Special thanks to:

Pearl Darkness.

It's been a while. A few months actually. Worry not, I'm still very much alive. I'm focusing on other things, so writing fanfiction has gone really low on my priority list. Nevertheless, I still try my best to come up with something.

I am in a really bad health situation (both mentally and physically), but rest assured that I'm actually trying to fight these problems. That's progress...I guess? At least I'm aware that I have these problems lmao.

Alright, not going to talk too much about me, please enjoy the girls' vlog.

I do not own RWBY.

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Dear RWBY #58

Start.

"Hello and welcome to another episode of Dear RWBY vlog!" Ruby Rose did their usual introduction - this time full of energy as well, "It has been...forever! Since the last one!"

"Yes, blame our sponsor!" Her sister imitated her.

They were in their usual setting with the scroll recording them while they sat on the floor in the middle of their dorm.

"Is she in a slump again?"

"Aww princess is worried."

"I'm not a princess!" Weiss Schnee glared at the cat.

"She didn't deny the worry part." Her partner joined in the teasing.

"You-"

"Welcome to another episode of Weiss-bullying!" She continued with a cheerful tone.

"Hey!"

"So...we've talked about making a podcast right? Pollination?" Blake ignored the princess as she looked straight into the camera and spoke.

"I still hate that name."

"We just want to let you know that we've not forgotten about it."

"We just need…" Yang paused, then continued while sticking out her tongue, "Well we have everything, we just need our goddamned sponsor!"

"Alright, let's just get to our question before we stray away again!" Ruby pinched her sister's cheek, causing the latter to make a weird sound, "Don't keep our viewers waiting!"

"I think our viewers would be more interested in our Weiss bu- interactions than the actual question." The Faunus smirked.

"Did you just-"

"Now Blake." Having freed from her sister's pinching, the blonde spoke, "That's super offensive to the viewer who submitted the question!"

"But is it not true?"

"..."

"Just read the question, Blake."

"Sure honey. Ahem. OBSERVER01 asked, Dear RWBY, if your lives were ever turned into a movie or a TV series who would you want to act as you? Wow, mine would be a super edgy show."

The camera zoomed at Ruby right after Blake finished reading the question; she had a weird expression while facing the side, as if she's holding in her laughter.

"You were trying your best not to say 'Ruby Rose', weren't you?" Her sister said.

Little Red nodded.

"I don't think Ruby Rose really suits to play a precious cinnamon roll such as Ruby Rose herself."

"Gay." Weiss commented on Blake's remark.

"Abso-ruby!"

"Yang no-"

The heiress then sighed, "I would prefer it if we take this with a more serious approach."

"When are we ever serious?"

"...You've got a point."

"See babe~"

"Answer the question, Yang."

The Yang pouted.

"Well, since we don't upload that often now, the least we could do is to answer the question properly." Ruby made a leader-like comment.

"Oh so now you're taking Weiss' side?" Yang raised an eyebrow.

"Hey now, you don't really want to anger the Ice Queen!"

"Ruby."

"Weiss."

"And especially after Frozen 2 was released."

"Ruby."

"Weiss."

"Actually, we can't really answer this question, OBSERVER01." The Faunus ignored their bantering, "I mean, IBurn's knowledge of actors are pretty…"

"Yes." Her partner nodded sentimentally.

"So, let's just Goggle someone who looks like us and get this over with."

"No Blake you aren't supposed to say that aloud!" Yang made an expression identical to the infamous 'The Scream' painting with both hands holding her face.

"Edit this part out then."

"I don't think she will." Ruby put her hand on her lover's shoulder.

"Right, it's the Yang after all."

"Guys, why don't we just tell them that our voice actresses are celebrities...well they kind of are anyway to the Rooster Teeth fans...and let that be the answer?" Yang flashed a grin at the camera.

"Wow, the fourth wall is in grave danger today."

"Ruby/Babe, what did you just sa-"

-beep-

"So there you have it, our totally not lazy answers!" Ruby exclaimed.

"Barb, Arryn, Lindsay, and Kara. And Casey, who plays the singing parts!"

Weiss gave her girlfriend a look, "I seriously don't understand that."

"Me neither." The leader shrugged.

"But you-"

"But I what, Blake?" She let out a sinister grin.

"Oh no, IBurn, what have you done?"

The screen faded to black with a terrorized dragon; then it cut to showing only the White Rose pair, the others were nowhere to be seen.

"For some reason, Yang and Blake both looked like they were traumatized by something." Weiss crossed her arms and spoke nonchalantly, "It's just us for the last segment."

"Yep! See you guys next time! Comment below or directly inbox us if you have anything to ask!"

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Oh no, what have I done? I have tainted the innocent mind!

They grow up so fast...IBurn sniffed as she wiped her tears with a brown handkerchief.

Hope you enjoyed this chapter, I kind of lost touch to writing DRWBY style since I haven't written it for so long. I'll see you next time. Stay alive.

P.S. I haven't watched volume seven, not even the trailer. But I don't mind spoilers!

FB Page: Freelancer Tank, with a logo that says 'ShiFT Production'.

I do not own RWBY.

Special thanks to:

Pearl Darkness.