No can do! She's my girl!"

"I was joking. I have my waifu after all~"

"You mean your non-existent body pillows?" The Faunus smirked.

"Blake whyyyyy…" Their sponsor wailed, "I just use my imagination to make up for that, for my salary is...sighs."

"Look...can we just move onto our question already?" Weiss pinched the bridge of her nose, "Don't make me say that...every single vlog."

"Okay." The Fourth-Wall breakers spoke at once.

"So, since the question today is about IBurn...let's not let her read it." The blonde teased.

"Aw."

"Ahem, Mew Shadowfang asked...Dear RWBY, how much do you actually know about your beloved sponsor and how did said beloved sponsor even find you?"

"They called me a 'beloved' sponsor!"

"I'm curious about the answer as well." The heiress commented casually.

"Yeah, Yang sort of...took care of everything, so we don't really know what's going on." Ruby said, "She just mentioned some emails, phone calls - and boom! We have a sponsor."

"Beloved sponsor."

"No!"

IBurn could be heard giggling from the scroll that read 'audio only' - as usual, "So you both have...zero knowledge about me. About the sponsorship. Is that fair?"

"The only thing I know about you is that you're shameless as fuck."

"Weiss!"

"She's becoming more and more like Yang." Blake smirked, "And Yang's becoming more and more like her. I mean, did you notice that this muscle-brain never swore ever since she became a thing with Weiss?"

"Blake!" The Freezerburn exclaimed.

The Faunus just shrugged as she ignored them, "Well, I guess it's up to IBurn to answer this question. We have no idea how she found us."

A pause.

"Yang can answer as well, I think."

"We went through a lot of walls to get in touch with one another okay." The blonde spoke in a dramatic way, "It was tough!"

"She lives in a castle?!" Her little sister yelped.

"Or a dungeon." The white-haired girl continued after her partner.

"Nothing like that! Of course I found you via the Dear RWBY vlogs, duh. You've been posting for so long! I just browsed through YewTube one day, saw your videos and thought...man these girls are really gay and hilarious!"

"Hey!"

"It's the truth, princess."

"Hmph."

"So I've decided I can spare some liens to sponsor you girls, so that you can continue making more videos. That's it!"

"Your answer was...pretty normal...which scares me…" Little Red made an expression that screamed 'unbelievable' at the scroll.

"There's nothing to be scared of, Ruby. I contacted Yang because she's capable of passing the walls - it makes everything easier, from delivering liens to coming up with ideas and whatnot."

"I guess that's fair…" The leader said, "Yang's always been a good climber. At one point she actually practiced parkour for fun, so climbing walls shouldn't be that difficult for her."

"Indeed."

"I'm not as good as her." Blake commented all of a sudden.

"Aww you guys!" The blonde fanned her hand as if she's some kind of anime female protagonist getting praised by her friends. A moment later, she stopped and turned to Blake with a shit-eating grin on her face, "And Blake, don't feel bad about not being able to climb walls. You'll get over it someday!"

"Did she just-" Weiss turned to her partner.

Everyone, including their sponsor, could be seen/heard face-palming.

-beep-

"So, there you have it! Until next time every-"

The audio was cut off by none other than Ruby Rose, who was seen pressing the 'disconnect' button with a smug face. She then grinned evilly and spoke, "That's for taking my line, you woman! Ahem...so that's all for this vlog!"

"That's my little sister!"

"Leave a comment if you want to ask us anything."

"Bye."

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Guys, please stop calling me out on my self-insertion. I mean, I haven't done it in quite a while, and the reader asked a question about me! I'm not shameless.

I woke up at five in the morning on a Saturday to write this. Hopefully it's not weird because of my drowsiness. I did shower before starting to write though, to help me wake up. And I had coffee!

Okay that's enough. Bye guys! Ninja vanish!

FB & Pa-treon: Freelancer Tank.

I do not own RWBY.

Special thanks to:

Pearl Darkness.