So, this chapter went in a completely different direction than I expected but honestly I am LIVING for it. Also, no idea what's happening to the POV. It's kind of an omniscient narrator that breaks the fourth wall and can't quite stick to a verb tense.

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"Fine," sighed Will. "Um... Harry Potter? It feels weird to be talking to Harry Potter. Truth or dare?"

"Dare," decided Harry, taking a bite out of a chocolate frog. Ron snatched the card away from him, but lost in chocolatey delight, Harry didn't notice. A look of disappointment came over Ron's face. He shrugged and set the card down.

Will ignored this entire exchange. "Um... well, since you're all fictional characters who are now in our world, how would like to meet your author?"

"Wouldn't that freak her out?" asked Hermione.

Nico grinned at his boyfriend. "That's the point."

Confused, Luna tilted her head to the side. "Um..."

"Don't ask," sighed Annabeth. "Harry, do you accept this dare?"

He shrugged. "Sure. Sounds fun." After finishing off the last of the chocolate frog, he pushed his glasses up his nose and stood up. "Um... how do we get there?"

An excellent logistics question. It stumped them all. Nico spoke first after the pause, saying "I can shadow travel."

"Actually, you can't," Will said. "You've already shadow traveled to five different pride parades today. You're going to overexert yourself. Doctor's orders."

"I should get a new doctor," grumbled Nico.

"Aww, but you looove me!"

Will grinned, putting his arm around Nico, who blushed bright red. Percy faked a gagging sound, muttering something that sounded vaguely like Oh, THAT'S his type. Annabeth turned to him and stage whispered "Were we this sickeningly adorable?"

All of the half bloods nodded in unison, saying "You were worse" with one voice. Everyone was united in shipping Percabeth. And Solangelo. Shipping unites us all. It can stop wars, create world peace. Well, except for ship wars. But those are inevitable.

Hermione snuck a not-so-subtle glance at Ron. He was probably the only person to not notice, lost in eating another chocolate frog. Why had they brought so many chocolate frogs? No one knew, not even the Harry Potter characters. Luna sighed, and Ginny rolled her eyes at her stupid best friend. She didn't love them liking each other, but this sort of oblivious flirting was painful to watch.

Leo, finally, spoke. "So... how are we going to get to England? Maybe I could build a ship?"

"We will sail on the Percabeth ship!" declared Piper, raising her hand triumphantly.

Annabeth shook her head. "Since this is to meet the Harry Potter author, how about sailing on the Romione ship instead?"

Hermione blushed scarlet, and Ron remained blind as always. Hazel shook her head. "They aren't the main characters. Clearly, we should sail on the Ginny/Harry... ship. Why are they called ships, anyway?"

"I think it's short for relationship," said Frank.

Will tore his gaze away from Nico. "But also, Drarry."

"Wait," said Harry slowly. "What's Drarry?"

With a grimace, Hermione said "I think it's you and Malfoy in a relationship."

Finally, something got a reaction out of Ron. He made a loud gagging noise as Harry stuck out his tongue, tugging his hair over his eyes. Was he blushing? No one knows. Except the omniscient author, who gives an enthusiastic yes, because seriously, HBP was so gay. His obsession with Malfoy was borderline creepy, to be honest, and most definitely not tOTALLY PLATONIC-

"Before we get in a ship war," said Piper. "We can all agree that Wolfstar ship is superior?"

All of the half bloods nodded, and most of the Harry Potter characters too. Harry "Observant As A Brick" Potter looked confused. Harry, honestly, how do you not see your godfather and ex teacher being super gay for each other? They are not subtle about it.

Leo stood shaking his head. "I meant a boat ship, guys."

"Oh," said Piper. "Well, that'd take a while to build. Can the Harry Potter characters apparate?"

The author probably spelled that wrong, but no one took notice.

"Nah, this is from Order Of The Phoenix, which means none of them are old enough to-"

"OUT OF THE WAY!" said Fred or George, dramatically spreading his arms.

"YOUR HEROES HAVE ARRIVED!" continued George or Fred, apparating from one side of the room to the other.

"Right," said Annabeth. "You guys are older. I guess we'll do side along apparation with them two?"

Jason nodded. "Sounds good."

"You know, shadow traveling is a perfectly acceptable-"

Will shushed Nico. "Doctors orders."

"Fine," grumbled Nico. "Let's go bug JK R-" A loud bleeping sound emitted from him. "-ling."

Trying to censor words through dialogue.

It worked well enough.

Anyway, next chapter will probably be the last, where they go to bug JK R**ling. Because really, who doesn't want to annoy JKR?

Transphobes, I guess?

Anyway, I have no idea what this story has turned into, but writing the chapter was kinda fun. This fanfiction, I don't have to feel pressured to write well, because it's already so much better than my garbage from two years ago! Really, though, most of my other works have me meticulously choosing words and trying to make the writing flow with poetry, and this one is just...

We can all agree that the Wolfstar ship is superior.

Wait, that's poetry too.

I'll try to be as fast as I can with the next update, but it might be a while. Requests for sooner updates will go in the JKR. I mean, in the garbage can.

Please review!