A/N: I have never in my life watched Little Witch Academia, however I will watch it after this Chapter, anyways I got this idea after I watch the "AVGN kills Akko" video on YouTube, anyways I'm done spouting shit, LETS WATCH!
She was speeding up the stairs.
Astuko Kagari, later called Akko by her friends, was going up the stairs in the dormitory of Luna Nova.
Now this would be normal for any ol' student of Luna Nova, but what makes her different is that she's IN A FUCKIN CAR!
She was holding on for dear life, with popcorn and fries falling on her face while she tried to scan for the correct room.
She thinks shes finally found it, and crashes into a door a couple of feet away from her destination.
Her flailing body hits the door that she was about to go to, door number 493.
"Ow!"
She falls to the ground and comically gets back up.
"Excuse Me!"
She frantically bangs on the door.
She needs the door to open.
OR EL- BANG!
"OH SHIT!" The Nerd exclaimed.
"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUUUUCK! WHERE DID THIS LITTLE SHIT COME FROM!?"
Standing in front of akko's corpse is The Man, The Myth, The Legend, The Angry Video Game Nerd.
"SHIT! I-I NEED TO HIDE THIS THING!"
Quickly dragging the corpse, the Nerd brutally kicked the corpse repeatedly into the couch hearing a couple of bones breaking in the process.
The Nerd then goes over to his door and closes it, didn't bother to clean the blood, after all his door is a kind of a interdimensional door so it does that on occasion, BUT NOT LIKE THIS!
"Ugh I need a beer"
grabbing a beer from the now disabled beer droid, The AVGN plops on his couch, takes a swig of his beer, and goes back to his review of the Oddesy.