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"Okay so here is what I have learned about the gods." Hermione said.

"Just a second Hermione. Guys, no editorial comments until she is done, even though you will disagree with what she is saying." I said. "Continue."

"Ares is strong and stupid, Zeus is a just and wise leader, Hera is faithful and beautiful, Demeter is kind and protective, Dionysus is fun-loving and merciful-," Percy snorted. I glared at him. Hermione wisely chose to ignore us. "- Apollo is artistic and noble-,"

Nico di Angelo walked in with his boyfriend Will Solace.

"What? Apollo is

Artistic? NO. Have you met

Him? His haikus suck!"

"Hey! Apollo is my dad!" Will protested.

Nico scoffed. "Please. Me saying Apollo isn't good at poetry is like you saying Hades isn't very good at getting along with his brothers."

"Shut up, di Angelo."

"So what are you guys doing?" Nico asked.

"Sorry Nico, something I enjoy probably ISN'T YOUR TYPE!" said Percy.

I rolled my eyes. "Gods, Percy that was MONTHS ago. Will you get OVER it already? Nico, we are playing truth or dare."

"Oh. Cool."

"Hermione is telling us her really incorrect version of the Greek gods." Leo said. "You know which one is Hermione, right?"

"Yeah, I know all of them. Except which is Fred and Which is George?" Will asked.

"We don't know."

"May I continue?" Hermione asked. When we all nodded she said "Hermes is humorous and clever, Hades is dark and gloomy, and Hestia is quiet and kind. Aphrodite is loving and beautiful, Hephaestus is ugly and crafty, Poseidon is powerful and strong, Artemis hates men and is great at archery, and Athena is wise, strong and AWESOME." (A/N: Athena is my favorite, as you might have guessed.

"Okay. The ones you got right are Ares, Hades, Hephaestus, Poseidon, Artemis, and Athena." I said.

"Apollo sucks at poetry, and is very conceited. He thinks the world revolves around him."

"Actually Nico, it does." corrected Will Solace.

"Zeus is stupid, paranoid, and power-hungry." Said Percy. Thunder rumbled.

"Shut up, Jackson." Snapped Jason.

"But it's true, Sparky."

"Hera is stupid, jealous, and evil." I turned into a peacock. It was not a pleasant experience.

"NOOOOOOO! ANNABETH!" yelled Percy. You could hear the gods yelling on Mt. Olympus.

"HERA! YOU TURN MY DAUGTER BACK THIS INSTANT!"

"YEAH! DON'T RUIN PERCABETH!"

"WHAT THE HADES IS PERCABETH?"

"IT'S THE SHIP NAME FOR THE BEST COUPLE EVER, PERCY AND ANNABETH!"

"NO, PERCABETH MUST BE DESTROYED! BUT DO IT BY TURNING SEA SPAWN INTO A PEACOCK, NOT MY DAUGHTER!"

"ALL RIGHT, ALREADY! YOU TWO ARE GIVING ME A MIGRANE!"

I turned back into me.

"Demeter is too obsessed with cereal." Nico said.

"Aphrodite meddles with people's love lives." Complained Piper.

"And Dionysus hates us and gets everyone's name wrong." Finished Percy. Of course, Dionysus chose that moment to walk in.

"Peter Johnson, what are you doing?"

"Nothing. Why don't you go turn Clarisse into a dolphin?"

"I tried. She punched me."

"What a tragedy."

"Shut up Jorgensen, I'm leaving."

"No, no, stay. Have a butterbeer." Said Fred or George.

"Finally, someone gives me the respect I deserve." Said Dionysus. Than he drank the bottle.

"What was in that?" Hermione asked.

The twins smile evilly. "Liquidized u-no-poo." They said together.

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