It's been over a year... I'm sorry.
I'm not really that interested in this fanfiction. It doesn't even have a plot, and there are a million truth or dare fanfictions on here. I'm much more focused on things like Swan Song (KOTLC), where it's almost like writing a book except I'm borrowing the characters, world, and backstories. But this is one of my first fanfictions on here, and definitely the first one that people actually really liked, so I'll try to be better about this one.
Writer2006: Lol, thank you!
AlexandriteTorch: Aww, thanks!
Reader 123: Thanks! I'm really really really really really sorry.
Sarcasticsnark13: Thank you! I'll try.
Falconress: Thank you! Sorry for the wait.
Percabeth Rules: Thanks! I'd highly recommend it.
Junebug: Yep! Lol. :)
PotterGirl: HAHAHAHAHA sorry.
AquaEclipse: I'm not sure either. I blame the author- oh wait...
DangerousPie1: Me too, honestly. Luckily, there are a lot of fanfictions! And totally true.
Country-Fangirl: Hmm. That's too bad. Um... okay?
Quick recap since it's been a year:
-Percy has to say "ahoy matey" at the beginning of each sentence.
-Hermione just confessed that she has a crush on Ron
-Nothing else important for continuity.
Enjoy!
"Wait, what?" asked Ron. "Hermione, you have a cru-"
Hermione grabbed her wand and pointed it at Ron. "Um... obliviate! You all heard nothing!" she said, panicking.
"Um... Hermione?" asked Harry. "Don't you think that's a little extreme?"
"Don't make me obliviate you too!" Hermione exclaimed. "And he won't forget everything. He'll just forget me saying... you know."
"Ahoy matey, that's one way to react to a crush confession," Percy whispered, watching them.
I cleared my throat, hoping that Hermione wouldn't wipe everyone else's memory. I really didn't want to forget meeting some of my favorite book characters, after all. Hmm, I should probably get some autographs from them. But maybe later. "Hermione, it's your turn to truth or dare someone else."
"Okay," Hermione said. "Um... what's his name? He's the one who can fly?"
"Um, me?" Harry asked.
"Without a broom, Harry."
"Oh, you mean Jason," said Percy. "I mean 'ahoy matey, oh, you mean Jason.'"
"Right! Jason, truth or dare?"
"Dare!"
"I dare you to eat an entire box of Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans," Hermione said.
"Um... they're just jelly beans, right?" Jason asked. "What's so bad about that?"
"They're jelly beans, except some of them are, like, earwax flavored," I explained.
"Oh." Jason made a face. "Ew."
"You have to eat them," Hermione shrugged. "Ronald, do you have a box of Bertie Bott's?" Her face turned pink as she looked at him. I decided that if Ron still remembered her truth, Hermione's head would explode. That probably wouldn't be good.
"Yep!" Ron declared. "And now, the Blonde Flying Dude shall eat them!"
Jason rolled his eyes at the nickname and opened the box of Bertie Bott's that Ron gave him. Adopting an expression similar to someone about to receive a death sentence, he lifted up one singular every flavor bean and slowly put it in his mouth. A few seconds later, he spit it out, making some inhuman noises of disgust.
"What flavor did you get?" asked Ron.
"IT TASTES LIKE A BRICK!" Jason screamed. "I HAVE BEEN HIT WITH SO MANY OF THOSE, YOU HAVE NO IDEA!"
"Jason plus brick. I ship it," Leo muttered.
"You have to eat the entire box," Piper pointed it out.
None of the other every flavor beans got quite the same reaction (which was slightly disappointing), but he definitely did eat some that were good for comedic value, such as dirt. All in all, it was an entertaining dare.
"Thank Zeus that's over," Jason sighed when he had eaten the last one.
Thunder rumbled. "NO PROBLEM."
Jason rolled his eyes. "Anyway, um, I think your name was Luna?"
Luna nodded.
"Truth or dare?"
"Truth," Luna answered.
(A/N: Since I'm uncreative, I'm just going to borrow a question from Would You Rather. Shameless self promotion over here.)
"Would you rather be alone for the rest of your life, or always surrounded by annoying people?" Jason asked.
"I'd rather be alone," Luna answered. "Um... who's the guy wearing all black?"
"Me?" asked Nico.
"Yeah! Truth or dare?" Luna asked.
"Dare," Nico decided.
"Do your best imitation of your friend."
"Which friend?" Nico asked. "I have more than one, you know."
"The blonde guy."
"Oh! He's actually my boyfriend. But yes, I can imitate him." Nico cleared his throat and started speaking in a voice that maybe resembled Will's, but not really. Pointing at random people, he shouted "TAKE YOUR MEDICINE AND OR I WILL SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROATS!"
"I don't sound like that!" Will protested.
"You totally do," Nico argued.
Look at that, maybe 500 words of a chapter? That's really short compared to what I normally write. But I seriously can't get inspired for this story. Oh well.
I was thinking I'd maybe do a few more chapters and then wrap it up so I don't end up just abandoning this story? Because a completed story is better than a discontinued one, right? Let me know what you think in the reviews. Also, if you have any suggestions for truths and/or dares, please do tell me! I am fairly desperate. That's all, please review!
