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Hello. Please enjoy this chapter.

I do not own RWBY.

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Dear RWBY #60

Start.

"Hello and welcome to another episode of Dear RWBY!" Ruby Rose threw up both her hands and yelled.

"Ruby, not so loud!" Her partner slapped her calves, signalling her to sit down, "It's...two in the morning!"

"Believe me Weiss, no one's asleep anyway!"

"So Pyrrha's last name is 'no one'?"

"Not now, Yang." The heiress pinched the bridge of her nose, "Ruby, just...calm down, please."

Little Red pouted, but obeyed as she sat on the floor, joining the rest of her team. And of course, she chose to sit beside a certain Faunus.

"Welcome back to another episode of Dear RWBY." She repeated after shifting nearer to Blake, "You're so warm, Blake."

"You too, Rubes." The Faunus smiled. She then wrapped her arm around the little ball of fluff leaning against her.

"So!" Yang decided to ignore them and instead face the camera, putting up her best smile, "We've all decided that we're not going to read the question in sequence anymore."

A pause.

"Wait not that...I mean uh...by sequence, as in the sequence of questions that y'all sent to us, then yes sequence, but reading out loud, we're not sequencing. Wait…"

"It's so confusing. And your sentences are grammatically incorrect. Mostly."

"As long as we get the meaning across! Feeling, the feeling is important, Blake!"

"Yeah yeah."

"I knew you'd get it. You're my partner after all!"

"I don't think she gets it."

"Aww babe don't be such a pessimist!"

"And I don't think our viewers get it either."

"Get which part?"

"All parts, Ruby. Please for Dust's sake, ask your sister to prepare a script beforehand if she has something big to announce."

"I don't think it's that big though…"

"Same here Rubes. That's why I didn't prepare one! As long as I'm sincere, the feeling will get across!"

Weiss groaned.

"Perhaps I should do it." Blake spoke, "What Yang had just said, in short, was that we're not taking turns to read the questions anymore; but instead, we'll let whoever we think is the most hilarious - or interesting, read it. Depending on the question itself."

"Thank you."

"You're welcome!"

"Not you!"

"At this rate, Weiss is gonna end up reading all the questions. Look at how popular she is with our viewers!"

"Ruby."

"Proven on the spot!"

"Weiss-bullying. Always gets us views. A lot. Of views."

"How dare you!" Weiss shot the Faunus a death glare, then let out a long sigh afterwards. She thought she'd gotten used to her teammates' teasing after so long - and while she actually had, to some degree, but after not making any vlogs for almost two months, it seemed like her tolerance had gone down the hills.

"Aww it's okay, Weissy, I don't think it'd be you all the time! Look, the question this time just screams 'Blake'."

"Sure, I'll do it."

"No hesitation! So cool, Blake!"

"Thank you, my dear~"

"I'm not going to retort."

"Gay." Yang did.

"Yes Yang." The Faunus brushed her off, "Now… oh man, it's a long question again. But because I'm cool so here I go. Reading it without any complaints. Yes."

"You're wonderful even if you complain, Blake!"

"You're wonderful too my dear."

Weiss groaned.

"OBSERVER01 asked, Dear Blake, first of all I must say that I am a Faunus. A honey badger Faunus to be exact. My animal trait is my badger ears. Why am I telling you this? To give you context to my question. How do I rebuff recruit recruitment attempts by pushy White Fang recruiters in a way that doesn't end up with me being forcibly conscripted for the 'cause'? I ask because my neighborhood which is half filled with Faunus has seen an increase in out of town Faunus White Fang recruiters. And none of them looks like the type to simply accept no as an answer. Anyway, any advice you give would be most appreciated. P.S My devotion is so Supreme Overlady Weiss! Pft!"

Weiss groaned again.

"I can totally hear 'not this shit again' from that groan."

"You know her so well, Rubes! Big sis here getting a little jealous!"

"Please, I think half our viewers, mostly the Weiss fans, can also hear that. Right guys?"

A pause was inserted for the viewers to respond, even though technically, Team RWBY wouldn't be able to hear them. But they appreciate the gesture!

"This OBSERVER01 really is a die hard Weiss fan." Blake commented nonchalantly. She then put her scroll away after turning it off and spoke as she faced the camera, "And since this question is addressed to me, I'll go ahead and answer it."

"Playing the cool girl for Rubes eh."

"What are you talking about, Yang? Blake is cool without having to play cool!"

"Thank you my dear~"

Weiss groaned, yet again.

"Did Nora feed them weed again?"

"That's the gays in their natural habitat. The Team RWBY lovey-dovey gays." Blake spoke as if she had nothing to do with it, "Anyway, they won't take no for an answer? Just punch them. Hard."

"That's a surprisingly… 'Yang' answer."

"I think that's more of a 'Weiss' answer. The Supreme Overlady Weiss."

"Ruby."

"Weiss."

"My bae is badass after all!"

Weiss suppressed the groan by taking a deep inhale while pinching the bridge of her nose.

"But seriously, if they won't listen, just punch them. Hard." Yang held up her fist.

"I agree." The heiress said.

"See?"

"Ruby."

"Weiss."

"Ehe~"

"No, Ruby for the umpteenth time, I will not do the Paimon meme!"

"Aww you're no fun."

"Hmph."

"And you can call the police, OBSERVER01!" The leader went back to answering the question, ignoring the heiress' huff. She paused a bit before continuing, "... Is what I would've said a year ago. But time flows, Ruby grows, and now things are very different from the past. So just punch them if they won't listen!"

"Sometimes, fisting is the answer."

"I don't like how she phrased it."

"That's grammatically incorrect, Yang."

"Is it, miss writer?"

"But the feelings have gotten across." Said miss writer crossed her arms and nodded sentimentally, as if she'd just solved a century old mystery, "So, how is it? Wanna try that, princess?"

"Hell no!"

-beep-

"Geez you guys, what's with the dirty jokes recently?"

"That's you being lewd."

"How dare you, babe! Yang is never lewd!"

"I beg to differ. Just take a look on her second drawe-"

"Blake!"

"Oh I am so sorry." The Faunus spoke in a monotonous voice without even looking at her partner.

"Hearing this from my sister is just…"

"It's okay Rubes. Just ignore the Freezerburns."

"Why am I included?"

"Let's cuddle, Rubes." She flat out ignored the heiress.

"Okay~"

Weiss groaned, "I guess that's all for this episode. Bye."

"Comment or PM us if you wanna ask us stuff! Remember to start it with 'Dear RWBY'. You know, for the aesthetic!"

"Yeah yeah."

"So wanna try it out, Weissy?"

"Try what out?"

"Fis-" Before Yang could finish talking, a kick had landed on her stomach.

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Aren't you guys happy that IBurn doesn't appear in this chapter? That little shit had been appearing in their vlogs all the time lately. It's so annoying to see her when all I want to look at is Team RWBY, in their natural habitat.

I hope this chapter can make you guys laugh a little. Be happy. The pandemic is still on-going and I know it's a tough time for a lot of people. So I hope I can do some good.

I do not own RWBY.

Special thanks to:

Pearl Darkness (where are you buddy?)