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Pearl Darkness.
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Disclaimer: I don't really know anything about rap battles, so as I wrote this, I just rhyme stuff. Please don't fact check me.
Note: This vlog was recorded before DRWBY Vlog 52.
I do not own RWBY.
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Dear RWBY: Rap Battle
Start.
As the screen began, loud generic music with a steady tempo could be heard playing; Team RWBY's room was decorated with disco lights and the entire room was purple and pink. The girl themselves were wearing some really generic rappers' clothes.
A line appeared at the bottom right of the screen: To avoid confusion, all the rapping would be subtitled (written) in italics.
"Yo, it's your favorite YewTuber, Team RWBY!" Ruby Rose spoke into the microphone she was holding, "And now, we're going to have a rap battle, get ready!"
Blake and Yang pulled out a pair of sunglasses respectively and put them on.
"We're going freestyling by the way, since apparently none of us knows how to rap properly!" Red continued.
"..."
"C'mon Weiss you're ruining the mood!"
"I never agreed to doing this, dude!" The heiress replied her hyperactive partner.
"Saw what you did there, bae! Nice one! So, it has already begun…" Yang grinned while posing weirdly facing her girlfriend, "Hey bae! Why don't you send me some nudes?
With twenty different poses that look really lewd!"
"Yang Xiao Long, with such a perverted attitude," Blake took the chance to diss the blonde, "Why is it not weird that you're always screwed?
Maybe you should really start developing,
The great habit of daily reading,
So that you'd be more cultured from now on,
Not a complete, idiotic moron!"
Yang turned to face her partner and started retaliating, "Hah, y'all, look at this nerd!
Always readin' books that are covered in dirt,
Feel good that you can rhyme this well, eh?
Go ahead, rap more stuff and win away,
I don't care about victory at all, you useless gay!"
The Faunus fought back, "Well maybe you should shut up and actually read a book,
You thought you could live life to death with just your look?
It won't take much to reveal that you're just a schnook,
Unable to even dress up and be a cook,
Now spend your whole life catching fish inside a brook,
Ain't nobody wants to hire a potential crook,
Like you, you muscular brute!"
"Look at my dearest oaf of a big sister,
It's so sad that she still can't register,
That there's no way she would win this rap," The team leader turned to her partner before rapping the last sentence, "Unless she teams up with the Ice Queen, drat!"
Weiss scowled as she began rapping, "Stop bothering me to join your crap,
I have no interest in winning this rap,
Now can we just finish this and perhaps go grab,
Lunch because I'm really starving, let's do that!"
Blake now had shifted from attacking Yang to her white-haired teammate, "Oh Weiss you little tsundere,
Even in a fanfiction you're still so anime,
You know you really do like this rap battle,
I mean, even with rhyming you barely struggle."
Yang swooped in between her Monochrome teammate, "Here's a tip in case you had it rough,
Find if difficult to keep dishing out bluff?
Just be like Jeremy, generic rap stuff!
Maybe that'll give your poor rapping skill a buff!"
Ruby hesitated before starting to rap, however she decided to just speak whatever that was on her mind despite if it had meaning or not, "One two three four five six seven eight,
Sis...why do you keep attacking Blake?
Uh...you know she's super good at this,
You're putting your victory at stake!"
"Well pretty sneaky sis, the rap-train has no brakes!"
"So how do we determine who's the winner?" The heiress broke character and asked.
"We didn't discuss anything beforehand, singer." Blake replied.
"Seems like our rap battle vlog's in danger!" Her girlfriend continued after her.
"...Power ranger."
"Yes, Yang lost." The Faunus smirked.
"Hey cat,
The meaning doesn't matter in a rap so long as it rhymes,
I've already said that a couple of times!"
"...Can we stop this already?" Weiss, being the only person to oppose the idea of a rap battle vlog, pinched the bridge of her nose and sighed heavily.
"Thanks for tuning in with Team RWBY,
Then, bye-bi!" Ruby ended the vlog.
The music then gradually faded as the screen turned black.
End.
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Do you guys have any idea how difficult it is to write a rap battle?!
Oh it's over already, nevermind. Thank Oum for this. So let me wrap this up-
Anyway, I thought it would be nice to make a different kind of vlog for the DRWBY series once in a while - just like how real life vloggers would. Please don't hesitate to leave a review, and I'll see you next time!
(It would be best if you leave your review in raps.)
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I do not own RWBY.
Special thanks to:
Pearl Darkness.