Special thanks to:

Pearl Darkness.

Hey. How are you doing? Tell your answer to the person beside you because I can't hear you across a screen anyway.

And, updates are slow? Why? Please refer to either my profile or the last DRWBY. Hehe.

I do not own RWBY.

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Dear RWBY #57

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"Hello and welcome to another Dear RWBY vlog! This episode is brought to you by IBurn!" Ruby Rose greeted the viewers with utmost excitement.

"So, we just wanna let you guys know that...fortunately, Weiss didn't freeze the pool last time!"

"Hey!"

"Not bringing Myrtenaster was a smart choice." Blake commented.

"But even if she freezes the pool, we can always ice skate! Oh wait…" Yang threw her partner a smug look.

Just then, the screen changed to a high-definition photo of Blake's perfect pose after falling on the ice-floor during their Argus vlog. After a few seconds, it changed back to the current view of the four of them.

"So you've changed your bully target?" The Faunus seemed unfazed by it.

"I generally like to tease everyone so…"

"Can we get to the question, then to the cafeteria please?"

"Weiss' hungry. You don't mess with a hungry Weiss, because she's T-Weiss as scary as the normal Weiss."

"That pun's been used before, love."

"Drat! I'm so bad at making puns ugh."

"You abso-Ruby suck at this."

"Stealing a viewer's pun is no fair Yang!"

"IBurn is actually running out of ideas for puns...that's why these vlogs you guys watched recently? They either have old puns, or no puns at all." The blonde closed her eyes and shrugged sentimentally, as if she was trying to piss off their sponsor.

"Indeed." The other wall-breaker continued.

"Can we just read the question?"

"Guys, hungry Weiss, be wise!"

"Ruby-"

"It's your turn right Yang?" Blake saved her girlfriend by interrupting.

"Yes, cat. Now...Mew Shadowfang asked, Dear RWBY...wait, am I allowed to ask two questions in one comment? Oh whatever. Do your teachers and professors know you are vlogging, and what are their reactions?"

"No, you're not allowed to ask two questions in one comment." Weiss rolled her eyes.

"That's why this question is in this episode, and the last question was in the last episode, dear. Wink."

"You don't have to say wink if you're actually winking, Yang."

"Oh. Well. Nice t-winking, Weiss! I would never have thought of that!"

Ruby groaned.

"Answer the goddamned question!" Weiss shrieked.

"The answer is, yes they do." The Faunus said.

"Professor Ozpin was kind of cool with it. I mean he made plushies out of us and sold them for the so-called… 'school budget'. A smart and cunning man he is." Ruby crossed her arms and said, "As for Professor Goodwitch…"

"She's Good-witch us doing this as long as we maintain our performance."

Blake groaned.

"Professor Port and Professor Oo-"

"It's doctor!" A voice appeared out of nowhere, startling the four of them.

Little red quickly corrected herself after faking a cough, "Doctor Oobleck...are our fans. They asked for our autographs a few...days ago? How long ago was it?"

"I can't remember."

"Me neither, love."

"There, answered, now can we go the the fucking cafeteria now?"

"Sure, Overlady." Everyone answered in unison.

"Shut up!"

-beep-

"Leave a comment below if you wanna ask us anything! Thank you for watching, and we'll see you next time!" The screen was a little shaky showing the leader of Team RWBY; behind her was a massive amount of students - she was in the cafeteria.

"Weiss insisted we come here before shooting the outro. And she went to get her yogurt." The camera moved a bit and showed Yang instead, then she shifted it to shoot the person sitting beside her, "Say hi to the viewers, Velvet!"

"Hello!" Came the energetic greeting.

"She's eating lunch with us today." Blake said.

"Yeah, everyone else said they need to do some…" The rabbit Faunus fidgeted, "Well, cleaning up, and they ditched me."

"Oof."

"Oof."

"...Oof."

"They ran out of yogu-"

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Did I get my old style back?

Did you like this chapter? When I run out of ideas, I always just use Weiss. It is Weiss of me to do that.

I do not own RWBY.

(I have an FB page, as well as the...ye know, a page on the P site. Not the P you're thinking of you pervert, the other one that ends with the letter 'n'. Okay that didn't sound good. Both my FB and Pa-treon goes by the name 'Freelancer Tank'.) Haha from now on I will copy paste this in all my A/Ns instead of the usual "FB=This, Pa-treon=that.".

Nah just kidding.

Special thanks to:

Pearl Darkness.