Special thanks to:

Pearl Darkness.

Work harder, Tank. You can do this.

I do not own RWBY.

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Dear RWBY #55

Start.

"Hello and welcome to another Dear RWBY vlog!" Ruby Rose greeted the viewers like how she would normally, except this time, for some reason, she was holding two pom poms on her hands.

"Guys, about the podcast we mentioned...last vlog? Last two vlog? Uh, last time. Yes. We received two votes for 'Pollination', so-"

"Good job guys." Blake interrupted her partner.

A certain heiress face-palmed at her comment.

"-So if we don't receive any more votes...it's going to be 'Pollination'." Yang carried on.

"Please don't vote for Pollination…"

"I would have to respectfully disagree with you, love. Pollination is a great resource of princess-teasing."

Ruby gasped sharply while her expression completely changed from before, "Guys, vote for Pollination."

"You both-"

"Vote for Pollination guys!"

"Yang Xiao Long."

Said Xiao Long ignored her girlfriend and spoke, "One more thing guys, we're going to have a month off Beacon! School holidays, banzai!"

"Banzai!" The Ladybugs made their trademark pose when they first moved in the dorm.

"But we're getting real busy, plus IBurn's starting something on her own so updates are going to be slow I guess."

"Right." The Faunus continued after her partner, "Let's get to the question so that we can go on a double date ASAP. Or should I say...a 'Pollination Date'."

Weiss scowled as she pulled out her scroll and began reading the question, "OBSERVER01 asked, Dear RWBY, what sort of weapons would you have used if you hadn't chosen the ones you are currently using? All hail Overlady We- No!"

The two members of Team RWBY burst out laughing right after the heiress halted, knowing full well what the viewer was trying to say. The remaining member was trying her best to hold in her laughter, which had insulted the white haired girl even more.

"It's been a while...since I heard that nickname!" Ruby struggled to speak; tears of joy were rolling down her cheeks as she gasped for air.

"So, what weapon would the Overlady use if she didn't have Myrtenaster?"

"Bella- grr. Hmph." The Overlady crossed her arms, "I would prefer a lance. Wait, this feels like a deja vu."

"Has the same question been asked before?" Ruby threw her sister a look.

"At times like this, just let our reader do the jo- I mean, let them search for it! C'mon guys let's just answer the question!"

"Hmm...I would want something that can shoot and cut, and has a long hilt. Spears and lances won't do since I mainly slash, not stab. Maybe a guandao!" The brunette spoke in a cheerful voice.

"Just weapons that ninjas use." Her lover answered nonchalantly, "Doesn't matter as long as it's stealthy."

"As for me," Yang continued after the Faunus, "It's hard to choose a weapon other than gauntlets, because I punch stuff. A pair of...fatal boxing gloves, I suppose?"

"And done! Double date?" Ruby's imaginary tail wagged.

"Damn it, I can't think of any puns…"

"I- No, we would prefer it if it stays that way." Weiss threw her teammates a look, and they both nodded to affirm.

"Oh c'mon, that would be no pun! ...Literally."

Loud face-palmed could be heard as the screen turned black.

-beep-

"You thought there's gonna be another outro again? But it was me, Y-"

-another beep-

"So, leave a comment if you want to ask us anything! Bye!" Little Red waved at the camera.

"Overlady her Majesty is currently-"

"Hey!" A voice from afar cut the Faunus' sentence off.

"-Pun-ishing Yang-"

"Nice pun, Blake- Ack!"

"For those repetitive Jojo references. And puns. See you guys!"

"There can never be too many Jojo re-"

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Disclaimer: I have never seen Jojo, and I'm not planning to watch it anytime soon. I'm just making Jojo references because they're famous memes, and I love memes. I am currently into Fate now, so maybe I'll start making Fate memes soon.

Alright, until next time.

I do not own RWBY.

Special thanks to:

Pearl Darkness.