Special thanks to:
Pearl Darkness.
Everything that I want to say, will be said in the vlog itself.
I do not own RWBY.
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Dear RWBY #53
Start.
"Hello and welcome to another Dear RWBY vlog!" Ruby Rose threw both her hands up and yelled in excitement.
"So, our subscription to the video editing software can last for two more months before we need to top-up again." Yang spoke after her sister with a rather serious tone, "And we don't want the quality of our videos to drop, so we will manage somehow even without any sponsorships for the moment. Our pay will be cut - but that's okay! Please like and subscribe to help us out guys!"
"If you guys want to know what happened to IBurn, please check out our previous video. The Rap Battle episode was filmed before episode fifty-two, so the one you should be looking for is that. Yes." Blake said nonchalantly.
"Well, I'm glad that she's doing better." The heiress threw her girlfriend a look.
"Mmhmm. We got in contact with her some time ago, and she told us that even though it's only a little, she's moving forward. She thanked everyone for the encouraging messages."
"I'm glad we have each other by our side." The Faunus said, "It must feel...horrible to be all alone."
"Yeah…" The sisters answered simultaneously.
"Well...she's got us." Weiss blushed.
"Princess does care~" Blake smirked.
"Hush! Why does everyone keep saying that?!"
"Because~ you're a tsundere, Weiss!"
"No, Ruby!"
"Okay, okay, let's just get to the question, shall we?" Yang winked at her girlfriend.
"We shall." The Faunus grabbed her own scroll and passed it to her partner.
"Oh it's my turn? Sure!" The blonde cleared her throat, "Bilboswagin25 asked...Dear RWBY, have you ever used your semblance for bad? If so, what for? Oho you have not the slightest idea!"
"Of course not. I'm a good kid."
"Didn't you just steal cookies using your semblance...a few days ago?" Weiss snorted.
"Shut up Weiss I didn't!"
"Really?" The white haired girl raised an eyebrow.
"Yes. No. Wait yes."
"She only stole yours, Weiss." Blake shrugged.
"Wha- how dare you!"
"N-no! It was- it was Yang who stole them!"
"Ruby! How dare you push the blame onto your beloved sister?!"
"She also stole Jaune's cookies."
A pause.
"And mine."
"I can't help it…"
"Wait she didn't steal mine?"
"You've been a very bad girl, Ruby~" Blake ignored her partner as she shifted closer to her girlfriend, licking her lips in the process, "Bad girls need to be punished~"
The brunette blushed.
"Please, not on camera." The heiress face-palmed.
"I mean, this will attract more viewers and we can earn a hell lot of-"
"Did you just sell your sister out...for the sake of money?!"
"Just kidding Weissy~"
"Why do we sound nothing like the previous us?" The Faunus stopped seducing her lover, instead she turned to face her partner while making a seemingly wall-breaking remark.
"Well, IBurn hasn't been writing for a while, so she's kinda lost the touch! But no worries guys, she'll be back!" Yang spoke in excitement - but it died down as she whispered, "Hopefully…"
"Yeah. It took her a really long time just to finish this chapter."
"Nani the fuck guys."
"Ruby! Where did you learn that phrase?!"
A certain kitty looked away in guilt.
"Blake."
"We're supposed to be out of character this episode. It's not me. Don't look at me."
The blonde narrowed her eyes.
"...Answer the question, Xiao Long." Her partner said.
"Hm. I don't use my semblance for bad. I use my semblance for badass!"
"The baddest- I mean, the worst thing I've ever done with my semblance…" Seeing as it was her turn, Weiss proceeded to answer - but before she could speak it out loud, the screen was cut to show a series of footage of a certain dragon being frozen again and again throughout their vlog journey.
After the compilation stopped, Ruby spoke immediately while facing the white and the black, "I don't think that's considered 'using semblance for bad'."
"I agree with love. She's doing the world justice by tormenting this woman. Although I think she loves receiving this kind of treatment."
"Hey!" Said woman retorted, then turned to her girlfriend, "It's not justice, okay? For Weiss, it's more like...just-ice!"
"Oh really?"
"You're not freezing her, princess?"
"Stop calling me that!" She huffed, "And no, I'm not feeling it today."
"Out of character indeed."
"And what about you, little miss kitty?" Weiss crossed her arms.
"Have I ever use my semblance for bad? My White Fang history should answer that." The former terrorist then smirked while continuing, "Though, now I use my semblance...for bed."
"Blake no-" Her teammates spoke in unison; one with a heavy blush on her cheeks.
-beep-
"That's a lot of dirty jokes! Geez, tone it down girls!"
"I don't think that's a lot, Yang."
"I agree with Blake!"
"Aww Ruby~"
"Anything for you Blake~"
Weiss pinched the bridge of her nose, "Before they start making out on camera, let's just end this."
"Yeah!" Yang spoke with a cheerful tone, "Thanks for watching us guys, and leave a comment below if you have anything to ask! Oh and, and brand new announcement - we're starting a podcast! Yep, it's basically just us talking, so there's minimal editing done and thus we can cut a lot of costs there! Though, we're still at the 'trying it out' stage, so we can't really guarantee anything. We will post the videos in the same channel with the hashtag 'Talking Crayons', or just 'TC' for short."
"That name sounded really dumb when you say it out loud like that." The heiress retorted.
"We originally named it 'Girls' Talk', but decided it was too ordinary. Then we named it 'Talking Gays', but it sounded too gay. Maybe we'll have you guys vote for the name." Blake spoke nonchalantly.
"I mean, we're basically fighting crayons! Y'know, with our color schemes. And we're talking in the podcast, so 'Talking Crayons' sounds...suitable?" The blonde tilted her head.
"I don't think I can convince your stubborn ass to ditch that name."
"Aw Weissy~"
"It's not a compliment!"
"For each episode of Girls'...I mean, Talking Crayons, we'll pick a topic and just...talk about it! You guys can also submit topics for us to discuss." Ruby explained, "You know, stuff like anime, dogs, Blake, weapons, Blake…"
"You flatter me too much, love~"
"Just know that we won't be able to talk about every single topic that every single one of you submitted, so don't get butthurt when your suggestions aren't featured!" Yang ignored the idiot couple, "The release date for Talking Crayons isn't official yet, so...please look forward to it!"
A pause.
"Guys I think we should call it a 'Shortcast' instead, since our podcast is gonna be short."
"Let's just call them vlogs, but a different series of vlogs. The Dear RWBY series and the...Talking Crayons series." Weiss suggested - she sounded embarrassed when mentioning the name of the series they were about to launch.
"I agree with princess."
Said princess scowled.
"That sounded weird…"
"So, we'll see you next time!"
-static noise-
"Okay then viewers, which name do you like for our new podcast series?" Yang's face appeared on the screen after the static, "Talking Crayons? Talking Gays? Or just...Girls' Talk? We do plan to invite guests from time to time, so Girls' Talk probably isn't that suitable…"
"Let's just call the podcast 'Pollination.'" Blake shrugged with a smug grin on her face.
"...I beg your pardon?" Weiss blinked.
Ruby just blushed while fidgeting.
"Blake no-"
"Vote for 'Pollination', guys."
End.
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It took me so fucking long just to compose this… but I did it!
About my condition, it isn't getting any better now (curse my job), but worry not, I'm just tired, and need...a period of time that's longer than usual to rest, I guess? Though, I'm genuinely happy when I received a message from a reader asking me how I've been.
Alright, that's all, I'll see you next vlog.
I do not own RWBY.
Special thanks to:
Pearl Darkness.